Perfect Peter's Pirate Party

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Perfect Peter's Pirate Party Perfect Peter's Pirate Party Now let's see, said Mum, consulting her list. We need pirate flags, pieces of eight, swords, treasure chests, eye patches, skull and crossbones plates. Have I missed anything? Hurried Henry stopped chewing. Wow! For once Mum was talking about something important. His Purple Hand Pirate Party wasn't till next month, but it was never too soon to start getting in supplies for the birthday party of the year. No, the century!

完美彼得的海盗派对 完美彼得的海盗派对 “咱们来看看，”妈妈翻着清单说道。 我们需要海盗旗、西班牙古银币、宝剑、百宝箱、眼罩、印着骷髅头交叉骨的盘子。 我有没有漏了什么呀？ 忙忙叨叨的亨利停下了嚼东西的动作。 哇！妈妈这次说的可是头等大事！ 他的紫手海盗派对要下个月才办，不过为这场年度最棒的生日派对囤货，什么时候开始都不嫌早。 不对，是本世纪最棒的！

But wait! Mum had forgotten cutlasses. They were essential for the gigantic pirate battle Henry was planning. And what about all the ketchup for fake blood? And where were the buckets of sweets? Horrid Henry opened his mouth to speak. That sounds great, Mum, piped Perfect Peter. But don't forget the pirate napkins. Napkins? Check! said Mum, smiling. Huh? I don't want napkins at my party! said Horrid Henry. This isn't for your party! said Mum. It's for Peter's. What? What do you mean? It's for Peter's! gasped Horrid Henry. He felt as if an icy hand had gripped him by the throat. He was having trouble breathing.

等等！妈妈忘带短弯刀啦！那可是超大规模海盗大战的必备道具 是亨利早就计划好要用的。还有用来做假血的番茄酱呢？还有那些 一桶桶的糖果呢？ 淘气包亨利张嘴就要说话。 “听起来太棒啦妈妈，”完美彼得尖声说道，“可别忘了海盗餐巾哦。” “餐巾？记上啦！”妈妈笑着说。 “哈？我的派对才不要什么餐巾！”淘气包亨利说。 “这不是给你的派对准备的！”妈妈说，“是给彼得的。” “什么？你说什么？是给彼得的？！” 淘气包亨利倒抽一口冷气，感觉好像有一只冰冷的手掐住了他的喉咙。 他都喘不上气来了。

Peter's birthday is next week and he's having a pirate party, said Mum. Perfect Peter kept eating his muesli. But he's having a Sammy the Snail party, said Horrid Henry, glaring at Peter. I changed my mind, said Perfect Peter. The pirates was my party idea, shrieked Horrid Henry. I've been planning it for months. You're just a copycat. You don't own pirates, said Peter. Gordon had a pirate party for his birthday, so I want pirates for mine.

“彼得的生日就在下周，他要办一场海盗派对。”妈妈说。 完美彼得继续吃着他的燕麦片。 “可他之前说要办蜗牛萨米主题派对啊！”淘气包亨利瞪着彼得说。 “我改主意啦。”完美彼得说。 “海盗派对是我先想出来的！”淘气包亨利尖叫道。 我都筹划好几个月了。 你就是个跟风精！ “海盗又不是你家的。”彼得说。 戈登生日就办了海盗派对，所以我的生日也要办海盗派对。

Henry, you can still have a pirate party, said Dad. No! screamed, horrid Henry. He couldn't have a pirate party after Peter. Everyone would think he'd copied his wormy -toed brother. Henry pounced. He was a poisoned arrow whizzing towards its target. Thud! Peter fell off his chair. Smash! Peter's muesli bowl crashed to the floor. Screech! Screeched perfect Peter. Look what you've done, you horrid boy! yelled Mum. Say sorry to Peter.

“亨利，你还是可以办海盗派对的呀。”爸爸说。 “不行！”淘气包亨利大吼道。 他可不能在彼得之后办海盗派对。 大家都会觉得他是抄他那个讨厌鬼弟弟的主意。 亨利猛地扑了过去，就像一支毒箭“嗖”地飞向目标。 咚！彼得从椅子上摔了下来。哗啦！ 彼得的燕麦碗“哐当”摔在地上碎了。 哇——！完美彼得尖声哭叫起来。 “看看你干的好事！你这个调皮鬼！”妈妈大喊道，“快给彼得道歉！”

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! sobbed Peter. I won't! said Horrid Henry. I'm not sorry. He stole my party idea and I hate him. Then go to your room and stay there! said Dad. It's not fair! wailed Horrid Henry. What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Sang Perfect Peter as he walked past Henry's slammed bedroom door. Make him walk the plank! Screamed Horrid Henry. Which is what will happen to you if you don't shut up! Mom! Henry told me to shut up! Yelled Peter. Henry, leave your brother alone! Said Mum.

哇——————————————！！ 彼得哭哭啼啼的。 “我才不！”淘气包亨利说。 我一点都不觉得抱歉。 他偷了我的派对点子，我讨厌他。 “那你回你房间待着去！”爸爸说。 “这不公平！”淘气包亨利嚎道。 我们该拿那个喝醉的水手怎么办呀？ 我们该拿那个喝醉的水手怎么办呀？ 完美彼得从亨利“砰”地关上的卧室门前走过的时候，嘴里唱着歌。 逼他走跳板！ 淘气包亨利吼了回去。 “你再不闭嘴，我就让你也走跳板！” 妈妈！ 亨利叫我闭嘴！ 彼得大喊道。 “亨利，别惹你弟弟！” 妈妈说。