The Joke Machine

The Joke Machine

Everyone was in the playground,"I've got a good joke," said Wilf."What goes black, white, black, white?" "I don't know," said Biff."A penguin rolling down a hill!" said Wilf.

"I've got one," said Anneena."Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?" "Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?" asked Chip. "It had no body to go with!" said Anneena. "Time to come inside!" called Mrs May."Line up quietly, everyone.""What do sea monsters eat?" said Nadim."Fish and ships!""That's a terrible joke!" said Biff.

"Get in, you chatterboxes," said Mrs May."Didn't you hear the whistle?" "Sorry, Mrs May," said Wilf."We were telling jokes." "Well, it's time to stop now," said Mrs May. "Mrs May!" called Biff."What does an elephant do on a motorway?" "Not now, Biff," said Mrs May."Tell me later. In you go everyone."

"Biff," whispered Nadim."What does an elephant do on a motorway?" "About two miles an hour!" said Biff. "Biff! Nadim!" said Mrs May."Go inside quietly!"

It was nearly time to go home. "Well done!" said Mrs May."You have worked hard today. Now it's time to tidy up."