Horrid Henry's Krazy Ketchup

Horrid Henry's Crazy Catch -Up Boys! shouted Mum up the stairs. Dinner's ready! Ralph catch! Horrid Henry threw Fluff Puff, Peter's favourite plastic sheep, to Ralph. Rude Ralph caught it and threw it back to Henry over Peter's head. Give me back my sheep! said Perfect Peter. How much will you pay me, wormy worm? said Horrid Henry.

《淘气包亨利的疯狂接抛游戏》 男孩们！妈妈在楼梯口朝上喊，晚饭做好啦！拉尔夫，接好！ 淘气包亨利把彼得最爱的塑料小羊“毛毛球”扔给了拉尔夫。 粗鲁鬼拉尔夫接住，隔着彼得的脑袋又扔回给亨利。 把我的小羊还给我！乖乖仔彼得说。 你打算给我多少钱呀，小蠕虫？淘气包亨利说。

Mom! screamed perfect Peter. Henry saw Fluff Puff and he won't give him back and he called me Wormy Worm. Piltail pissed Henry. Fluff Puff flew through the air, a sheep in flight and landed smack on the floor. Henry! shouted mom. Say sorry for calling Peter names and get down here now. Sorry I called you Wormy Worm, said Henry, we're meant to call you Popsicle.

妈妈！乖乖仔彼得尖叫道。 亨利拿了毛毛球不肯还给我，还叫我小蠕虫！ 小辫儿彼得把亨利惹急了。 毛毛球嗖地飞了出去，这只飞着的小羊啪嗒一声掉在了地上。 亨利！妈妈大喊道。 为你骂彼得的事道歉，现在立刻下楼来。 对不起我不该叫你小蠕虫，亨利说，我们本来该叫你冰棒的。

Shrieked Peter. He picked up Fluff Fluff and ran downstairs. Boys! For the last time! Dinner's ready! Henry and Ralph stopped downstairs and sat at the table. What's for dinner? said Horrid Henry. Cauliflower, cheese? said Dad. Deek! said Henry. Yuck! said Ralph, rudely. I hate cauliflower. I need ketchup. Yeah! said Horrid Henry. Me too! Ketchup makes everything taste great. No ketchup for me, said Perfect Peter. It's much too sweet. Mum smiled at Peter.

彼得尖声大叫。他捡起毛毛球跑下了楼。 男孩们！我最后说一遍！晚饭做好了！ 亨利和拉尔夫停下打闹，走到楼下餐桌旁坐好。 晚饭吃什么呀？淘气包亨利问。 花椰菜配芝士哦？爸爸说。 噫！亨利叫道。 好难吃！拉尔夫很没礼貌地说。 我最讨厌花椰菜了。我要番茄酱。 没错！淘气包亨利说，我也要！番茄酱配什么都好吃。 我不要番茄酱，乖乖仔彼得说，它太甜了。 妈妈对着彼得笑了笑。

It certainly is, said Mum. Ketchup has lots of sugar in it. Wow! thought Horrid Henry. Wow! Ketchup was even more wonderful than he'd thought. When he became a billionaire, with his top secret ketchup recipes, and naturally his own brand, Henry's incredible ketchup, he'd put in loads more sugar, and it would taste even better.

确实很甜哦，妈妈说，番茄酱里加了好多糖呢。 哇！淘气包亨利心里想，哇！番茄酱比他之前想的还要棒。 等他变成亿万富翁，有了自己的绝密番茄酱配方，当然还要推出自有品牌“亨利超级赞番茄酱”， 他要往里面加超多超多糖，味道肯定会更棒。

Mum reached for the sauce and squirted a teeny weeny drop onto Henry's plate. Then she did the same to Ralph's plate. That's not enough! Henry howled. I need more! I want ketchup on my ketchup! Yes, said Rude Ralph, give me more! How could anyone eat cauliflower unless its horrible white nobliness was covered in ketchup? And beans without ketchup? Or eggs without ketchup? Gross! Nothing could hide their horrible beaniness or revolting egginess, but ketchup helped.

妈妈伸手拿过番茄酱，往亨利的盘子里挤了超级小的一滴。 然后她往拉尔夫的盘子里也挤了一样小的一滴。 这根本不够！ 亨利大叫道。 我要多加点！ 我要在我的番茄酱上再加番茄酱！ 没错，粗鲁鬼拉尔夫说，给我也多加点！ 花椰菜那丑兮兮的白色疙瘩，不沾满番茄酱谁吃得下去啊？ 还有豆子不加番茄酱能吃？ 或者鸡蛋不加番茄酱能吃？ 太恶心了！ 没什么能盖住豆子的怪味和鸡蛋的腥气，但是番茄酱可以。