Horrid Henry and the Zombie Vampire

Horace Henry and the Zombie Vampire. Seducing & Thrilling carefully into his Sammy the Snail overnight bag. A museum sleepover with a torch lit trail and worksheets. I can't think of anything more fun. I can, snarled, horrid Henry. Being trapped in a cave with clever Claire, reciting all the multiplication tables from one to a million, watching cooking cuties, even visiting Nurse Needle for one of her horrible injections. Well, maybe not that. But almost anything would be better than being stuck overnight in our town museum on a class sleepover. No TV, no computers, no comics. Why, oh why, did he have to do this? He wanted to sleep in his own comfy bed, not in a sleeping bag on the museum's cold hard floor, surrounded by photos of old mares and a few dusty exhibits.

《淘气包亨利与僵尸吸血鬼》 惊险又刺激 小心翼翼塞进他那只蜗牛萨米图案的过夜包里 去博物馆过夜，还要走手电筒探路线、填练习题 我想不出比这更有意思的事啦 我能，淘气包亨利恶狠狠地说 和聪明鬼克莱尔一起困在山洞里， 从1到一百万的乘法表背个遍， 看《小可爱做饭》节目， 甚至去找针头护士打她那些可怕的预防针 好吧，打针可能还是不如这个 但差不多随便啥都比困一整夜强 全班一起在咱们镇上的博物馆过夜 没电视，没电脑，也没漫画看 为什么啊，我凭啥要遭这个罪啊？ 他只想睡在自己舒服的小床上， 而不是睡在博物馆又冷又硬的地板上的睡袋里， 周围全是老母马的照片 还有几件落满灰的展品

Oh, wasn't it bad enough he was bored all day in school without being bored all night too? Worse, Peter's nappy baby class was coming too. They'd probably have to be capped in at seven o 'clock when they'd all start crying for their mamas. And then Miss Battle act snarling at them to finish their work sheets and then Mildy Margaret snoring and anxious Andrew whimpering that they'd seen a ghost. Wow, no way was he going to that boring old dump without some comics to pass the time. He'd just bought the latest Screaming Demon with a big article all about vampires and zombies. Yay! He couldn't wait to read it!

哎哟，他白天在学校已经无聊一整天了，难道还不够，晚上还要接着无聊吗？ 更糟的是，彼得那个还穿尿不湿的小班也要一起来 他们七点肯定就会全都哭着找妈妈，到时候就得把他们都哄去睡觉 然后战斧老师就会吼着催他们填完练习题 接下来暴脾气玛格丽特打呼，胆小鬼安德鲁哭唧唧说自己看见鬼了 哼，要他不带点漫画打发时间，去那个无聊的老破地方？门都没有 他刚买了最新一期的《尖叫恶魔》，里面有一整篇讲吸血鬼和僵尸的文章 耶！他都等不及要看了！

Perfect Peter watched him stuff his mutant Max bag full of comics. Henry, you know we're not allowed to bring comics to the museum sleepover, said Perfect Peter. Shut up and mind your own business, Toad, said Horrid Henry. Mom, Henry just called me a toad, wailed Peter, and he told me to shut up. Toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady, toady. cheered Henry. Henry, stop being horrid or no museum sleepover for you! yelled Mom. Horrid Henry paused. Was it too late to be horrid enough to get banned from the sleepover? Why hadn't he thought of this before? Why he could... Henry, Peter, we have to leave now! yelled Dad.

完美彼得看着他把变种麦克斯的包塞得满满当当全是漫画 亨利，你知道去博物馆过夜不准带漫画的，完美彼得说 闭嘴，少管闲事，癞蛤蟆，淘气包亨利说 妈妈！亨利刚才骂我是癞蛤蟆，还叫我闭嘴！彼得哇哇大哭 癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆，癞蛤蟆 亨利得意地喊着 亨利，别淘气了，不然就别去博物馆过夜了！妈妈大吼 淘气包亨利顿了一下 现在开始捣乱，闹到被取消过夜资格，还来得及吗？ 他之前怎么没想到这招？他还可以…… 亨利，彼得，我们得走了！爸爸大喊

Rats. The children queued up in the museum's central hall, clutching their sleeping bags, as Miss Lovely and Miss Battle Axe ticked off names on a big register. Go away, Susan, said Moody Margaret. After what you did at my house, I'm going to sit with Gherinda. So there. You're such a meanie, Margaret, said Sarah Susan. I'm not. I'm too. Susan scowled. Margaret was always so mean. If only she could think of a way to pay that old grouch back.

该死 小朋友们攥着自己的睡袋，在博物馆中央大厅排队， 可爱老师和战斧老师对照着大点名册勾名字 走开，苏珊，暴脾气玛格丽特说。你上次在我家干的好事，我要和格林达坐一起。哼 你也太小气了，玛格丽特，萨拉·苏珊说 我才不。我就要 苏珊皱起了脸。玛格丽特总是这么坏。她要是能想到办法报复这个讨厌鬼就好了

Margaret scowled. Susan was always so annoying. If only she could think of a way to pay that old frady cat back. Henry scowled. Why did he have to be here? What he did for a magic carpet to whisk him straight home to that comfy black chair to watch Terminator Gladiator. Could life get any worse? Henry came a little voice next to him. I love you Henry. I want to kiss you big kiss. Oh no! thought Horrid Henry. Oh no! It was Lispyng Lily, Newnik's little sister. What was that foul fiend doing here? You keep away from me! said Horrid Henry, pushing and shoving his way through the children to escape her. Went Weepy William as Henry stepped on his foot. Oh my banana! cried Meedy Neel as Henry trampled on his sleeping bag.

玛格丽特皱起了脸。苏珊总是这么烦人。她要是能想到办法报复这个胆小鬼就好了 亨利皱起了脸。他凭啥要来这儿啊？要是有张魔毯能把他直接送回家，坐在舒服的黑椅子上看《终结者角斗士》就好了 日子还能更糟点吗？ 亨利~ 他旁边传来一个小小的声音 亨利我喜欢你。我要给你一个大大的亲亲 哦糟了！淘气包亨利心想。完了！是咬舌莉莉，纽尼克的小妹妹。这个小讨厌鬼来这儿干嘛？ 你离我远点！淘气包亨利说，一边推推搡搡挤过小朋友们想要躲开她 亨利踩到了爱哭鬼威廉的脚，威廉哇的就哭了 哎哟我的香蕉啊！小气鬼尼尔大叫，因为亨利踩扁了他的睡袋