Horrid Henry's Author Visit

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Horrid Henry's Author Visit Horrid Henry woke up. He felt strange. He felt happy. He felt excited But why? Was it the weekend? No Was it a day off school? No Had Miss Battleaxe been kidnapped by aliens and transported to another galaxy to slave in the salt mines? No Unfortunately So why was he feeling so excited on a school day? And then Horrid Henry remembered

《淘气包亨利的作家到访日》 淘气包亨利醒了。他感觉怪怪的，既开心又兴奋。 可这是为什么呢？ 是到周末了吗？ 不是。 是不用上学的假期吗？ 不是。 是战斧老师被外星人绑架，送到另一个星系的盐矿当苦力了吗？ 不是。 很遗憾，并没有。 那他上学日为啥这么兴奋呀？ 哦，亨利突然想起来了！

Oh wow! It was book week at Henry's school and his favourite author in the whole world, T .J. Fizz, the writer of the stupendous Ghost Quest and Mad Machines and Skeleton Skunks, was coming to talk to his class. Henry had read every single one of T .J.'s brilliant books, even after Lights Out. Rude Ralph thought they were almost as good as Mutant Max comics. Horrid Henry thought they were even better. Perfect Peter bounced into his room. Isn't it exciting, Henry? said Perfect Peter. Our class is going to meet a real live author. Milk Sock Miles is coming today. He's the man who wrote The Happy Nappy. Do you think he'd sign my copy? Horrid Henry snorted. The Happy Nappy. Only the dumbest book ever. All those giant nappies with names like Rappy Nappy and Zappy Nappy and Tappy Nappy dancing and prancing about. And then the truly horrible Gappy Nappy who was always wailing, I'm leaking.

哇哦！亨利的学校这周是读书周，全世界他最爱的作家， T·J·菲兹，就是写出超棒的《幽灵任务》《疯狂机器》和《骷髅臭鼬》的那位作者， 要来他的班级做分享哦。亨利把T·J所有精彩的书都读遍了， 就连熄灯之后都偷偷看。粗鲁拉尔夫觉得这些书几乎和《变种麦克斯》漫画一样好看。 淘气包亨利觉得这些书比漫画还要好看得多。 完美彼得蹦蹦跳跳地进了他的房间。 “亨利，这是不是超让人兴奋呀？”完美彼得说，“我们班要见到一位真正的作家啦！” “奶袜迈尔斯今天要来哦，他就是写《快乐尿不湿》的作者。你觉得他会给我的 书签名吗？” 淘气包亨利哼了一声，《快乐尿不湿》可是史上最蠢的书了。 书里全是叫什么欢蹦尿不湿、闪电尿不湿、拍拍尿不湿的超大尿不湿，到处蹦蹦跳跳的。 还有个超级吓人的漏缝尿不湿，成天哭嚎着：“我漏啦！”

Horrid Henry shuddered. He was amazed that Milksock Miles dared to show his face after writing such a boring book. Only a wormy toad like you could like such a stupid story, said Henry. It's not stupid, said Peter. It's too. It's not? And he's bringing his guitar. Miss Lovely said so. Big deal, said Horrid Henry. We've got TJ Fizz.

淘气包亨利打了个寒颤。他简直不敢相信，奶袜迈尔斯居然敢露面，他可是写了 这么无聊的一本书啊。 “也就你这种软乎乎的小癞蛤蟆才会喜欢这么蠢的故事。”亨利说。 “才不蠢呢，”彼得说，“它超好看的。” “真的不蠢哦！他还会带吉他来，可爱老师说的。” “有什么了不起的，”淘气包亨利说，“我们班来的可是T·J·菲兹。”

Perfect Peter shuddered. Her books are too scary, said Peter. That's because you're a baby. Mum! shrieked Peter. Henry called me baby. Telltale, hissed Henry. Don't be horrid, Henry! shouted Mum. Horrid Henry sat in class with a huge carrier bag filled with all his TJ Fizz books. Everyone in the class had drawn book covers of Ghost Quest and Ghouls Jewels and written their own skeleton skunk story. Henry's of course was the best. Skeleton skunk meets Terminator gladiator. May the smelliest fighter win. He would give it to TJ Fizz if she paid him a million pounds.

完美彼得打了个寒颤。 “她的书太吓人了。”彼得说。 “那是因为你还是个小宝宝呀。” “妈妈！”彼得尖叫起来。 “亨利叫我小宝宝。” “打小报告的家伙。”亨利嘘他。 “亨利，别捣蛋！”妈妈大喊道。 淘气包亨利坐在教室里，身边放着一个超大的手提袋，里面装着他所有的T·J·菲兹的书。 班上每个同学都画了《幽灵任务》和《食尸鬼宝石》的封面，还自己写了骷髅臭鼬的故事。 亨利写的当然是最棒的啦。 《骷髅臭鼬大战终结者角斗士》。 “愿最臭的斗士获胜。” 要是T·J·菲兹给他一百万英镑，他就把这个故事送给她。

Ten minutes to go. How could he live until it was time for her to arrive? Miss Battleaxe cleared her throat. Ahem. Class, we have a very important guest coming. I know you're all very excited, but I will not tolerate anything but perfect behavior today. Anyone who misbehaves will be sent out. Is that clear? She glared at Henry. Henry scowled back. Of course he would be perfect. DJ Fizz was coming. Has everyone thought of a good question to ask her? I'll write the best ones on the board, continued Miss Battleaxe. How much money do you make? shouted Rudolf. How many TVs do you have? shouted Horrid Henry.

还有十分钟才到，他要怎么熬到她来呀？ 战斧老师清了清嗓子。 “咳咳。同学们，今天有一位非常重要的客人要来。” “我知道你们都很兴奋，但今天大家必须表现得完美，不然我可不饶。” “谁要是捣蛋，就会被赶出去。听清楚了吗？” 她瞪了亨利一眼。 亨利也皱着眉头瞪回去。 他今天当然会乖乖表现的，T·J·菲兹要来嘛。 “大家都想好要问她的问题了吗？” “我会把好问题写在黑板上。”战斧老师接着说。 “你赚多少钱呀？”鲁道夫大喊道。 “你家有多少台电视呀？”淘气包亨利大喊道。