Horrid Henry Wakes the Dead

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Hurry Henry wakes the dead Shut up and get in the coffin No, no, no, no, no shouted Miss Battle Axe spitting is not a talent Graham you can't do the can -can as your talent Ralph burping to the beat is not a talent she turned to Bert what's your talent I don't know said beefy Bert and what about you Stephen said Miss Battle Axe Grimley caveman grunted Stone Age Stephen

快点，亨利去把死人叫醒 闭嘴，进棺材里去 不行、不行、不行！战斧小姐大喊，吐口水可不算是才艺 格雷厄姆，你不能把跳康康舞当才艺。拉尔夫跟着节奏打嗝也不算 才艺。她转头问伯特：“你的才艺是什么？”“我不知道。”壮壮的伯特说，然后 战斧小姐又问：“那你呢，斯蒂芬？”冷冰冰的穴居人格里姆利发出石器时代的咕哝声 斯蒂芬

Horrid Henry had had enough. Me next! shrieked Horrid Henry. I've got a great talent! Me next! Me! shrieked Moody Margaret. Me! shrieked Rude Ralph. No one who shouts out will be performing anything! said Miss Battle Axe. Next week was Horrid Henry's school talent show. But this wasn't an ordinary school talent show. Oh no! This year was different. This year the famous TV presenter Sneering Simone was choosing the winner.

淘气包亨利受够了。 下一个到我！淘气包亨利尖叫道。 我有超厉害的才艺！下一个我来！我！娇蛮玛格丽特大喊。 我！粗鲁拉尔夫尖叫道。 谁乱喊就谁都不准表演！战斧小姐说。 下周就是淘气包亨利学校的才艺秀了。 但这次可不是普通的校园才艺秀。 哦当然！今年可不一样。 今年会由著名电视主持人“毒舌西蒙妮”来选出获胜者。

But best and most fantastic of all, the prize was a chance to appear on Simone's TV program, Talent Tigers. And from there, well, there was no end to the fame and fortune which awaited the winner. Horrid Henry had to win. He just had to. A chance to be on TV. A chance for his genius to be recognized at last. The only problem was he had so many talents it was impossible to pick just one. He could eat crisps faster than Greedy Graham. He could burp to the theme tune of Marvin the Maniac. He could stick out his tongue almost as far as Moody Margaret. But brilliant as these talents were, perhaps they weren't quite special enough to win. Hmm. Wait, he had it.

而最最棒的是，获胜奖品是能获得西蒙妮的电视节目出镜机会， 《才艺小虎队》。 只要上了节目，等待获胜者的可是数不清的名气和财富哦。 淘气包亨利必须赢。 他说什么都得赢。 能上电视的机会啊。 这可是他的天才终于能被大家认可的好机会。 唯一的问题是他的才艺太多了，根本不知道选哪个才好。 他吃薯片的速度比贪吃鬼格雷厄姆还快。 他能跟着《疯子马文》的主题曲打嗝。 他伸舌头的长度差不多跟娇蛮玛格丽特一样长。 但这些才艺虽然厉害，可能还不够特别，赢不了比赛。 嗯。 等等，有主意了。

He could perform his new rap. I have an ugly brother, ick, ick, ick, a swelly toad brother who makes me sick. That would be sure to get him on talent, I guess. Margaret? But Miss Battle Axe, what's your talent? Susan and I are doing a rap, said Moody Margaret.

他可以表演他的新说唱啊。 我有个丑弟弟， 咦、咦、咦， 鼓肚子蛤蟆弟弟真让我恶心。 这肯定能帮他拿下才艺秀，他想。 玛格丽特？ 可是战斧小姐，你的才艺是什么呀？ 我和苏珊要表演说唱，娇蛮玛格丽特说。

What? I'm doing a rap! Howled Henry. How dare Margaret steal his idea! Only one person can do a rap! Said Miss Battle Axe firmly. Unfair! Shrieked Horrid Henry. Be quiet Henry! Said Miss Battle Axe. Moody Margaret stuck out her tongue at Horrid Henry. Na na na na na. Horrid Henry stuck out his tongue at Moody Margaret. Pfft. Ah. It was so unfair. I'm doing a hundred push -ups. Said aerobic owl. I'm playing the drums. Said jazzy Jim. I want to do a rap! Howled Horrid Henry. Mine's much better than hers. You have to do something else or not take part. Said Miss Battle Axe, consulting her list.

什么？ 我本来要表演说唱的！ 亨利大吼道。 玛格丽特怎么敢偷他的点子！ 只能有一个人表演说唱！ 战斧小姐坚定地说。 不公平！ 淘气包亨利尖叫道。 安静点，亨利！ 战斧小姐说。 娇蛮玛格丽特对着淘气包亨利吐了吐舌头。 呐呐呐呐呐。 淘气包亨利也对着娇蛮玛格丽特吐舌头。 噗。 唉。 这也太不公平了。 我要做一百个俯卧撑。 有氧猫头鹰说。 我要打鼓。 爵士吉姆说。 我就要表演说唱！ 淘气包亨利大吼道。 我的说唱比她的好多了。 你要么换个节目，要么就别参加了。 战斧小姐一边看她的名单一边说。