猫中之王

King of the Cats A husband and wife have a cat. One night, the wife is sitting at home. The husband comes in. " Wife! Who is Tom Tildrum?" asks the husband. " Meow, " says the cat. " I don't know, " says the wife. " Why do you ask about Tom Tildrum?" she asks. " Meow, " says the cat. " Be quiet, cat, " says the wife. " On the road, there is a cat, " says the husband. " The cat wants help, " he says.

" Meow, " says the cat. " The cat wants me to find Tom Tildrum, " says the husband. " Meow, " says the cat. " Be quiet, cat, " says the wife. " Why does the cat need to find Tom Tildrum?" asks the wife. " I need to tell him something, " says the husband. " Meow, " says the cat. " What do you need to tell Tom Tildrum?" asks the wife. " I need to tell him Tim Toldrum is dead, " says the husband. The cat jumps up and says, " Tim Toldrum is dead! " The husband and the wife are surprised. " I'm Tom Tildrum, " says the cat. " Now that Tim Toldrum is dead, I am king of the cats! " Then the cat runs out the door. " Our cat is king?" asks the husband. " His name is not Sammy?" asks the wife.