Horrid Henry and the Revenge of the Bogey Babysitter

hurried Henry's crazy catch by Francesca Simon read by Miranda Richardson

《急吼吼亨利的疯狂抓捕》 作者：弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 朗读者：米兰达·理查德森

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Horrid Henry and the revenge of the bogey babysitter I challenge you to a name calling competition, shrieked Rude Ralph, for the title of champion name caller of the universe Ha! thought Horrid Henry. No one knew more rude names than Henry, not even Rude Ralph You're on! said Horrid Henry. Wolfy! Pungy! Smelly!

《淘气包亨利和鼻涕虫保姆的复仇》 粗鲁鬼拉尔夫尖叫道：“我要跟你比骂人大赛，赢的人就是全宇宙骂人冠军。” 哈！淘气包亨利心想，没人比我会的外号多，就连粗鲁鬼拉尔夫也比不上。 “比就比！”淘气包亨利喊道：“狼崽子！臭烘烘！难闻鬼！”

Whiffy, stinky, freaky, farty. Pfft. Um, uh, said Ralph. Oh, isn't a name, crowed Henry. No, no, no, no, no. I am champion. Scurra, I'm thinking, said Ralph. Poo breath, cloppy glue, smell of vision. Odiferous. Odiferous? That's not a word, said Ralph.

臭乎乎、酸溜溜、怪胎、放屁精。 哼。 呃、嗯，拉尔夫支吾着。 哦，这不算外号，亨利得意地大叫。 不对不对不对不对不对。 我是冠军。 等下，我正在想呢，拉尔夫说。 臭嘴怪、粘胶鬼、霉味精。 臭烘烘。 臭烘烘？ 这都不是个词儿，拉尔夫说。

is to, is not, webble pants. Bawf breath. Turkey head. Turkey head, said Rude Ralph. Turkey head. That's not a, ding dong. Horrie Henry stopped jumping up and down on Ralph's bed. Who's that? said Henry. Ralph shrugged. We're having a baby sister tonight, he said. Horrie Henry's eyes gleamed.

就是，就不是，尿裤鬼。 口臭怪。 火鸡脑袋。 火鸡脑袋，粗鲁鬼拉尔夫喊道。 火鸡脑袋。 这才不是，叮咚鬼。 淘气包亨利停下了，不再在拉尔夫的床上蹦蹦跳跳。 “那是谁？”亨利问。 拉尔夫耸了耸肩。 “今晚我家要来个临时保姆。”他说。 淘气包亨利的眼睛一下子亮了。

A babysitter? Yeah! What could be better than a sleepover at Ralph's with a babysitter? He'd yet to meet one he couldn't tame. After all, he wasn't called the bulldozer of babysitters for nothing. A sitter meant hours of rampaging fun. Especially as Ralph was bound to have one of those brilliant babysitters who let you stay up all night and eat biscuits till you were sick and watch scary movies on TV. The kind his mean, horrible parents never, ever got for him. Great! said Henry. Who? He hoped it would be Leafy Leon. He just sat with his headphones on doing his homework. Or Allergic Alice, who he'd heard was always too busy sneezing to see kids sneaking sweets. Or maybe... Oh, please, please, please! Dippy Dora. Margaret, said Dora, had spent the whole evening on her phone and hadn't even noticed when Margaret stayed up past midnight and ate all the ice cream in the freezer.

临时保姆？太棒啦！ 还有什么比在拉尔夫家过夜、还有临时保姆陪更棒的事吗？ 到现在为止，他还没遇到过搞不定的保姆呢。 毕竟，“保姆推土机”这个外号可不是白来的。 有保姆在，就意味着可以疯玩好几个小时。 而且拉尔夫家肯定会找那种超棒的保姆 允许你熬一整夜，饼干随便吃，吃到你想吐 还能在电视上看恐怖电影。 他自己的爸妈小气又讨厌，从来不会给他找这种好保姆。 “太好了！”亨利说：“是谁呀？” 他希望来的是绿叶里昂。 他总是戴着耳机坐着写作业，根本不管小孩。 或者是过敏的爱丽丝，他听说她总在打喷嚏，根本看不到小孩偷偷拿糖吃。 又或者是……哦求求你了求求你了求求你了！ 迷糊朵拉。 朵拉说，玛格丽特整晚都在玩手机 玛格丽特熬到后半夜都没被发现 还把冰箱里的冰淇淋全吃光了。