Horrid Henry and the Mad Professor

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Horrid Henry and the Mad Professor. Horrid Henry grabbed the top secret sweet tin he kept hidden under his bed. It was jam -packed with all his favorites. Big boppers, nose pickers, dirt balls, hot snot, gooey cheese, scrunchy munchies. Yummy! And boy, Horrid Henry's mouth watered as he prized off the lid. Which to have first, a dirt ball or a gooey chewy? Actually, he just stuffed a lot. It has been ages since he... Huh?

《淘气包亨利和疯狂教授》 淘气包亨利一把抓过藏在床底下的绝密糖罐。 里面满满当当塞的全是他最爱吃的糖。 大蹦蹦糖、挖鼻屎糖、泥球糖、热鼻涕糖、黏黏芝士糖、脆香嚼嚼糖。 太好吃啦！ 哇哦，亨利撬开盖子的时候，口水都要流下来了。 先吃哪个好呢？泥球糖还是黏黏软糖？ 哦不对，他直接抓了一大把塞嘴里。 他都好久没…… 嗯？

Where were all his chocolates? Where were all his sweets? I'll make them. Had Margaret invaded his room? Had Peter sneaked in? How dare... Oh. Horrid Henry suddenly remembered. He'd eaten them all. Rats. Rats! Triple rats. Well, um, he'd just have to go and buy more. He was sure to have loads of pocket money left. Chocolate, here I come! Thought Horrid Henry, heaving his bones and dashing over to his skeleton bank. He shook it. Then he shook it again. There wasn't even a rattle. How could he have no money and no sweets? It was so unfair! Just last night, Peter had been boasting about having seven pounds forty -eight pence in his piggy bank. And loads of sweets left over from Halloween. Horrid Henry scowled. Why did Peter always have money? Why did he, Henry, never have money?

他的巧克力都去哪了？他的糖都去哪了？ 气死我了。是玛格丽特闯进他房间了吗？ 是彼得偷偷溜进来了？好大的胆子…… 哦。 淘气包亨利突然想起来了，糖全被他自己吃光了。 可恶。太可恶了！ 可恶到极点了！ 好吧，嗯，他只能出去再买点了。 他的零花钱肯定还剩好多呢。 巧克力，我来啦！ 淘气包亨利想着，蹦起来就冲向他的骷髅存钱罐。 他晃了晃存钱罐。 然后又晃了晃。 里面连个声响都没有。 他怎么会既没钱又没糖啊？ 这也太不公平了！ 就在昨晚，彼得还在炫耀他的小猪存钱罐里有七英镑四十八便士呢。 还有一大堆万圣节剩的糖。 淘气包亨利皱起了眉头。 为什么彼得总是有钱？ 为什么他亨利永远都没钱？

Money was totally wasted on Peter. What was the point of Peter having pocket money since he never spent it? Come to think of it. What was the point of Peter having sweets since he never ate them? There was a shuffling scuttling noise And perfect Peter dribbled into Henry's bedroom carrying all his soft toys Get out of my room worm! bellowed hurried Henry holding his nose. You're stinking it up I am not said Peter. Are too smelly pants I do not have smelly pants said Peter. Do you too? Muffy puffy pony pants Peter opened his mouth then closed it Henry will you play with me said Peter

钱给彼得完全是浪费。彼得从来不花钱，给他零花钱有什么用啊？ 想想也是。彼得从来不吃糖，给他糖又有什么用啊？ 这时传来一阵窸窸窣窣的脚步声 乖乖彼得抱着他所有的毛绒玩具，慢悠悠晃进了亨利的卧室 “滚出我的房间，小虫子！”亨利捏着鼻子吼道，“你把我房间都弄臭了！” “我才没有。”彼得说。“你就有，臭裤子。” “我才不是臭裤子。”彼得说，“你才是！” “松松垮垮小马裤。” 彼得张了张嘴，又闭上了 “亨利，你能和我一起玩吗？”彼得说。

No. Please? No. Pretty please? No! But we could play school with all my cuddly toys, said Peter, or have a tea party with them. For the last time? No! screamed Horrid Henry. You never play with me, said Perfect Peter. That's because you're a toe -faced nappy wubble -bubble, said Horrid Henry. Now go away and leave me alone. Mum! Henry's pulling me names again! screamed Peter. He called me Wibble -Bibble. Henry! Don't be horrid! shouted Mum. I'm not being horrid! Peter's annoying me! yelled Henry. Henry's annoying me! yelled Peter. Make him stop! screamed Henry and Peter. Mum ran into the room. Boys! If you can't play nicely, then leave each other alone! said Mum. Henry won't play with me! wailed Peter. He never plays with me!

不。 求求你啦？ 不。 求求你了好不好？ 不！ “可是我们可以用我所有的毛绒玩具玩过家家啊，”彼得说，“或者和它们一起 办茶话会呀。 我最后问你一次？ 不！淘气包亨利尖叫道。 “你从来都不跟我玩。”乖乖彼得说。 “那是因为你是个长着脚趾脸的尿布小笨蛋。”淘气包亨利说。 现在走开，别烦我。 妈妈！ “亨利又骂我！”彼得尖叫道。 他叫我晃晃小笨笨。 亨利！ 别淘气！妈妈喊道。 我才没淘气！ 是彼得烦我！亨利大喊。 是亨利烦我！彼得大喊。 让他别吵了！亨利和彼得一起尖叫。 妈妈跑进了房间。 孩子们！ “要是你们不能好好玩，就别凑在一起！”妈妈说。 “亨利不肯跟我玩！”彼得哭嚎道。 他从来都不跟我玩！

Henry, why can't you play with your brother? said mum. When I was little, Ruby and I played beautifully together, all the time. Rurried Henry scowled. Because he's a wormy worm! said Henry. Mum, Henry just called me a wormy worm! Wailed Peter. Don't call your brother names! said mum. Peter only wants to play stupid baby games! said Henry. I do not! said Peter. If you're not going to play together, then you can do your chores! said mum. I've done mine! said Peter. I fed Fluffy, cleaned out the litter tray and tidied my room. Mum beamed. Peter, you are the best boy in the world!

“亨利，你为什么不能和弟弟一起玩呀？”妈妈说。 我小的时候，露比和我总是玩得特别好，从来都不吵架。 淘气包亨利皱起了眉头。 “因为他是个小虫子！”亨利说。 “妈妈，亨利刚叫我小虫子！” 彼得哭着说。“不许骂弟弟！”妈妈说。 “彼得就想玩那些蠢兮兮的小宝宝游戏！”亨利说。 我才没有！彼得说。 “要是你们不想一起玩，那就去做家务！”妈妈说。 我已经做完我的家务啦！彼得说。 我喂了毛毛，清理了猫砂盆，还收拾了我的房间。 妈妈笑得满脸灿烂。“彼得，你是全世界最棒的小男孩！”