This is Crazy!

chapter 5 This is crazy! I didn't wait for Claudia. When school was over, I ran home as fast as I could. I was confused. Like usual. But this time it wasn't a math problem I didn't understand.

第五章这太疯狂了! 我没有等克劳迪娅。放学后，我尽可能快地跑回了家。 我很困惑。像往常一样。 但这次不是因为我不理解的数学问题。

It was a monkey problem! I didn't know why I had turned into a real monkey! Or how. “ Clyde! " Claudia yelled. She followed me through the front door and upstairs. " Leave me alone! " I said. Claudia pulled me into her bedroom. “ What were you doing in the school hallway for so long during art class today, Clyde?" She sat on her bed. I looked around her room . . . at her books . . . at her model rockets . . . at her stuffed animals.

这是一个猴子问题! 我不知道为什么我会变成一只真正的猴子!也不知道是怎么变的。 “克莱德!”克劳迪娅喊道。她跟着我穿过前门，上了楼。 “别管我!”我说。 克劳迪娅把我拉进她的卧室。“克莱德，你今天在美术课上为什么在校园走廊里待了那么 长时间?” 她坐在床上。 我环顾她的房间……看她的书……看她的模型火箭……看她的毛绒玩具......

" So what happened?" Claudia asked. “ Nothing happened, " I said. " Miss Plum wasn't very happy with you, Clyde, " Claudia said. “ What else is new?" I said. Claudia stared at my face. “ Something's wrong, isn't it?" she asked. I didn't want to tell her. But I knew my sister would bug me until I did. I also knew that maybe she could help me figure out why it happened.

“那么发生了什么事?”克劳迪娅问。 “没什么事，”我说。 “普卢姆小姐对你很不高兴，克莱德，”克劳迪娅说。 “还有什么新鲜事吗?”我说。 克劳迪娅盯着我的脸。“出问题了，对吧?”她问。 我不想告诉她。 但我知道我的妹妹会一直缠着我直到我说。我也知道也许她能帮我弄清楚为什么会发生这 种事。

I was the twin full of energy. Claudia was the twin full of brains. " Okay, here goes, " I said. “ I turned into a monkey and played in the school hallway. Then I turned back into a boy. " " That's the craziest story I've ever heard! " Claudia said. " But it happened! " I said. “ Ha-ha! Very funny, Clyde! " My sister looked at me like I had imagined the whole thing. She didn't believe I had turned into a monkey. Now I wasn't sure I believed it, either. I felt silly. I felt like I had to move!

我是充满活力的双胞胎。克劳迪娅是充满智慧的双胞胎。 “好吧，我说了，”我说。“我变成了一只猴子，在校园走廊里玩耍。然后我又变回了一个男 孩。” “这是我听过的最疯狂的故事!”克劳迪娅说。 “但它确实发生了!”我说。 “哈哈!很有趣，克莱德!”我妹妹看着我，好像我想象了整件事。 她不相信我变成了猴子。现在我也不敢肯定我是否真的相信它。 我感觉自己很愚蠢。 我感觉我必须得动一动!

I dashed over and grabbed a bunny stuffed animal from my sister's bookshelf. " So what really happened in the school hallway today, Clyde?" Claudia asked. I tossed the bunny into Claudia's trash basket. " He scores! " I yelled as a wave of energy splashed through me. I bounced. I laughed. I grabbed the bunny and shot again. " Calm down, Clyde! " Claudia said. " I can't, " I said.

我冲过去，从我妹妹的书架上抓了一个兔子毛绒玩具。 “那么今天在学校走廊里到底发生了什么事，克莱德?”克劳迪娅问。 我把兔子扔进克劳迪娅的垃圾桶。“他得分了!”我喊道，同时一股能量在我体内涌动。 我弹跳着。我笑着。我抓起兔子再次投掷。 “冷静点，克莱德!”克劳迪娅说。 “我做不到，”我说。

My head started spinning. My heart raced. Faster. And faster. I sneezed. “ A-CHOO! " I fell behind my sister's bed. CLYDE? CLYDE?! TA-DAH!

我的头开始晕眩。我的心越跳越快，越来越快。 我打了个喷嚏。“阿嚏!” 我跌倒在我妹妹的床后面。 克莱德? 克莱德?! 嗒哒!