Skateboard Monkey

Chapter 4 Skateboard Monkey CLYDE! STOP! PRINCIPAL MURPHY MIGHT SEE YOU.

SHE'LL TOSS YOU OUT OF SCHOOL WHEN SHE CATCHES YOU! YOU MEAN, IF SHE CATCHES ME. I ALWAYS WEAR SHORTS UNDER MY PANTS. JUST IN CASE. TA-DAH! NOW, IT'S BACK TO CLASS. AND THIS TIME NOBODY'S GOING TO LAUGH AT ME DURING SHOW-AND-TELL. DON'T COUNT ON IT.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS, CLYDE! WHY NOT? BRINGING A MONKEY TO SHOW-AND-TELL WILL BE SUPER SPECIAL. BUT CLYDE THE BOY CAN'T BRING CLYDE THE MONKEY. WHAT ? YOU CAN'T BRING YOURSELF. OH. . . RIGHT. THEN YOU BRING ME.

FORGET IT, CLYDE! I'M NOT GETTING IN TROUBLE, TOO. ME? GET IN TROUBLE? HA! LOOK! EVERYONE'S EXCITED TO SEE ME! A MONKEY? HE LOOKS FUNNY. HE LOOKS HUNGRY. HE LOOKS LIKE A BUG WHO NEEDS TO BE SQUASHED!

HA! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO GET AWAY! ROZ?! YOU'RE JUST A MONKEY. I HAVE MORE MUSCLES! I HAVE MORE BRAINS! BUT I HAVE YOUR SKATEBOARD.

NO SKATEBOARDING IN THE CLASSROOM! OR IN THE HALLWAY! OOPS! STOP! OOPS! GRR! YIKES! A DEAD END! WOW! THAT WAS CLOSE.