Horrid Henry's Nightmare

Are is Henry's nightmare by Francesca Simon read by Miranda Richard

《淘气包亨利的噩梦》，作者弗朗西斯卡·西蒙，朗读者米兰达·理查德

I need your aid.

我需要你的帮助。

Horrid Henry's nightmare. And in the slime cupboard, flesh -easing zombie fangs dripping blood, lurched into school, wailing and nudging and pouncing! Screamed Rude Ralph, grabbing Horrid Henry. Henry shrieked. Ha ha! Gotcha! said Ralph. Horrid Henry's heart pounded. How he loved being scared. What could be better than having a sleepover with Ralph, and both of them trying to scare the other? He reached into the Purple Hand fort's top secret skull and bones biscuit tin, and stopped a big handful of chocolate gooey chewies. Scary stories and chocolate. Woopie!

淘气包亨利的噩梦。 黏液柜子里，淌着血的食肉僵尸獠牙晃来晃去， 摇晃着闯进学校，一边哀嚎一边推搡着猛扑过来！ 粗鲁鬼拉尔夫一把抓住淘气包亨利，尖叫起来。 亨利吓得尖叫出声。 “哈哈！吓到你啦！”拉尔夫说。 淘气包亨利的心砰砰直跳，他可太喜欢这种被吓到的感觉了。 还有什么比跟拉尔夫一起过夜， 俩人互相吓唬更有意思的事呢？ 他把手伸进紫手堡垒的绝密骷髅头饼干罐里， 抓了满满一大把黏糊糊的巧克力软糖。 恐怖故事配巧克力，太爽啦！

Watch out, Ralph," said Henry. I'm going to tell you about the alien acid monster who creeped Smelly Toad's pipe a little voice outside the Purple Han fort. Hide! hissed, horrid Henry. Rude Ralph belched.

“小心点，拉尔夫。”亨利说。 我要给你讲个外星酸液怪兽的故事，它刚才悄悄蹭过臭蛤蟆的烟斗， 紫手堡垒外面传来了说话声。 “快躲起来！”淘气包亨利嘘了一声。 粗鲁鬼拉尔夫打了个响嗝。

I know you're in there Henry said Peter. No I'm not said Henry and I said the past words so you have to let me in said Peter. It's my fault too mum said so Horrid Henry sighed loudly why on earth of all the possible brothers in the world did he have to get stuck with Peter why oh why when younger brothers were being distributed did he get landed with a telltale smelly nappy baby all right come in said Henry perfect Peter crept through the branches why is it so dark in here said Peter no new business baby said Henry you've been in now get out yeah wriggle off wub said Ralph no baby the loud in the purple and fought said Henry

“我知道你在里面，亨利。”彼得说。“我才不在，”亨利说，“而且我说了 你就得让我进去。”彼得说，“妈妈也说了，我也有份的。” 淘气包亨利大声叹了口气，全世界那么多弟弟， 为什么偏偏给他塞了个彼得啊？为什么啊？当初分弟弟的时候， 怎么就给他分了个爱打小报告的臭尿布小屁孩啊？ “行吧，进来。”亨利说。完美彼得蹑手蹑脚钻过树枝，“这里怎么 这么黑啊？”彼得说。“没你的事，小屁孩，”亨利说，“你已经进来过了， 现在出去吧。“对啊，赶紧走开，小屁孩。”拉尔夫说。“不行，紫手堡垒的规矩是 我说了算。”亨利说。

Perfect Peter stuck out his lower lip. I'm going to tell mum you wouldn't let me stay in the fort, and that you call me a baby. Go ahead, baby boo -boo, said Henry. Ma 'am! screamed Peter. Henry called me baby boo -boo. Stop being hurried, Henry, and be nice to your brother, shouted mum, or I'll send Ralph home. I wasn't being hurried, bellowed Henry. Oh, to be out with it and turn Peter into a toadstool.

完美彼得噘起了嘴。 我要去告诉妈妈你不让我待在堡垒里，还叫我小屁孩。 “去啊，爱哭鬼小屁孩。”亨利说。 “妈妈！”彼得尖叫道，“亨利叫我爱哭鬼小屁孩！” “别闹了亨利，对弟弟好点，”妈妈喊道，“不然我就让拉尔夫回家了。” “我没闹。”亨利吼了回去。 真恨不得现在就把彼得变成个毒蘑菇。