Horrid Henry’s Monster Movie

Horrid Henry's Monster Movie

Horrid Henry’s Monster Movie Horrid Henry loved scary movies. He loved nothing more than curling up on the comfy black chair with a huge bag of popcorn and a Fizzywizz drink and jumping out of his seat in shock every few minutes. He loved wailing ghosts, oozing swamps, and bloodthirsty monsters. No film was too scary or too creepy for Horrid Henry. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfect Peter hated scary movies. He hated nothing more than hiding behind the comfy black chair covering his eyes and jumping out of his skin in shock every few seconds. He hated ghosts and swamps and monsters. Even Santa Claus saying “ ho ho ho” too loudly scared him.

Thanks to Peter being the biggest scaredy-cat who ever lived, Mom and Dad would never take Henry to see any scary movies. And now, the scariest, most frightening, most terrible film ever was in town. Horrid Henry was desperate to see it. “ You're not seeing that movie and that's final, ” said Mom. “ Absolutely no way, ” said Dad. “ Much too scary. " “ But I love scary movies! ” shrieked Horrid Henry. “ I don't, " said Mom. " I don't, " said Dad. “ I hate scary movies, ” said Perfect Peter. “ Please can we see The Big Bunny Caper instead?"

“ NO! ” shrieked Horrid Henry. “ Stop shouting, Henry, " said Mom. “ But everyone's seen The Vampire Zombie Werewolf, " moaned Horrid Henry. “ Everyone but me. ” Moody Margaret had seen it and said it was the best horror movie ever. Fiery Fiona had seen it three times. “ And I'm seeing it three more times, ” she squealed. Rude Ralph said he'd run screaming from the cinema. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH. Horrid Henry thought he would explode he wanted to see The Vampire Zombie Werewolf so much. But no. The movie came and went, and Horrid Henry wailed and gnashed.

So he couldn't believe his luck when Rude Ralph came up to him one day at recess and said: " I've got The Vampire Zombie Werewolfon DVD. Want to come over and watch it after school?” Did he ever! Horrid Henry squeezed onto the sofa between Rude Ralph and Brainy Brian. Dizzy Dave sat on the floor next to Jolly Josh and Aerobic Al. Anxious Andrew sat on a chair. He'd already covered his face with his hands. Even Moody Margaret and Sour Susan were there, squabbling over who got to sit in the armchair and who had to sit on the floor. “ Okay, everyone, this is it, ” said Rude Ralph. “ The scariest movie ever. Are we ready?" " Yeah! ” Horrid Henry gripped the sofa as the eerie piano music started. There was a deep, dark forest. “ I'm scared! ” wailed Anxious Andrew. “ Nothing's happened yet, ” said Horrid Henry. A boy and a girl ran through the shivery, shadowy trees. “ Is it safe to look?” gasped Anxious Andrew. “ Shhh, ” said Moody Margaret. “ You shhh! ” said Horrid Henry. “ MWAHAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAA! ” bellowed Dizzy Dave.