Horrid Henry’s Monster Movie

Horrid Henry's monster movie by Francesca Simon read by Miranda Richardson

《调皮亨利之怪物电影》，作者弗朗西斯卡·西蒙，朗读者米兰达·理查森

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Horrid Henry's Monster Movie Horrid Henry loved scary movies. He loved nothing more than curling up on the comfy black chair with a huge bag of popcorn and a fizzy whiz drink and jumping out of his seat in shock every few minutes. He loved wailing ghosts, oozing swamps and bloodthirsty monsters. No film was too scary or too creepy for Horrid Henry. Horrid Henry hated scary movies. He hated nothing more than hiding behind the comfy black chair covering his eyes and jumping out of his skin in shock every few seconds. He hated ghosts and swamps and monsters. Even Santa Claus saying ho ho ho too loudly scared him.

调皮亨利之怪物电影 调皮亨利超爱恐怖电影。他最喜欢窝在舒服的黑椅子里，抱着一大袋爆米花，喝着滋滋冒泡的汽水，每隔几分钟就吓得从座位上蹦起来。 他喜欢哀嚎的幽灵、黏糊糊的沼泽，还有残暴的怪物。对调皮亨利来说，再恐怖再诡异的电影都不算事儿。 调皮亨利超怕恐怖电影。他最讨厌躲在舒服的黑椅子后面，捂着眼睛，每隔几秒就吓得魂都飞了。 他讨厌幽灵、沼泽还有怪物。就算是圣诞老人太大声喊“嚯嚯嚯”，都能把他吓一跳。

Thanks to Peter being the biggest scary cat who ever lived, mum and dad would never take Henry to see any scary films. And now, the scariest, most frightening, most terrible film ever was in town. Horrid Henry was desperate to see it. You're not seeing that film and that's final, said mum. Absolutely no way, said dad. Far too scary. But I love scary movies, shrieked Horrid Henry. I don't, said mum. I don't, said dad. I hate scary movies, said perfect Peter. Please can we see The Big Bunny Caper instead?

都怪彼得是全世界头号胆小鬼，爸爸妈妈从来不肯带亨利去看任何恐怖电影。 现在，史上最恐怖、最吓人、最劲爆的恐怖电影来镇上上映啦。 调皮亨利特别特别想去看。 “你不准去看这部电影，没得商量。”妈妈说。 “门儿都没有，太吓人了。”爸爸说。 “可是我超爱恐怖电影啊！”调皮亨利尖叫道。 “我不爱看。”妈妈说。“我也不爱看。”爸爸说。 “我讨厌恐怖电影。”乖乖彼得说。 我们去看《超级大兔子冒险记》不好吗？

No! shrieked Horrid Henry. Stop shouting Henry, said Mum. Everyone's seen the Vampire Zombie Werewolf! moaned Horrid Henry. Everyone but me! Moody Margaret had seen it and said it was the best horror film ever. Flurry Fiona had seen it three times. I've seen it three more times! she squealed. Ruth Ralph said he'd run screaming from the cinema. device squeals Horrid Henry thought he would explode. He wanted to see the Vampire Zombie Werewolf so much. But No! the film came and went. And Horrid Henry wailed and gnashed.

“不要！”调皮亨利尖叫道。 “别喊了亨利。”妈妈说。 “所有人都看过《吸血鬼·丧尸·狼人》啦！”调皮亨利抱怨道。 就我没看过！ 凶巴巴玛格丽特看过，说这是有史以来最好看的恐怖电影。 毛毛躁躁菲奥娜已经看过三遍了。 “我都看了三遍多啦！”她尖声说。 粗鲁拉尔夫说他看的时候吓得尖叫着跑出了电影院。 设备吱啦作响 调皮亨利觉得自己都要气炸了。 他太想太想看《吸血鬼·丧尸·狼人》了。 可是不行！电影上了又下了。 调皮亨利又哭又闹，气得牙痒痒。

So he couldn't believe his luck when Rude Ralph came up to him one day at playtime and said I've got the vampire zombie werewolf film on DVD want to come over and watch it after school Did he ever Horrid Henry squeezed onto the sofa between Rude Ralph and Pramie Bryan Dizzy Dave sat on the floor next to Jolly Josh and a Robie cowl Anxious Andrew sat on a chair. He'd already covered his face with his hands Even moody Margaret and Sour Susan were there squabbling over who got to sit in the armchair and who had to sit on the floor Okay, everyone. This is it said rude rough the scariest film ever. Are we ready? Yeah Horrid Henry gripped the sofa as the Forest Wealed anxious Andrew nothing's happened yet said Horrid Henry a Boy and a girl ran through the shivery shadowy trees Take a look gasp and says Andrew Said Rudy Margaret you said Horrid Henry Belowed dizzy Dave

所以有一天课间休息的时候，粗鲁拉尔夫走过来跟他说话，他简直不敢相信自己的好运气： 我有《吸血鬼·丧尸·狼人》的DVD哦，放学要不要来我家看？ 那还用说？ 调皮亨利挤在粗鲁拉尔夫和乖乖布莱恩中间的沙发上。 晕晕乎乎戴夫坐在地板上，挨着乐呵呵乔希和一件罗宾头套。 慌慌张张安德鲁坐在椅子上，已经用手把脸捂上了。 就连凶巴巴玛格丽特和酸溜溜苏珊都来了，俩人正吵着谁坐扶手椅、谁坐地板呢。 “好了各位，就是这部，史上最恐怖的电影，”粗鲁拉尔夫说，“准备好了吗？” 准备好了！ 调皮亨利紧紧攥着沙发，这时 森林 慌慌张张安德鲁哭了起来，“还什么都没发生呢。”调皮亨利说。 一个男孩和一个女孩在阴森的树影间奔跑。 “快看！”安德鲁喘着气说。 “是你说的对吧，玛格丽特？”调皮亨利说。 晕晕乎乎戴夫大喊道。