Horrid Henry's Arch Enemy

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Harrid Henry's Arch Enemy Be -dawd -the -lulah! Boomed Jazzy Jim, Bebopping round the class and bouncing to beat What did my friends record? Wobbled singing Sariah Bam bam bam bam bam! Drummed Harrid Henry, Crashing his books up and down on his table top Class, settle down! Shouted Ms. Battle Axe Bebop -a -lulah! Boomed Jazzy Jim, What did my friends record? Wobbled singing Sariah

淘气包亨利的死对头 比-多-啦-路哈！ 爵士吉姆大声喊道， 跟着节拍蹦蹦跳跳，在教室里晃来晃去 我的小伙伴们都录了啥呀？ 撒莱亚晃着身子唱道 梆梆梆梆梆！ 淘气包亨利咚咚敲着， 把书在桌面上上下猛砸哐哐响 同学们，安静！ 战斧老师大吼道 比波-啊-路哈！ 爵士吉姆又大声喊， 我的小伙伴们都录了啥呀？ 撒莱亚晃着身子唱道

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! Drummed Horrid Henry. Jim! Barked in his backpack. Stop yowling! Saraya! Stop singing! Henry! Stop banging or everyone will miss tray time! Beep -bop! Folted Jim. Peel and spin! Squeaked Saraya. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! Drummed Horrid Henry. He was mad moon madison. Crazy drummer for the moldy drumsticks. Whipped and beaten. He was ripping the spanking crowd into a frenzy.

梆梆梆梆梆！ 淘气包亨利咚咚敲着。 吉姆！ 吼声从他的背包里蹦出来。 别瞎叫了！ 萨莱雅！ 别唱了！ 亨利！ 再敲大家就都错过领餐时间了！ 哔-啵！ 吉姆怪叫着。 转圈圈转圈圈！ 萨莱雅尖声喊。 梆梆梆梆梆！ 淘气包亨利咚咚敲着。 他就是疯月麦迪逊。 发霉鼓槌乐队的疯狂鼓手。 鼓点又猛又炸，带劲极了。 他把周围闹哄哄的大伙都嗨得快疯了。

Henry! bellowed Miss Battleaxe. Stop that noise! What did that ungrateful fan mean? Noise? What noise? This wasn't noise, this was great music! This was... Mad Moon Madison looked up from his drop kit. Oops. Silence. Miss Battleaxe glared at her class. Oh for the good old days when teachers could whack horrible children with rulers. Linda, stop snoring! Graham, stop drooling! Bert, where's your chair? I don't know, said beefy Bert.

亨利！战斧老师怒吼道。 别吵了！ 那个没礼貌的家伙说啥呢？ 吵？哪有吵啊？ 这才不是噪音，这是超棒的音乐！ 这可是…… 疯月麦迪逊从他的鼓组前抬起头。 哦豁。 教室里一片安静。 战斧老师恶狠狠地盯着全班同学。 唉，要是回到以前的好时候就好了，那时候老师还能 拿尺子揍熊孩子。 琳达，别打鼾了！ 格雷厄姆，别流口水了！ 伯特，你的椅子去哪了？ 我不知道呀，壮壮伯特说道。

There was a new boy standing next to Miss Battle Axe. His brown hair was tightly slicked back, his shoes were polished, he carried a trumpet and a calculator. Yuck! He looked like a complete idiot. Horrid Henry looked away. And then looked back. Funny. There was something familiar about that boy. The way he stood with his nose in the air. The horrid little smirk on his face. He looked like... He looked just like... Oh no! Please no, it couldn't be! Bossy Bill! Bossy Bill!

战斧老师旁边站着个新来的男孩。 他的棕头发梳得油光水滑贴在脑后，鞋子擦得锃亮，手里拿着一支小号 和一个计算器。 呸！ 他看起来蠢透了。 淘气包亨利扭过头去。 接着又转了回来。 不对劲啊。 这男孩看着有点眼熟。 他鼻孔朝天站着的样子。 他脸上那副讨人厌的坏笑。 他看起来就像…… 他看起来简直就是…… 哦不要啊！ 求求了不要，不可能是他！ 霸道比尔！ 霸道比尔！

Class, we have a new boy," said Miss Butlax, doing her best to twist her thin lips into a welcoming smile. I need someone to look after him and show him around. Who would like to be Bill's friend for the day? Everyone put up their hand. Everyone but Horrid Henry. Ugh! Bossy Bill! What kind of cruel joke was this?

“同学们，我们班来了个新同学，”战斧老师说道，使劲把薄嘴唇扯成 一个欢迎的笑容。 我需要找个人照顾他，带他熟悉一下环境。 谁愿意当天做比尔的好朋友呀？ 所有人都举起了手。 所有人除了淘气包亨利。 呕！ 霸道比尔！ 这是什么缺德的玩笑啊？