Horrid Henry and the Soccer Fiend

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Horrid Henry and the football fiend. And with 15 seconds to go it's Hotfoot Henry racing across the pitch. Rooney tries a slight tackle but Henry's too quick. Just look at that step over. Oh no, he can't score from that distance, it's crazy. It's impossible. Oh my goodness, he cornered the ball. It's in! It's in! Another spectacular goal. Another spectacular win and it's all thanks to Hotfoot Henry, the greatest footballer who's ever lived.

《调皮鬼亨利与足球狂魔》 只剩15秒了，飞毛腿亨利正全速冲过球场。 鲁尼想轻轻铲球，可亨利太快啦。快看那记踩单车过人！ 哦不会吧，那么远的距离他不可能进球的，太疯狂了，根本不可能啊。 我的天呐，他踢的角球进了！进了！进了！又一粒超精彩的进球！ 又一场大胜，这全要归功于飞毛腿亨利， 史上最厉害的足球运动员。

Goal! Goal! Goal! roared the crowd. Hotfoot Henry had won the match. His teammates carried him through the fans, cheering and chanting, Henry! Henry! Henry! Henry! Horrid Henry looked up to see Miss Battle Axe, leaning over his table and glaring at him with her red eyes. What did I just say? Henry, said Horrid Henry. Miss Battle Axe scowled. I'm watching you, Henry, she snapped. Now class, please pay attention. We need to discuss... wailed Weepy William. Susan, stop pulling my hair! squealed Vane Violet.

进球啦！进球啦！进球啦！观众们大声呐喊。 飞毛腿亨利赢下了这场比赛。 队友们抬着他穿过球迷群，大家欢呼呐喊着， 亨利！亨利！亨利！亨利！ 调皮鬼亨利抬头就看见战斧老师， 正俯身在他的桌子上，红着眼睛瞪着他。 我刚才说什么来着？ 亨利。调皮鬼亨利说。 战斧老师皱起了眉头。 我盯着你呢，亨利。她厉声说道。 好了同学们，请注意听讲。 我们要讨论一下…… 爱哭鬼威廉呜呜哭了起来。 苏珊，别扯我头发！ 爱美的维奥莉特尖声叫道。

Miss! shouted Inky Ian. Ralph snatched my pen! Doodun! shouted Rude Ralph. Dead! shouted Inky Ian. Class! be quiet! Bellowed Miss Battleaxe. Whaaaaaa! Wailed Weepy William. Ow! Squealed Vain Violet. Give it back! shouted Inky Ian. Fine! said Miss Battleaxe. We won't talk about football! William stopped wailing. Violet stopped squealing.

老师！墨水伊恩大喊道。 拉尔夫抢了我的钢笔！ 我没有！粗鲁拉尔夫大喊。 你胡说！墨水伊恩大喊。 同学们！安静！ 战斧老师怒吼道。 哇啊啊啊啊啊！ 爱哭鬼威廉哭嚎着。 哎哟！爱美的维奥莉特尖叫道。 还给我！墨水伊恩大喊。 行吧！战斧老师说。 我们不讨论足球了！ 威廉立刻不哭了。 维奥莉特也不叫了。

Ian stopped shouting. Henry stopped daydreaming. Everyone in the class stared at Miss Battleaxe. Miss Battleaxe wanted to talk about football? Was this an alien, Miss Battleaxe? As you all know, our local team, Ashton Athletic, has reached the sixth round of the FA Cup, said Miss Battleaxe. Yay! shrieked the class. And I'm sure you all know what happened last night.

伊恩也不喊了。亨利也不再做白日梦了。 班里的每个同学都盯着战斧老师。 战斧老师刚才是想聊足球吗？ 这是外星人假扮的战斧老师吧？ 你们都知道，咱们本地的球队阿什顿竞技队打进足总杯第六轮了。战斧老师说。 耶！全班同学都欢呼起来。 我相信你们都知道昨晚发生了什么事。

Last night Henry could still hear the announcers glorious words as he and Peter had gathered round the radio as the draw for round 6 was announced. Number 16 Ashton Athletic will be playing... There was a long pause as the announcer drew another ball from the hat. Number 7 Manchester United. GARASSON! shrieked Horrid Henry. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, Ms. Battleaxe glared at Horrid Henry, Ashton are playing Manchester United in a few weeks. Every local primary school has been given a pair of tickets and thanks to my good luck in the teacher's draw, the lucky winner will come from our class. ME! shrieked Horrid Henry. ME! shrieked Moody Margaret.

亨利到现在还记得解说员那激动的声音，昨晚他和彼得凑在 收音机旁，等待第六轮的抽签结果公布。 16号阿什顿竞技队的对手是…… 解说员从抽奖箱里拿出另一个球，停顿了好长一段时间。 7号，曼彻斯特联。 哇太棒了！调皮鬼亨利尖叫起来。 就在我刚才被人粗暴打断之前，我正要说，战斧老师瞪了调皮鬼亨利一眼，阿什顿 队会在几周后和曼联队比赛。 当地每所小学都拿到了两张门票，多亏我运气好 在老师的抽签里中了奖，所以幸运获奖者会出现在咱们班。 我！调皮鬼亨利尖叫道。 我！娇纵玛格丽特尖叫道。