Horrid Henry and the TV Remote

Horrid Henry wakes the dead. Written by Francesca Simon. Read by Miranda Richardson.

淘气包亨利闹得震天响。 作者：弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 朗读者：米兰达·理查森

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Horrid Henry and the TV remote. Horrid Henry pushed through the front door. Perfect Peter squeezed past him and ran inside. Hey! screamed Horrid Henry dashing after him. Get back here worm! No! squealed Perfect Peter running as fast as his little legs would carry him.

淘气包亨利和电视遥控器 淘气包亨利挤开前门往里走 乖乖仔彼得蹭过他抢先跑了进去 嘿！淘气包亨利大叫着追在他后面跑 你个小虫子给我回来！ 才不！乖乖仔彼得尖声叫着，小短腿倒腾得飞快

Henry grabbed Peter's shirt then hurtled past him into the sitting room. Yippee! He was going to get the comfy black chair first! Almost there, almost there, almost! And then hurried Henry skidded on a sock and slipped. Peter pounded past and dived onto the comfy black chair. Panting and gasping, he snatched the remote control. Click! All together now, who's a silly billy? Drilled the world's most annoying goat. Billy! Sang out perfect Peter. All together now, no! It had happened again. Just as Henry was looking forward to resting his weary bones on the comfy black chair after another long, hard, terrible day at school and watching rapper zapper and night fight, Peter had somehow managed to nab the chair first. It was so unfair! The rule in Henry's house was that whoever was sitting in the comfy black chair decided what to watch on TV. And there was Peter, smiling and singing along with silly Billy, the revolting singing goat who thought he was a clown.

亨利一把抓住彼得的衬衫，然后嗖地超过他冲进客厅 耶！太棒啦！ 他要第一个抢到那把舒服的黑椅子！ 快到了，快到了，就差一点！ 结果急急忙忙的亨利踩到一只袜子，脚一滑摔了 彼得咚咚跑过他身边，一下扑到那把舒服的黑椅子上 他上气不接下气，一把抢过了遥控器 咔哒！ “大家一起唱，谁是小傻蛋呀？” 全世界最烦人的山羊正扯着嗓子喊 “傻蛋！” 乖乖仔彼得跟着大声唱 “大家一起喊，不！” 这种事又发生了 亨利本来还盼着在学校熬了漫长、难熬、糟心的一整天之后 能瘫在舒服的黑椅子上歇歇累僵的骨头，看《说唱侠大冒险》和《暗夜格斗》 结果彼得居然又先抢到了椅子 这也太不公平了！ 亨利家的规矩是，谁坐在那把舒服的黑椅子上，谁就说了算 决定电视看什么节目 现在彼得就坐在那儿，一边笑一边跟着傻比利唱，那只恶心的山羊歌手 还以为自己是个小丑呢

Henry's parents were so mean and horrible they only had one teeny tiny telly in the whole entire house. It was so minuscule, Henry practically had to watch it using a magnifying glass. And so old, you practically had to kick it to turn it on. Everyone else he knew had loads of TVs. Rude Ralph had five ginormous ones all to himself. At least, that's what Ralph said.

亨利的爸妈太小气太讨厌了，整个家里居然只有一台小得可怜的电视 它小得离谱，亨利看电视差点得拿放大镜才行 还旧得不行，开机都得踹它两脚才好使 他认识的所有人家里都有好多台电视 粗鲁鬼拉尔夫自己一个人就有五台超大的电视 反正拉尔夫是这么说的

Or too often there were at least two great programs on at the same time. How was Henry supposed to choose between Mutant Max and Terminator Gladiator? If only he could watch two TVs simultaneously, wouldn't life be wonderful? Even worse, Mum, Dad and Peter had their own smelly programs they wanted to watch, and Not great programs like Hog House and Gross Out. Oh no, Mum and Dad liked watching... News... Documentaries... The Poor... Perfect Peter liked Nature programs, and revolting baby programs like Daffy and her Dancing Daisy. How did he end up in this family? When would his real parents, the King and Queen, come and fetch him and take him to the palace where he could watch whatever he wanted all day?

而且经常还有至少两个好看的节目同时播 让亨利怎么在《变种麦克斯》和《终结者角斗士》之间选啊？ 要是他能同时看两台电视就好了，日子得有多美啊？ 更糟的是，妈妈、爸爸和彼得都有他们自己想看的破节目 才不是《猪窝大作战》《恶心大挑战》这种好节目 哦才不呢，爸妈喜欢看的是…… 新闻…… 纪录片…… 扶贫节目…… 乖乖仔彼得喜欢自然节目，还有《黛菲和她的跳舞小雏菊》这种恶心的幼崽节目 我怎么会出生在这种家里啊？ 我的亲生父母，国王和王后什么时候才能来接我，把我带到王宫去，我想一整天看什么就看什么呀？