The Joke Machine

The Joke Machine

笑话制造机

Everyone was in the playground. I've got a good joke, said Wilf. What goes black, white, black, white? I don't know, said Biff. A penguin rolling down a hill, said Wilf.

大家都在操场上。 威尔夫说："我有个超好笑的笑话。" 什么东西黑、白、黑、白来回变呀？ 比夫说："我不知道呀。" 威尔夫说："是从山上滚下来的企鹅呀。"

I've got one," said Anina. Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? asked Chip. It had no body to go with, said Anina. Time to come inside, called Mrs May. Line up quietly, everyone. What do sea monsters eat? said Nadeem. Fish and ships? That's a terrible joke, said Biff.

安妮娜说："我也有一个笑话。" 为什么骷髅去不了派对呀？ 奇普问："为什么骷髅去不了派对呀？" 安妮娜说："因为它没有伴陪它去呀。" 梅老师喊道："该进教室啦。" 大家安静排好队。 纳迪姆说："海怪都吃什么呀？" 鱼和船吗？ 比夫说："这个笑话也太冷了吧。"

Get in, you chatterboxes," said Mrs May. Didn't you hear the whistle? Sorry, Mrs May," said Wilf. We were telling jokes. Well, it's time to stop now," said Mrs May. Mrs May called Biff. What does an elephant do on a motorway? Not now, Biff," said Mrs May. Tell me later. In you go, everyone.

梅老师说："快进来呀，你们这些小话痨。" 你们没听见哨声吗？ 威尔夫说："对不起，梅老师。" 我们刚才在讲笑话呢。 梅老师说："好啦，现在该停下来了。" 梅老师叫比夫过去。 大象在高速公路上会做什么呀？ 梅老师说："现在不行哦，比夫。" 晚点再告诉我。 大家都进去吧。

Biff! whispered Nadeem. What does an elephant do on a motorway? About two miles an hour, said Biff. Biff? Nadeem? said Mrs May. Go inside quietly. It was nearly time to go home. Well done! said Mrs May. You have worked hard today. Now it's time to tidy up.

纳迪姆小声喊："比夫！" 大象在高速公路上会做什么呀？ 比夫说："大概一小时走两英里呗。" 梅老师喊道："比夫？纳迪姆？" 安安静静进教室去。 很快就到放学回家的时间了。 梅老师说："大家做得真棒！" 你们今天都很用功。 现在该收拾东西啦。

Mrs May, called Anina, do you want to hear one of Nadim's jokes? Well, just one, said Mrs May. I want to get home tonight. Why do cows wear bells? asked Anina. I don't know, said Mrs May. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work, said Nadim.

安妮娜喊："梅老师，你想听纳丁讲的一个笑话吗？" 梅老师说："好吧，就听一个哦。" 我今晚还想准时到家呢。 安妮娜问："奶牛为什么要戴铃铛呀？" 梅老师说："我不知道呀。" 奶牛为什么要戴铃铛呀？ 纳丁说："因为它们的角吹不响呀。"