Horrid Henry Rocks

Horrid Henry rocks. Henry! Go to your room! Boys, I have a very special treat for you, said Mum, beaming. Horrid Henry looked up from his Mutant Max comic. Perfect Peter looked up from his spelling homework. A treat? A special treat? A very special treat? Maybe Mum and Dad were finally appreciating him. Maybe they'd got tickets? Maybe they'd actually got tickets! Horrid Henry's heart leapt. Could it be possible that at last, at long last, he'd get to go to a killer boy raps concert?

淘气包亨利超厉害。 亨利！回你房间去！ “孩子们，我有个超特别的惊喜要给你们哦。”妈妈笑眯眯地说。 淘气包亨利正看着《变种麦克斯》漫画，闻言抬起了头。 乖乖仔彼得正做着拼写作业，也抬起了头。 惊喜？特别的惊喜？超级特别的惊喜？ 说不定爸妈终于懂得他的好啦，说不定他们搞到票了？ 说不定他们真的搞到票了！ 淘气包亨利的心砰砰直跳。难道说，终于，总算啊， 他能去看杀手男孩说唱演唱会了？

We're going to the Daffy and her Dancing Daisy show, said Mum. I got the last four tickets. Oh, said Peter, clapping his hands. Yippee! I love Daffy. What? No! That wasn't a trick! That was torture! A treat would be a day at the Frosty Freeze ice cream factory. A treat would be no school. A treat would be all you could eat, let gobble, let go. I don't want to see that stupid Daffy, said Horace Hiddleston. I want to see the killer boy rats! No way, said Mum. I don't like the killer boy rats, shuddered Peter. Too scary. Me neither, shuddered Mum. Too loud. Me neither, shuddered Dad. Too shouty.

“我们要去看达菲和她的跳舞雏菊秀哦。”妈妈说。 我抢到了最后四张票。 “哇。”彼得拍着手说。 耶！太棒啦！ 我超爱达菲的。 啥？ 不要啊！ 这根本不是恶作剧！ 这是折磨啊！ 能去冰爽冻冰淇淋厂玩一天才叫惊喜。 不用去上学才叫惊喜。 能随便吃随便造，想吃多少吃多少才叫惊喜。 “我才不要看那个傻兮兮的达菲。”霍勒斯·希德斯顿说。 我要去看杀手男孩老鼠乐队！ “不行。”妈妈说。 “我不喜欢杀手男孩老鼠乐队。”彼得打了个哆嗦说。 太吓人了。 “我也不喜欢。”妈妈打了个哆嗦说。 太吵了。 “我也不喜欢。”爸爸打了个哆嗦说。 太闹得慌了。

No! screamed Henry. Well Henry, said Peter, everyone loves Daffy. Not me, snarled Henry. Perfect Peter waved a leaflet. Daffy's going to be the greatest show ever. Read this. Daffy sings and dances her way across the stage and into your heart. Your chance to sing along to all your favourite daisy songs. I'm a lazy daisy, whoops a daisy, and of course, Upsy daisy, crazy daisy, prance and dance a daisy. With special guest star, Busy Lizzy. Screams.

“不要啊！”亨利尖叫道。 “哎呀亨利，”彼得说，“大家都喜欢达菲呀。” “我就不喜欢。”亨利气呼呼地吼。 乖乖仔彼得挥了挥手里的宣传单。 “达菲的秀是有史以来最棒的秀哦，你看这个。” 达菲会在舞台上又唱又跳，直接跳进你心里哦。 你还能跟着一起唱所有你最爱的雏菊小歌哦。 《我是一朵小懒菊》、《哎呀小雏菊》，当然还有， 《起来啦小雏菊》、《疯疯癫癫小雏菊》、《蹦蹦跳跳小雏菊》。 还有特别嘉宾哦，忙忙碌碌小莉齐。 （尖叫声）

Rudy Margaret's parents were taking her to the Killer Boy Rats concert. Rude Ralph was going to the Killer Boy Rats concert. Even anxious Andrew was going and he didn't even like them. Stuck up Steve had been bragging for months that he was going and would be sitting in a special box. It was so unfair. No one was a bigger Rats fan than hurried Henry. Henry had all their albums. Killer Boy Rats, attack, attack, attack. Killer Boy Rats, Rats, Killer Boy Rats, Manic Panic. It's not fair! Screamed hurried Henry. I want to see the killers!

鲁迪·玛格丽特的爸妈要带她去看杀手男孩老鼠乐队的演唱会。 粗鲁鬼拉尔夫也要去看杀手男孩老鼠乐队的演唱会。 就连胆小鬼安德鲁都要去，可他根本不喜欢这个乐队啊。 自大鬼史蒂夫已经吹了好几个月牛了，说他不仅要去，还要坐特别包厢呢。 这也太不公平了。 没人比急吼吼的亨利更粉老鼠乐队了。 他们的所有专辑亨利都有。 “杀手男孩鼠，冲啊，冲啊，冲啊。” “杀手男孩鼠，老鼠，杀手男孩鼠，疯狂大暴走。” 这太不公平了！ 急吼吼的亨利大叫道。 我要去看杀手乐队！

We have to see something that everyone in the family will like, said Mum. Peter's too young for the killer boy rats, but we can all enjoy Daffy. Not me! screamed Henry. Oh, why does he have such a stupid nappy baby for a brother? Younger brothers should be banned. They just wreck everything. When he was King Henry the Horrible, all younger brothers would be arrested and dumped in a volcano. In fact, why wait? Hurry Henry, pounce! There is a finally god of stupid and strange sacrifice, and hurling him into the volcano is molten death!

“我们得去看全家人都喜欢的节目呀。”妈妈说。 彼得还太小，不能看杀手男孩老鼠乐队的演出，但是达菲的秀我们所有人都能看得开心呀。 “我就不开心！”亨利大叫。 唉，为什么他要有这么个傻兮兮的尿布奶娃当弟弟啊？ 弟弟就不该存在，他们只会把所有事都搞砸。 等他当上恐怖亨利国王，所有弟弟都要被抓起来丢去火山里。 说真的，干嘛要等呢？ 亨利快上，扑他！ 就当给傻气怪神献祭了，把他扔进火山烧成灰！