Asparagus

Agh! Agh! Glargh! Bla-bl-bl-blah, bl-bloo! Bluey, don't talk with your mouth full. And sit up straight. Don't slouch. It's bad manners. Is this bad manners? Blaaah!

-Bingo! Mum, why do we have to have manners? Because we're not animals. I'm happy as long as you eat your veggies. Hey, hey, hey! Elbows off the table, thanks, Mum. Oh! Ha!

Can you believe that, kids? Ha! Psst! Bluey, take this. It's a magic asparagus. What does it do? It turns people into any animal you want.

For real life? For real life. Oooooh! Don't play with your food, Blu-- Donkey! Hee-haw! -It worked!

Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Do me! Okay. Warthog! No, no, I want to be a piglet. -Piglet!