Horrid Henry and the Revenge of the Demon Dinner Lady

Horrid Henry and the revenge of the Demon Dinner Lady. Horrid Henry crumpled up the paper and took aim. There was the back of Margaret's head, so temptingly displayed in front of him. Teehee. Wouldn't she get a shock when a big wet spitball splatted her? Tlaak! A dripping spitball whacked Horrid Henry on the neck. He turned round, glaring.

《淘气包亨利与恶魔打饭阿姨的复仇》 淘气包亨利把纸揉成团，瞄准了目标。 玛格丽特的后脑勺就在他前面晃着，看着太好下手了。 嘻嘻。 要是一个湿乎乎的大纸团啪地砸到她身上，她肯定会吓一大跳吧？ 啪嗒！ 一个还滴水的纸团“砰”地砸在了淘气包亨利的脖子上。 他转过身，怒气冲冲地瞪着眼。

Who had dared to spitball him during assembly? Rude Ralph was snickering. But so what dizzy Dave won't bring it back. Well, just wait, just wait! When he's got his hands on... Settle down! Settle down, please! But, Mrs. Oddbord, Henry, turn round and face the front. I have some important announcements. Horrid Henry scowled. What could be more important than finding out who had spitballed him? That the infants would be practicing their barn dance at pleat time? That perfect Peter was in the Gooders' Go book again? That Miss Battle Axe was joining the circus? Now that, thought Horrid Henry, would be an announcement worth hearing. Anything else? Big fat yawn. Mrs. Oddbord gaveled on. As you all know, this school is dedicated to healthy eating.

谁胆子这么大，敢在集会的时候扔纸团砸他？ 粗鲁鬼拉尔夫正偷偷笑呢。 那又怎么样，糊涂蛋戴夫才不会找我麻烦呢。 好呀，你们给我等着，等着瞧！ 等他逮到是谁干的... 安静！请大家安静下来！ 奥德博德夫人开口了：亨利，转过身去坐好，面朝前面。 我要宣布几件重要的事。 淘气包亨利气得皱起了脸。 还有什么事能比找出是谁扔纸团砸他更重要啊？ 难道是低年级小朋友要在课间跳谷仓舞？ 还是完美小彼得又上了“好孩子光荣榜”？ 还是战斧小姐要去马戏团上班啦？ 淘气包亨利心想，这才是值得听的大新闻嘛。 别的事有啥好说的？ 亨利打了个大大的哈欠。 奥德博德夫人砰砰敲着小槌继续说。 你们都知道，咱们学校一直非常重视健康饮食。

Oh no, not another lecture, thought Horrid Henry. If he heard the horrible words, vegetables, fruit, and wholemeal bread, again he would scream. However, she glared at Greedy Graham, Horrid Henry, and Rude Ralph. Some of you appear not to know the meaning of the word healthy. Some of you keep bringing packed lunches to school, filled with unhealthy sugary snacks. A bar of chocolate is not a healthy meal.

哦不要啊，又要开讲了，淘气包亨利心里嘀咕。 要是再让他听到“蔬菜”“水果”“全麦面包”这些讨厌的词，他就要 尖叫出来了。 这时奥德博德夫人瞪了贪吃鬼格雷厄姆、淘气包亨利还有粗鲁鬼拉尔夫一眼。 你们当中有些人好像不知道“健康”两个字怎么写哦。 有些人带的便当里全是不健康的含糖零食。 一块巧克力可算不上健康的一餐哦。

Yummy, thought Horrid Henry. Three of his favourite words. Sugar, snacks, chocolate. He'd sneaked two bags of pickled onion monster munch into his mutant Max lunchbox when Dad's back was turned. And he'd traded Bert an egg and crust sandwich for some chocolate crunchy crackles. Mmm, boy, was he looking forward to lunchtime. He was sure he could pinch a pack of super spicy hedgehog crisps from William when he was crying about something or other. And swap his raisins for greedy Graham's chocolate fudge bars. What a feast awaited him. Good job, Henry, burped his belly. You sure know how to look after me.

好耶，淘气包亨利美滋滋地想。 这三个词可是他的心头好。 糖、零食、巧克力。 他把两袋腌洋葱味怪兽脆片偷偷塞进“超级麦克斯”便当盒时，爸爸 刚好背过了身。 他还用一个带蛋皮的三明治跟伯特换了些巧克力脆米饼。 嗯哼，他可太盼着午餐时间快点到了。 他还笃定，等威廉因为什么事哭鼻子的时候，就能从他那儿摸一包超辣刺猬脆片，趁他 正哭得上气不接下气的时候。 他还打算用自己的葡萄干换贪吃鬼格雷厄姆的巧克力软糖块。 等着他的可是一顿大餐呀。 他的肚子都打了个嗝，仿佛在说：干得好亨利。 你可太会疼我啦。

We've decided to appoint a lunchbox monitor who will be checking every day and confiscating all unhealthy snacks said Mrs. Otbod. From today we will be a sweet free school. Horrid Henry sat up. This did not sound good. In fact, this sounded... terrible! I'm delighted to welcome back an old friend to our school, someone who has been sorely missed. Children, please say hello to our new healthy food monitor... Grata!

我们决定任命一位便当检查员，每天检查大家的便当，没收所有不健康的零食 奥特博德夫人说道。 从今天起，我们学校要变成“无糖果学校”啦。 淘气包亨利一下子坐直了身子。 这事听着可不妙啊。 事实上，这事听着... 糟透了！ 我很高兴地欢迎一位老朋友回到我们学校，大家都非常想念她哦。 小朋友们，来跟咱们新任的健康食品监督员打个招呼吧... 葛丽塔！