Ticklecrabs

It has been 10 minutes since a kid has run in here and asked me a question. -Dad? -Yeah, mate. -Can we get married?-Nah. Why not? I'm already married to your mum.

Because she's your true love? Yes, because she's my true love. Is it nice having a true love? It's very nice having a true love. What's so nice about having a true love? Um, well, they're always there for you when you need them.

-Let's play Tickle-Crabs. -Yeah, Tickle-Crabs. -Ooh! -See you later. This episode of " Bluey" is called " Tickle" Unhunh, no way. I am not playing Tickle-Crabs. Oh, why not? 'Cause I hate Tickle-Crabs. -Why? -Because you're Tickle-Crabs.

Yeah, but that's the fun part. Fun for you maybe, not for me. Okay, Bingo, this is gonna take a serious " please" face. Yes, serious. Let's get these ears back.

And I'm going to need to see tears. That's good. And let's hold these. -Okay, let's do this. -What do you want? -Why do you never play with us? -What?! -You're always at work.