Horrid Henry and the Nudie Foodie

Horace Henry and the nudie foodie. Children, I have some thrilling news, burbled Mrs. Odbod. Horace Henry groaned. His idea of thrilling news and Mrs. Odbod's idea of thrilling news were not the same. Thrilling news would be Mutant Max replacing Mrs. Odbod as head. Thrilling news would be Miss Battleaxe being whisked off to ancient Rome to be a gladiator. Thrilling news would be Moodie Margaret dumped in a swamp and Perfect Peter sent to prison. Thrilling news wasn't new coat hooks and who was in the Gooders Gold book. But wait, what was Mrs. Odbod say? Our school has been chosen to be a healthy eating school. Our new healthy and nutritious school meals will be an example for schools everywhere.

霍勒斯·亨利和裸食美食家。 孩子们，我有个超激动的好消息， 奥德博德夫人絮絮叨叨地说道。 霍勒斯·亨利唉了一声。 他认知里的激动好消息，和奥德博德夫人说的激动好消息 根本不是一回事。 真正的好消息得是变种麦克斯取代奥德博德夫人当校长。 真正的好消息得是战斧小姐被直接送去古罗马 当角斗士。 真正的好消息得是闷闷不乐的玛格丽特被丢进沼泽 完美小彼得被关进监狱。 才不是什么新衣帽钩啦 还有谁上了好孩子光荣榜这种事。 等等，奥德博德夫人刚才说啥？ 咱们学校被选为健康饮食示范校啦。 咱们全新的健康营养校餐 会成为所有学校的榜样哦。

Corrid Henry sat up. What? Healthy eating? Oh no! Henry knew what grown -ups meant by healthy food. Celery, beetroot, aubergine, towers. Anything that tasted yucky and looked revolting was bound to be good for him. Anything that tasted yummy was bound to be bad. Henry had plenty of healthy eating at home. It was nowhere safe. And guess who's going to help make our school a beacon of healthy eating? Babbled Mrs. Otford. Only the world -famous chef, Mr. Nudie Foodie.

调皮亨利猛地坐直了身子。 啥？健康饮食？ 不会吧！ 亨利可太懂大人说的健康食物是什么玩意儿了。 芹菜、甜菜根、茄子，全是这些东西。 凡是吃着恶心、看着倒胃口的东西，肯定都是对他好的。 凡是吃着香的东西，肯定都是对他不好的。 亨利在家已经吃够健康食物了。 连个躲的地方都没有。 猜猜谁会来帮咱们学校成为健康饮食的标杆呀？ 奥特福德夫人叽叽喳喳地问。 就是全世界闻名的大厨，裸食美食家先生呀。

Rudolph snorted. Nudie, he jeered. Mr Nudie Foody, thought Horrid Henry. What kind of stupid name was that? Were there really parents out there whose surname was Foody, who decided that the perfect name for their son was Nudie? And here he is, in person, proclaimed Mrs Oldboard. The children clapped as the shabby haired man, wearing a red check apron and a chef's hat, bounced to the front of the auditorium.

鲁道夫嗤笑了一声。 “裸食？”他嘲笑道。 裸食美食家先生，调皮亨利心里嘀咕。 这是什么傻名字啊？ 真的有姓美食的家长，会给儿子取名叫裸食吗？ 他本人来啦！奥尔德博德夫人高声宣布。 一个头发乱糟糟的男人，系着红格子围裙戴着厨师帽，蹦蹦跳跳走到礼堂前面，孩子们都鼓起掌来。

From today your school will be the place for delicious nutritious food. He'd be done. I'm not nude, it's my food that's nude. My delicious yummilicious grub is just plain scrummy. Horrid Henry couldn't believe his ears. Just plain delicious food. Why that was exactly what Horrid Henry loved. Plain burgers. Plain pizzas. Just with cheese and nothing else. No sneaky flabby pieces of oregano. Grizzly chunks of red pepper ruining the topping. Plain chips. Slathered in ketchup. No funny bits. No strange green stuff. Oh cheers to more burgers, more chips and more pizza. Horrid Henry could see it now. He'd be asked to create the yummy new school menu of plain delicious food. Monday crisps, chips, ice cream, cake, burgers. Tuesday burgers, chips, crisps, chocolate. Wednesday pizza, chips, crisps, ice cream. Thursday chocolate cake. Friday burgers, pizza, chips, crisps, cake, ice cream.

从今天起，你们学校就会供应美味又营养的食物啦。 这下可太棒了。 我才没裸呢，是我的食物是“裸”的哦。 我做的好吃的，都是原汁原味超美味的。 调皮亨利简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。 原汁原味的美味食物？ 这可不就是调皮亨利最爱的东西嘛。 纯味汉堡。 纯味披萨。 只加芝士，别的啥都不加。 没有偷偷加的软塌塌的牛至叶碎。 也没有恶心的红辣椒块毁掉饼顶的馅料。 纯味薯条。 厚厚地涂满番茄酱。 没有奇奇怪怪的碎渣。 没有莫名其妙的绿叶子菜。 哦太棒了，要多来点汉堡、薯条和披萨呀。 调皮亨利现在都能想象到那个画面了。 他会被邀请来设计新的校餐菜单，全是原汁原味的好吃的。 周一：薯片、薯条、冰淇淋、蛋糕、汉堡。 周二：汉堡、薯条、薯片、巧克力。 周三：披萨、薯条、薯片、冰淇淋。 周四：巧克力蛋糕。 周五：汉堡、披萨、薯条、薯片、蛋糕、冰淇淋。

After all, it was the end of the week and nice to celebrate. Oh, and fizzy whiz drinks every day. And chocolate milk. A lovely, healthy, plain, nutritious and delicious menu that everyone would love. Because, let's face it, at the moment school dinners were horrid. They only served burgers and chips once a week, thought horrid Henry indignantly. Well, he soon sought that out. In fact, maybe he should be a famous chef when he got older. Chef Henry the Burger Wizard. Happy Henry, hamburger hero. He would open a chain of famous restaurants called Henry's where the eating can't be beaten. Well, he'd have time to improve the name while collecting his millions every week from the restaurant hills. As happy customers fought their way inside the chalice to chow down on one of Happy Henry's fun, patty burgers. Kids everywhere would beg to eat there safe in the knowledge that no vegetables would ever contaminate their food. Ah, horrid Henry sighed.

毕竟是周末嘛，得好好庆祝一下呀。 哦对，每天还要有气泡汽水。 还有巧克力牛奶。 这份超棒、健康、原汁原味、营养又美味的菜单，所有人都会喜欢的。 因为说实话嘛，现在的校餐真的太难吃了。 他们一周才给一次汉堡和薯条，调皮亨利气鼓鼓地想。 哼，他很快就能改变这种情况了。 说不准他长大以后也可以当名厨呢。 汉堡大师亨利大厨。 开心亨利，汉堡小英雄。 他要开一家叫“亨利家”的连锁知名餐厅，里面的吃的天下第一。 等他每周从餐厅赚上百万的时候，还有时间给餐厅想个更好的名字呢。 开心的顾客们挤破门店，就为了吃上一口开心亨利做的超美味的肉饼汉堡。 全世界的小朋友都会哭着要去吃，他们完全不用担心食物里会混进讨厌的蔬菜。 啊，调皮亨利美滋滋地叹了口气。