淘气包亨利 · Horrid Henry and the Abominable Snowman
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Moody Margaret's Makeover Watch out, Gorinda! You're smearing your nail varnish! Screeched Moody Margaret. Violet, don't touch your face! You're spoiling all my hard work! Susan, sit still! I am sitting still, said Sour Susan. Stop pulling my hair! I'm not pulling your hair, hissed Margaret. I'm styling it. Ouch! squealed Susan. You're hurting me! I am not crybaby!
暴脾气玛格丽特的美妆大变身 小心点,歌琳达!你把指甲油蹭花啦! 暴脾气玛格丽特尖叫道:“维奥莱特,别碰你的脸!你把我辛辛苦苦做的造型都毁啦!” 苏珊,坐好别动! 我没动呀,讨人嫌苏珊说道,别扯我头发! 我没扯你头发,玛格丽特气呼呼地说,我在给你做造型呢。 哎哟!苏珊尖叫起来,你弄疼我啦! 我才不是爱哭鬼!
I'm not a crybaby !" Howled Susan. Rudy Margaret sighed loudly. Not everyone can be naturally beautiful like me. Some people, she glared at Susan, have to work at it. You're not beautiful, said Sour Susan, snorting. I am too, said Margaret, preening herself. I'm not, said Susan, on the ugly scale of one to ten, with one being the ugliest, wartiest toad. You're a two. Ha! said Margaret. Well, you're so ugly, you're minus one. They don't have an ugly enough scale for you.
我才不是爱哭鬼!” 苏珊大吼道。 暴脾气玛格丽特重重地叹了口气。 不是所有人都能像我一样天生丽质的。 有些人呀,她瞪了苏珊一眼,就得后天多努力才行。 你才不好看呢,讨人嫌苏珊哼了一声说道。 我本来就好看,玛格丽特得意洋洋地捋着头发说道。 要我说啊,苏珊说道,要是丑的等级从1到10,1是最丑的、长了满身疙瘩的癞蛤蟆的话。 你就是2级。 哈!玛格丽特说道。 哼,你丑到都跌破表了,得算负1级。 根本就没有适合你的丑等级表,你太丑了。
I want my money back! shrieked Susan. No way! shrieked Margaret. Now sit down and shut up! Across the wall, in the next garden, deep inside the branches, hiding the top secret entrance of the Purple Hand Fort, a master spy pricked up his ears. Money? Money? Had he heard the word... Money? What was going on next door? Horrid Henry zipped out of his fort and dashed to the low wall separating his garden from Margaret's. Then he stared. And stared some more. He'd seen many weird things in his life, but nothing as weird as this. Moody Margaret, Sour Susan, Lazy Linda, Vain Violet and gorgeous Corinda were sitting in Margaret's garden. Susan had rollers tangling her pink hair. Violet had blue mascara all over her face. Linda was covered in gold glitter. There was spilt nail varnish, face powder and broken lipstick all over Margaret's patio.
把钱还给我!苏珊尖叫道。 门都没有!玛格丽特吼道,现在赶紧坐下,闭上嘴! 墙的另一边,隔壁的花园里,树枝丛深处。 藏着紫手堡垒的绝密入口。 一个王牌间谍正竖起耳朵偷听。 钱? 钱? 他刚才是不是听到了那个词…… 钱? 隔壁在搞什么名堂? 淘气包亨利嗖地一下冲出堡垒,冲到隔开他家花园和玛格丽特家花园的矮墙边。 他瞪大了眼睛,看了又看。 他这辈子见过好多稀奇古怪的事,可从来没见过这么奇怪的。 暴脾气玛格丽特、讨人嫌苏珊、懒虫琳达、臭美维奥莱特还有漂亮歌琳达正坐在玛格丽特家的花园里。 苏珊的粉头发上缠满了卷发筒,维奥莱特脸上糊得全是蓝色睫毛膏。 琳达浑身都沾着亮金粉。 玛格丽特家的露台上撒得到处都是洒了的指甲油、散粉,还有断了的口红。
hurried Henry burst out laughing. Are you playing clowns? said Henry. Ha! That's how much you know, Henry, said Margaret. I'm doing makeovers. What's that? said Henry. It's when you change how people look, dummy, said Margaret. I knew that, lied Henry. I just wanted to see if you did. Margaret waved a leaflet in his face.
淘气包亨利突然哈哈大笑起来。 你们在玩扮小丑的游戏吗?亨利问道。 哈!你知道个啥呀亨利,玛格丽特说道。 我在给大家做美妆大变身呢。 那是什么玩意儿?亨利问道。 就是给人换个造型呀,笨蛋,玛格丽特说道。 我当然知道,亨利嘴硬道,我就是想考考你知不知道而已。 玛格丽特在他脸前晃了晃一张传单。
Margaret's Magnificent Makeovers I can make you beautiful. Yes, even you! No one too old or too ugly. Only one pound for a new you. Hurry! Special offer ends soon. Makeovers? Makeovers? What an incredibly stupid idea. Who'd pay to have a moody old grouch like Margaret's be a gunk all over their face? Ha! No one! Horrid Henry started laughing and pointing. Vain Violet looked like a demon with red and blue and purple gloop all over her face. Gorgeous Grinder looked as if a paint pot had been poured down her cheeks. Linda's hair looked as if she'd been struck by lightning.
玛格丽特的超棒美妆大变身 我能把你变好看。对,就算是你也可以! 不管你多老多丑都能变。只要1英镑,就能拥有全新的你。 抓紧时间!特惠活动很快就结束哦。 美妆大变身? 美妆大变身? 这主意也太蠢了吧。 谁会花钱让玛格丽特这种臭脾气的讨厌鬼 把黏糊糊的玩意儿往自己脸上糊啊? 哈!才没人会这么傻! 淘气包亨利一边笑一边指着他们。 臭美维奥莱特脸上糊满了红的蓝的紫的黏糊糊的玩意儿,看起来像个小恶魔。 漂亮歌琳达的脸看起来就像有人把颜料桶倒在了她脸上似的。 琳达的头发看起来就像被雷劈过一样。
