Horrid Henry's Newspaper

Howard Henry robs the bank by Francesca Simon read by Miranda Richardson

《霍华德·亨利抢银行》 作者：弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 朗读者：米兰达·理查森

Horrid Henry's Newspaper It's not fair! Howled Horrid Henry. I want a hip -hop robot dog! Horrid Henry needed money. Lots and lots and lots of money. His parents didn't need money and yet they had loads more than he did. It was so unfair. Why was he so brilliant at spending money and so bad at getting money? And now Mum and Dad refused to buy him something he desperately needed. You have plenty of toys, said Mum. Which you never play with, said Dad.

《调皮包亨利的报纸》 “太不公平了！”调皮包亨利大吼。 我想要一只嘻哈机器狗！ 调皮包亨利需要钱，好多好多好多钱。 他爸妈根本不需要钱，钱却比他多得多，这也太不公平了。 为啥他花钱特别厉害，赚起钱来就那么笨呢？ 现在爸爸妈妈还不肯给他买他超想要的东西。 “你有好多玩具呢。”妈妈说。“你根本就不玩那些玩具。”爸爸说。

That's because they're all so boring !" screeched Henry. I want a robot dog! Too expensive, said Mum. Too noisy, said Dad. But everyone has a hip -hop robot dog! whined Henry. Everyone but me! Horrid Henry stomped out of the room. How could he get some money? Wait. Maybe he could persuade Peter to give him some. Peter always had tons of cash because he never bought anything.

“那是因为那些玩具都太无聊了！”亨利尖声喊。 我就要机器狗！ “太贵了。”妈妈说。 “太吵了。”爸爸说。 可是所有人都有嘻哈机器狗啊！ 亨利哼哼唧唧地说。 就我没有！ 调皮包亨利跺着脚走出了房间。 他要怎么才能弄到钱呢？ 等等。 说不定他能哄彼得给他点钱。 彼得总有好多零花钱，因为他啥都不买。

Yes! He could hold Peter's bunnykins for ransom. He could tell Peter his room was haunted and get Peter to pay him for ghost -busting. He could make Peter donate to Henry's favorite charity. Child in need. Hip -hop robot dog here I come, thought Horrid Henry, bursting into Peter's bedroom. Perfect Peter and tiny Ted were whispering together on the floor. Papers were scattered all around them. You can't come in my room, said Peter.

对呀！他可以把彼得的小兔子玩偶扣下来要赎金。 他可以骗彼得说他房间闹鬼，让彼得出钱请他驱鬼。 他还能让彼得给亨利最喜欢的“慈善项目”捐款。 困难儿童帮扶项目。 嘻哈机器狗我来了，调皮包亨利想着，“砰”地冲进了彼得的卧室。 乖乖仔彼得和小泰德正趴在地上嘀嘀咕咕的。 身边散落着好多纸张。 “你不许进我的房间。”彼得说。

Yes, I can, said Henry, because I'm already in. Poo! Your room stinks. That's because you're in it, said Peter. Henry decided to ignore this insult. What you doing? Nothing, said Peter. We're writing our own newspaper like Mrs. Odboth suggested in assembly, said Ted. We've even got a tidy with Ted column, he added proudly. The snooze paper, you mean, said Henry? It is not, said Peter. Henry snorted. What's it called? The Best Boys Busy Bee, said Peter. What a stupid name, said Henry. It's not a stupid name, said Peter. Miss Lovely said it was perfect. Peter? I have a great idea for your paper, said Henry. What? said Peter cautiously.

“我偏要进，”亨利说，“我都已经进来了。” 呸！你房间臭死了。 “那是因为你进来了。”彼得说。 亨利决定不理会这句嘲讽。 你在干嘛？ “没干嘛。”彼得说。 “我们在自己办报纸，是奥德博斯夫人在集会上建议的。”泰德说。 “我们还有个‘和泰德一起整理’的专栏呢。”他骄傲地补充道。 “我看是‘无聊打瞌睡报’吧。”亨利说。 “才不是。”彼得说。 亨利嗤笑了一声。 你们的报纸叫啥名？ “《乖男孩小蜜蜂报》。”彼得说。 “这名字也太蠢了吧。”亨利说。 “才不蠢呢。”彼得说。 “拉芙丽老师说这名字棒极了。” 彼得？ “我给你们的报纸想了个超棒的点子。”亨利说。 “什么点子？”彼得小心翼翼地问。