Horrid Henry's Invasion

Horrid Henry Rocks by Francesca Simon Read by Miranda Richardson

《淘气包亨利酷毙了》，作者：弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 朗读者：米兰达·理查森

Horrid Henry's Invasion Bar... Bar... Bar... Perfect Peter barred happily at his sheep collection. There they were, his ten lovely little sheepies, all beautifully lined up from biggest to smallest. Heads facing forward, fluffy tails against the wall, all five centimetres apart from one another. Or... Perfect Peter gasped. Something was wrong. Something was terribly wrong. But what, what? Peter scanned the mantelpiece. Then he saw... Noooooooo....

淘气包亨利的入侵行动 咩…… 咩…… 咩…… 完美彼得正对着他的小羊收藏开心地咩咩叫。 瞧，十只可爱的小羊羔整整齐齐按个头从大到小排着队。 脑袋都朝前，毛茸茸的尾巴挨着墙，每两只之间刚好隔五厘米。 不对……完美彼得猛地倒抽一口凉气。 有哪里不对劲。 有地方太不对劲了。到底是啥，啥呀？ 彼得扫了一眼壁炉架，然后他看见了…… 不————！

Fluff Puff, his favourite sheep, the one with the pink and yellow nose, was facing the wrong way round. His nose was shoved against the wall. His tail was facing forward. And he was... he was... crooked. This could only mean... This could only mean... Mum! Screamed Peter. Mum! Henry's been in my room again! Henry! Shouted Mum. Keep out of Peter's room! I'm not in Peter's room! yelled Horrid Henry. I'm in mine! But he was! wailed Peter. Was not! bellowed Horrid Henry. Horrid Henry was strictly forbidden to go into Peter's bedroom without Peter's permission. But sometimes, thought Horrid Henry, when Peter was being even more of a toady toad than usual, he had no choice but to invade.

他最爱的小羊「软毛毛」，那只鼻子粉黄相间的小羊，居然转了个方向。 它的鼻子抵着墙，尾巴朝向前方，而且还……还歪歪扭扭的。 这只能说明一件事…… 这只能说明一件事…… 「妈妈！」彼得尖叫起来，「妈妈！亨利又进我房间了！」 「亨利！」妈妈大喊，「不许进彼得的房间！」 「我才没进彼得的房间！」淘气包亨利吼回去，「我在我自己房间！」 「他就是进了！」彼得哭嚎，「他没有！」淘气包亨利大叫。 没有彼得的允许，淘气包亨利绝对不准进彼得的卧室。 但淘气包亨利觉得，有时候彼得比平常还要谄媚讨人嫌的时候，他除了闯进去也没别的办法。

Peter had run blabbing to Mum that Henry had watched Mutant Max and Night Fight when Mum had said he could only watch one or the other. Henry had been banned from watching TV all day. Peter was such a tell -tale frog -faced nitty -hammered toady poo -bag, thought horrid Henry grimly. Well, just wait till Peter tried the colour in his new picture. He'd— Mum! screamed Peter. Henry swiped the caps on my coloured pens. I just put pink in the sky. Did I? yelled Henry. Did? wailed Peter. Prove it, said horrid Henry, smirking.

彼得刚才跟妈妈打小报告，说亨利看了《变种麦克斯》和《夜战》两部动画， 可妈妈明明说他只能选其中一部看。 结果亨利被罚一整天不准看电视。 彼得就是个爱打小报告、长着青蛙脸、讨人嫌的臭屎袋，淘气包亨利恶狠狠地想。 哼，等会儿彼得给他新画上色的时候就知道厉害了。 他早就—— 「妈妈！」 彼得尖叫起来。 「亨利把我的彩笔帽都换了！」 「我刚才把天空涂成粉色了！」 「我干的？」 亨利大喊。 「难道不是吗？」 彼得哭着说。 「有本事你证明啊。」淘气包亨利得意地坏笑着说。

Mum came upstairs. Quickly Henry leapt over the mess covering the floor of his room, flopped on his bed and grabbed a screaming demon comic. Peter came and stood in the doorway. Henry's being horrid, snivelled Peter. Henry, have you been in Peter's room? said Mum. Henry sighed loudly. Of course I've been in his smelly room. I live here, don't I?

妈妈走上楼来。亨利飞快地跳过自己房间地上堆得乱七八糟的东西， 扑到床上，抓起一本《尖叫恶魔》漫画装样子。 彼得走过来站在门口。 「亨利又欺负我。」彼得抽抽搭搭地说。 「亨利，你是不是进过彼得的房间？」妈妈问。 亨利大声叹了口气。 「我当然进过他那臭烘烘的房间啊，我们不是住一块儿的吗？」