Horrid Henry’s Olympics

Harid Henry's Olympics Harid Henry's Olympics Harid Henry's Olympics A dark icy shadow fell across him. Are you eating in class, Henry? Hissed Miss Battle Axe. No? Said Henry. Geezee. Thanks to his super speedy jaws, he'd already swallowed the evidence.

《淘气包亨利的奥运会》 《淘气包亨利的奥运会》 《淘气包亨利的奥运会》 一道冰冷的黑影罩住了他。 亨利，你是不是在上课吃东西？ 战斧老师嘶声质问道。 没有啊？亨利说。 天哪。 多亏了他动得飞快的嘴巴，证据早就被他吞下去了。

Then where did this crisp packet come from? said Miss Battleaxe, pointing to the plastic bag on the floor. Henry shrugged. Bert? Is this yours? I don't know, said Beefy Bert. There is no eating in class, said Miss Battleaxe. Why did she have to say the same things over and over? One day the Queen would discover that she, Boudica Battleaxe, was her long lost daughter and sweep her off to the palace where she would live a life of pampered luxury. But until then... Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, she glared at Horrid Henry. Our school will be having its very own Olympics. We'll be running and jumping and swimming and...

“那这包薯片袋是从哪来的？”战斧老师指着塑料 地上的袋子问道。 亨利耸了耸肩。 伯特？ 这是你的吗？ “我不知道呀。”壮壮伯特说。 “课堂上不准吃东西。”战斧老师说。 她干嘛非得翻来覆去说同样的话啊？ 总有一天女王会发现她，布狄卡·战斧，是她失散多年的女儿 然后接她去王宫，过上衣食无忧的奢华日子。 但在那之前…… “好了，在我被无礼打断之前我正说到，”她瞪着淘气包亨利。 咱们学校要举办专属的奥运会啦。 我们要跑步、跳远、游泳还有……

Eating! yelled Howard Henry. Quiet Henry! snapped Miss Battleaxe. I want all of you to practice hard, both in school and out, just two! Howard Henry stopped listening. It was so unfair. Wasn't it bad enough that every morning he had to heave his heavy bones out of bed to go to school without wasting any of his precious TV watching time running and jumping and swimming? He was a terrible runner. He was a pathetic jumper. He was a hopeless swimmer, though he did have his five meter badge. Besides, aerobic owl was sure to win every medal. In fact, they should just give them all to him now and save everyone else a load of bobber. Shame! thought Howard Henry, that the things he was so good at never got prizes. If there was a medal for who could watch TV the longest or who could eat the most sweets or who was quickest out of the classroom door when the home bell rang, well, he'd be covered in gold from head to toe. Go on, Susan, jump higher. I'm jumping as high as I can, said Sour Susan. That's not high, said Moody Margaret. A tortoise could jump higher than you.

“吃东西！”淘气包亨利大喊。“安静，亨利！”战斧老师厉声说。“我要求你们所有人都 努力练习，不管在学校还是校外，就两周！ 淘气包亨利没再听了。这也太不公平了。他每天早上都要从床上爬起来 拖着身子去上学，还要浪费他宝贵的看电视的时间去跑步、跳远、游泳，这还不够惨吗？ 他跑步跑得特别差， 跳远跳得特别烂，游泳也游得特别糟，不过他确实拿到了五米游泳徽章。 再说了，运动健将猫头鹰肯定能拿所有奖牌。说实话，他们还不如现在 直接把奖牌都给他，省得大家白费力气。 “太可惜了！”淘气包亨利想，他最擅长的事从来都没有奖品。要是有 看电视最久奖，吃糖果最多奖，或者放学铃响最快冲出教室奖， 那他肯定全身上下都挂满金牌， 从头挂到脚。 “加油，苏珊，跳高点。”“我已经跳得够高啦。”酸酸苏珊说。“才不 高呢。”暴暴玛格丽特说。“乌龟跳得都比你高。”

and get a tortoise, snapped Susan, sourly. You're just a lazy lump. You're just a moody meanie. Lump meanie, lump meanie! Slap! What's doing? asked hurried Henry, leaning over the garden wall. Go away, Henry, said Margaret. Yeah, Henry, said Susan. I can stand in my own garden if I want to, said Henry. Just ignore him, said Margaret. We're practicing for the school Olympics, said Susan. Hurried Henry snorted.

“那你去抓只乌龟来啊！”苏珊没好气地厉声说。 你就是个懒骨头。 你就是个凶巴巴的小气鬼。 懒骨头小气鬼，懒骨头小气鬼！ 啪！ 你们在干嘛呢？ 淘气包亨利趴在花园围墙上问道。 “走开，亨利。”玛格丽特说。 “就是，亨利走开。”苏珊说。 “我爱站在自己家花园里就站，管得着吗？”亨利说。 “别理他。”玛格丽特说。 “我们在为学校的奥运会练习呢。”苏珊说。 淘气包亨利哼了一声。

I don't see you practicing said Margaret. That's because I'm doing my own Olympics frog face said Henry. His jaw dropped. Yes, yes! A thousand times yes! Why hadn't he thought of this before? Of course he should set up his own Olympics and have the competitions he'd always wanted to have. A name -calling competition, a chocolate -eating competition, a crisp -eating competition, a who -could -watch -the -most -TVs -at -the -same -time competition. He'd make sure he had competitions that he could win. The Henry Olympics, the Olympics, and the prizes would be, the prizes would be... masses and masses of chocolate.

“我可没看见你在练习啊。”玛格丽特说。 “那是因为我要办我自己的奥运会，青蛙脸。”亨利说。 他突然想到了个绝妙的点子。 对呀，对呀！简直是太对了！ 他之前怎么没想到呢？ 他当然可以办自己的奥运会啊， 比的全是他一直想比的项目。 骂人比赛，吃巧克力比赛， 吃薯片比赛， 同时看最多台电视比赛。 他要确保所有比赛项目他都能赢。 就叫亨利奥运会，专属奥运会， 奖品嘛，奖品就设成…… 好多好多的巧克力。