Horrid Henry Writes a Story

Horrid Henry and the Zombie Vampire by Francesca Simon Read by Miranda Richards

《淘气包亨利与丧尸吸血鬼》 弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 著 米兰达·理查兹 朗读

Horrid Henry writes a story. No! screamed Horrid Henry. No! Don't be horrid, Henry, said Dad. We'd love to hear your new story, Peter, said Mum. I wouldn't. Said Henry. Don't be rude, Henry, said Dad. Horrid Henry stuck his fingers in his ears and glared. Wasn't it bad enough that he had to sit at the table in front of a disgusting plate filled with...yuck...sprouts and...glick...peas? Instead of the chips and pizza he invited Dad to cook for dinner. Did he really have to listen to Peter droning on as well? This was torture. This was a cruel and unusual punishment. Did any child in the world ever suffer as much as Henry?

淘气包亨利写了个故事。 不要！淘气包亨利尖叫道，不要啊！ 别调皮，亨利，爸爸说。 我们很想听你的新故事哦，彼得，妈妈说。 我才不想听。 亨利说。不许没礼貌，亨利，爸爸说。 淘气包亨利把手指插进耳朵里，气鼓鼓地瞪着眼睛。 他得坐在餐桌前，对着一盘恶心的菜，里面有……呕……球芽甘蓝，还有……呃……豌豆，这还不够惨吗？ 本来他还央求爸爸晚餐做薯条和披萨，结果根本没吃上。 难道他还非得听彼得在那儿絮絮叨叨个没完吗？ 这简直是酷刑，是又残酷又不讲理的惩罚。 世界上还有哪个小孩比亨利更倒霉吗？

It was so unfair! Mum and Dad wouldn't let him play the killer boy rats during dinner, but now they wanted to force him to listen to Peter read his stupid story. Peter wrote the world's worst stories. If they weren't about fairies, they were about kittens or butterflies or little elves that helped humans with their chores. His last one was all about the stupid adventures of Peter's favourite plastic sheep, Fluff Puff. And the terrible day, his pink and yellow nose turned blue. The king of the sheep had to come and wave his magic hoof to change it back. Henry shuddered, just remembering. And then Henry had shouted that a woodsman who really fancied a lamb chop had nabbed Fluff Puff. And then Mum and Dad had sent him to his room.

这也太不公平了！ 吃晚饭的时候爸爸妈妈不让他玩《杀手鼠小子》的游戏， 现在居然还要逼他听彼得念他那蠢兮兮的故事。 彼得写的故事是全世界最烂的。 不是讲仙女，就是讲小猫、蝴蝶， 要么就是帮人类做家务的小精灵。 他上一个故事全是讲他最爱的塑料小羊“绒绒”的蠢冒险。 说的是糟糕的一天，绒绒粉黄相间的鼻子变蓝了。 羊国王得过来挥动他的魔法蹄子才能把鼻子变回去。 亨利光是想想都打了个寒颤。 然后亨利就大喊说有个特别想吃羊排的樵夫把绒绒抓走了。 结果爸爸妈妈就把他关回自己房间去了。

Perfect Peter unfolded his piece of paper and cleared his throat. My story is called Butterfly Fairies Paint the Rainbow, said Peter. Ahhhhhhhhhh! said Henry. What a lovely title, said Mum. She glared at Henry. Can't wait to hear it, said Dad. Stop playing with your food, Henry, he added, as hurried Henry started swishing peas under his knife. Once upon a time, there lived seven Butterfly Fairies. There was one for every colour of the rainbow. Dance and prance, prance and dance went the Butterfly Fairies every day. Henry groaned. That's just copying Daffy and her dancing daisies. I'm not copying, said Perfect Peter. I too am not.

乖乖彼得展开他的稿子，清了清嗓子。 我的故事名字叫《蝴蝶仙女画彩虹》，彼得说。 哎哟喂啊啊啊！亨利叫道。 名字真好听呀，妈妈说。 她瞪了亨利一眼。 我都迫不及待想听了，爸爸说。 别玩食物，亨利，他补充道，这时候调皮的亨利正用刀把豌豆扒来扒去。 从前，有七个蝴蝶仙女住在一起。 彩虹的每一种颜色都对应着一个仙女。 跳呀跳，蹦呀蹦，蝴蝶仙女们每天都蹦蹦跳跳。 亨利叹了口气，满脸嫌弃。 这完全是抄黛菲和她的会跳舞的雏菊的故事嘛。 我才没有抄，乖乖彼得说。 我真的没有。

Don't be horrid Henry said mum. Peter that's a lovely story so far. Go on what happens next? The butterfly fairies also kept the rainbow lovely and shiny. Each fairy polished their own color every day. But one day the butterfly fairies looked up at the sky. Whoopsie daisy! All the colors have fallen off the rainbow. Call the police said horrid Henry. Mum, Henry keeps interrupting me. Wailed Peter. Stop it Henry said mum. The fairies ran to tell their queen what has happened. Read Peter. All the colors of the rainbow fell down cried the butterfly fairies. Oh no!

别调皮了亨利，妈妈说。彼得，到目前为止故事都很棒哦，继续呀，接下来发生什么了？ 蝴蝶仙女们还要负责让彩虹保持漂亮亮闪闪的，每个仙女每天都要擦拭自己负责的颜色。 可是有一天蝴蝶仙女们抬头看天，哎呀糟了！彩虹上所有的颜色都掉下来了！ 快叫警察呀，淘气包亨利说。妈妈，亨利一直打断我，彼得哭唧唧地说。 别闹了亨利，妈妈说。仙女们跑去找女王告诉她发生了什么事，彼得接着念。 彩虹的颜色全掉下来啦！蝴蝶仙女们哭着说，哦天哪！