Fluffy Struts Her Stuff

Fluffy struts her stuff. Music Fluffy, search. So perfect Peter. Snow. Fluffy, fetch. So perfect Peter. Snow. Go on Fluffy. So perfect Peter. Dangling a squeaky toy tarantula in front of the snoozing cat. Fetch. Fat Fluffy stretched. Yaw. Snow. Snow. What the? Are you doing worm? Said Horrid Henry.

绒绒大摇大摆地显摆自己。 音乐声起 绒绒，去找。 干得好啊完美彼得。 雪。 绒绒，去捡。 干得好啊完美彼得。 雪。 加油啊绒绒。 干得好啊完美彼得。 他把一只会吱呀响的玩具狼蛛晃在打盹的猫咪眼前。 去捡呀。 胖乎乎的绒绒伸了个懒腰。 哈欠—— 雪。 雪。 搞什么？ 你在搞什么鬼啊小虫子？ 调皮的亨利说道。

Peter jumped. Should he tell Henry about his brilliant idea? What if Henry copied him? That would be just like Henry. Well, let him try, thought Peter. Fluffy is my cat. I'm training Fluffy for Scruffs, said Peter. She's sure to win this year. Scruffs was the annual neighborhood pet show. Last year, Henry had spent one of the most boring days of his life watching horrible dogs compete for who looked the most like their owner, or who had the waggiest tail or fluffiest coat. Horrid Henry snorted. Stop! Which category? said Henry. Ugliest owner? Fattest cat?

彼得吓了一跳。他要不要把自己的绝妙主意告诉亨利？要是亨利抄他的怎么办？ 亨利绝对干得出这种事。哼，他想试试就试试呗，彼得心想，绒绒可是我的猫。 我正在训练绒绒参加邋遢宠物大赛呢，彼得说，她今年肯定能拿奖。 邋遢宠物大赛是社区每年举办一次的宠物秀。去年，亨利度过了他这辈子最无聊的一天之一 看一群丑兮兮的狗狗比拼谁长得最像主人，谁的尾巴摇得最欢，或者谁的毛最蓬松。 调皮的亨利哼了一声。得了吧！你要参加哪个项目？亨利说，最丑主人奖？最胖猫咪奖？

Most obedient said Peter Horrid Henry snorted again Trust his worm toad nappy face brother to come up with such a dumb idea Fat fluffy was the world's most useless cat Fluffy did nothing but eat and sleep and snore She was so lazy that horrid henry was shocked every time she moved

最听话宠物奖，彼得说。 调皮的亨利又哼了一声。 也就他这个小虫子、癞蛤蟆、尿布脸弟弟想得出这种蠢主意。 胖乎乎的绒绒是全世界最没用的猫。 绒绒除了吃、睡、打呼噜啥也不会干。 她懒到每次动一下，调皮的亨利都会大吃一惊。

Perfect Peter waved the rubber tarantula in front of Fluffy's face. He knew Henry would make fun of him. Well this time he, Peter, would have the last laugh. He would show the world what an amazing cat Fluffy was. And no one, especially Henry, could stop him. Peter knew that Fluffy had hidden greatness. After all, thought Peter, not everyone knows how clever I am. The same was true of Fluffy. Fluffy, when I squeak this toy, you sit up and give me your paw, said Peter. When I squeak it twice, you roll over. You can't train a cat toad, said Henry. Yes I can, said Peter, and don't call me toad.

完美彼得把橡胶狼蛛在绒绒眼前晃来晃去。 他知道亨利肯定会笑话他。 不过这回，他彼得可要笑到最后。 他要向所有人证明绒绒是只多么厉害的猫。 没人能拦得住他，尤其是亨利。 彼得知道绒绒藏着一身了不起的本事。 毕竟嘛，彼得心想，不是所有人都知道我有多聪明。 绒绒也是一样的呀。 绒绒，我捏一下这个玩具的时候，你就坐直了把爪子伸给我，彼得说。 我捏两下的时候，你就翻个身。 你不可能训得动一只猫的，癞蛤蟆，亨利说。 我当然可以，彼得说，还有别叫我癞蛤蟆。

What did Henry know anyway? Nothing. Peter had seen dogs herding sheep, jumping through hoops, even dancing. True, they had all been dogs, and Fluffy was a cat. But she was no ordinary cat. Horrid Henry smirked. Okay, Peter, because I'm such a nice brother, I'll show you how to train Fluffy, says Henry. Can you really? said Peter. Yep! said Henry. When I give the command, Fluffy will do exactly what I say. So far that was more than Peter had managed. A lot more. And it will only cost you one pound, said Henry. Well, it was definitely worth a pound if it meant Fluffy could win most obedient. Peter handed over the money.

亨利懂个啥呀？ 他啥也不懂。 彼得见过狗狗牧羊、钻圈，甚至还会跳舞。 没错，那些都是狗狗，而绒绒是只猫。 但她可不是普通的猫呀。 调皮的亨利得意地笑了。 好吧彼得，谁让我是个好哥哥呢，我来教你怎么训练绒绒，亨利说。 你真的会吗？彼得问。 当然啦！亨利说。 我下命令的时候，绒绒绝对会乖乖照做。 到目前为止，彼得可还做不到这一点。 差远了。 只要你付我一英镑就行，亨利说。 嗯，如果绒绒真能拿到最听话宠物奖，花一英镑绝对划算。 彼得把钱递了过去。