Horrid Henry's Horrid Weekend

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Horrid Henry's horrid weekend. Nooooooooooooooooooooo! screamed Horrid Henry. I don't want to spend the weekend with Steve. Don't be horrid Henry, said Mum. It's very kind of Aunt Ruby to invite us down for the weekend. But I hate Aunt Ruby! Screamed Henry, and I hate Steve and I hate you! I can't wait to go, said Perfect Peter. Shut up, Peter! Howled Henry. Don't tell your brother to shut up! shouted Mum. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! And Horrid Henry fell to the floor, wounding his knee and kicking.

《淘气包亨利的糟糕周末》 不——————！ 淘气包亨利大喊道。 我才不要和史蒂夫一起过周末。 “别调皮，亨利。”妈妈说。 鲁比姨妈邀请我们去她家过周末，她可太好了。 可我讨厌鲁比姨妈！ 亨利大喊：“我还讨厌史蒂夫，讨厌你！” “我都等不及要去啦。”乖宝宝彼得说。 “闭嘴，彼得！”亨利吼道。 “不许叫你弟弟闭嘴！”妈妈喊道。 闭嘴！闭嘴！闭嘴！ 接着淘气包亨利一屁股坐到地上，磕到了膝盖，还乱蹬着腿。

Suck up Steve was Horrid Henry's hideous cousin. Steve hated Henry. Henry hated him. The last time Henry had seen Steve, Henry had tricked him into thinking there was a monster under his bed. Steve had sworn revenge. Then there was the other time at the restaurant when, well, Horrid Henry thought it would be a good idea to avoid Steve until his cousin was grown up and imprisoned for crimes against humanity. And now his mean, horrible parents were forcing him to spend a whole precious weekend with the toadiest, wormiest, smelliest boy who ever slined out his swamp. Mum sighed. We're going and that's that. Ruby says Steve is having a lovely friend over so that should be extra fun. Henry stopped screaming and kicking. Maybe Steve's friend wouldn't be a stuck up monster.

马屁精史蒂夫是淘气包亨利的讨厌鬼表哥。 史蒂夫讨厌亨利。 亨利也讨厌他。 上回亨利见到史蒂夫的时候，骗他说床底下有个 怪物。 史蒂夫发誓要报仇。 还有上次在餐厅的事，唉，淘气包亨利本来觉得 最好以后都躲着史蒂夫，直到他长大因为反人类罪 被关进大牢为止。 可现在他那小气又讨厌的爸妈居然逼他把一整个宝贵的周末都花在 这个从沼泽里爬出来的最谄媚、最恶心、最臭的家伙身上。 妈妈叹了口气。 我们必须去，没得商量。 鲁比说史蒂夫有个很乖的朋友会来，所以肯定会特别好玩。 亨利不喊也不蹬腿了。 说不定史蒂夫的朋友不是个傲慢的大怪物呢。

Maybe he'd been forced to waste his weekend with Steve too. After all, who'd volunteer to spend time with Steve? Maybe together they could squish Stuck Up Steve once and for all. Ding dong! Horrid Henry, Perfect Peter, Mum and Dad stood outside Rich Aunt Ruby's enormous house on a grey, drizzly day. Steve opened the massive front door. Oh, he sneered, it's you. Steve opened the present Mum had brought. It was a small flashlight. Steve put it down. I already have a much better one, he said. Oh, said Mum. Another boy stood beside him. A boy who looked vaguely familiar. A boy... Horrid Henry gasped. Oh no! It was Bill. Bossy Bill. A horrible son of Dad's boss. Henry had once tricked Bill into photocopying his bottom. Bill had sworn revenge. Horrid Henry's insides turned to jelly. Truss stuck up Steve to be friends with Bossy Bill. It was bad enough being trapped in a house with one archenemy. Now he was stuck in a house with two!

说不定他也是被逼着来陪史蒂夫浪费周末的。 毕竟谁会自愿陪史蒂夫玩啊？ 说不定他们俩可以联手，一劳永逸地收拾掉傲慢鬼史蒂夫。 叮咚！ 一个灰蒙蒙下着毛毛雨的日子，淘气包亨利、乖宝宝彼得还有爸爸妈妈站在富婆鲁比姨妈的大房子门外。 史蒂夫打开了那扇超大的前门。 “哦，”他嗤笑一声，“是你们啊。” 史蒂夫拆开妈妈带来的礼物。 是个小手电筒。 史蒂夫把它放下。 “我已经有个比这好太多的了。”他说。 “哦。”妈妈说。 另一个男孩站在他旁边。 这个男孩看着有点眼熟。 这个男孩…… 淘气包亨利倒吸一口凉气。 哦不！ 是比尔。 专横的比尔。 爸爸老板的讨厌鬼儿子。 亨利以前骗过比尔，让他去复印自己的屁股。 比尔发誓要报仇。 淘气包亨利瞬间腿都软了。 傲慢鬼史蒂夫居然和专横的比尔是朋友。 被困在房子里和一个死对头待在一起就够糟的了。 现在居然有两个！

Back up Steve scowled at Henry. You're wearing that old shirt of mine, he said. Don't your parents ever buy you new clothes? Bossy Bill snorted. Steve! said Aunt Ruby. Don't be rude! I wasn't, said Steve. I was just asking. No harm in asking, is there? No, said Horrid Henry. He smiled at Steve. So when will Aunt Ruby buy you a new face? Henry, said Mum. Don't be rude! I was just asking, said Henry. No harm in asking, is there? He added, glaring at Steve. Steve glared back. Aunt Ruby beamed. Henry, Steve and Bill are taking you to their friend Tim's paintballing party. Won't that be fun? said Mum. Peter looked frightened. Don't worry, Peter, said Aunt Ruby. You can help me plant seedlings while the older boys are out.

傲慢的史蒂夫冲亨利皱着眉头。 “你穿的是我的旧衬衫对吧。”他说。 你爸妈都不给你买新衣服的吗？ 专横的比尔哼了一声。 “史蒂夫！”鲁比姨妈说，“不许没礼貌！” “我没有啊，”史蒂夫说，“我就是问问而已。” 问问又没坏处，对吧？ “是啊。”淘气包亨利说，他冲史蒂夫笑了笑。 那鲁比姨妈什么时候给你买张新脸啊？ “亨利！”妈妈说，“不许没礼貌！” “我就是问问而已啊。”亨利说。 “问问又没坏处，对吧？”他补充道，瞪着史蒂夫。 史蒂夫也瞪回他。 鲁比姨妈笑开了花。 亨利，史蒂夫和比尔要带你去他们朋友蒂姆的彩弹派对哦。 “是不是很好玩呀？”妈妈说。 彼得看起来吓坏了。 “别担心，彼得，”鲁比姨妈说，“大哥哥们出去的时候你可以帮我种小苗苗呀。”

Peter beamed. Thank you, he said. I don't like paintballing. Too messy and scary. Paintballing! Horrid Henry loved paintballing! The chance to splat, thieve and bill with gooey, gooey, gloves of paint! Hmm, maybe the weekend was looking up. Great, said Horrid Henry. How nice, said Rich Aunt Ruby. You boys already know each other. Think how much fun you're all going to have sharing Steve's bedroom together. Uh -oh, thought Horrid Henry. Yeah, said Stuck -up Steve. We're looking forward to sharing a room with Henry. His piggy eyes gleamed. Yeah, said Bossy Bill. I can't wait! His piggy eyes gleamed.

彼得笑开了花。 “谢谢姨妈。”他说。 我不喜欢玩彩弹。 又脏又吓人。 彩弹派对！ 淘气包亨利可喜欢玩彩弹了！ 有机会啪地一下击中， 史蒂夫和比尔，把黏糊糊的彩弹糊他们一身！ 嗯，说不定这个周末也没那么糟嘛。 “太棒啦。”淘气包亨利说。 “真好呀。”富婆鲁比姨妈说。 你们几个小男孩本来就认识对吧。 想想你们一起睡史蒂夫的房间会有多好玩呀。 哦哦，淘气包亨利心里咯噔一下。 “是啊，”傲慢鬼史蒂夫说。 我们可期待和亨利住一个房间啦。 他的小猪眼睛闪着精光。 “是啊，”专横的比尔说。 我都等不及了！ 他的小猪眼睛也闪着精光。