Mums And Dads

Morning, honey. Morning, sweetheart. I made you a cup of tea. Oh, thanks. I love a cup of tea in the morning.

I know you do. Is the sink leaking again? Yeah, I'm showing Polly how to fix it. I'll give Polly her breakfast. What a good girl you are, Polly. Okay. I'm off to work now.

Bye! Huh? What did you say? I said, " I'm off to work. " But I'm off to work. Mums don't go to work. Yes, they do.

No, they stay at home and look after kids. No, they don't. Mums go to work, and dads stay home and mow the lawn. No, they don't. Yes, they do. No, they don't.

Yes, they do! Oh, Indy, Rusty, this is not how mums and dads behave. Indy isn't playing properly. No, Rusty's not playing properly. -Am too! -Are not!