Horrid Henry's Rainy Day

Horrid Henry's rainy day. Music Horrid Henry was bored. Horrid Henry was fed up. He'd been banned from the computer for rampaging through our town museum. He'd been banned from watching TV just because he was caught watching a teeny tiny bit extra after he'd been told to switch it off straight after Mutant Max. Could he help it if an exciting new series about a rebel robot had started right after? How would he know if it were any good unless he watched some of it?

《淘气包亨利的下雨天》 音乐 淘气包亨利觉得好无聊。 淘气包亨利烦透了。 他之前在镇上的博物馆里横冲直撞，所以被禁止玩电脑了。 爸妈说《变种麦克斯》播完就要立刻关电视，结果他被抓包多偷看了一小会儿，就被禁止看电视了。 那之后刚好播一部超有意思的叛逆机器人新剧，他能有什么办法呀？ 他不看几眼，怎么知道这剧好不好看呀？

It was completely unfair and all Peter's fault for telling on him. And mum and dad were the meanest, most horrible parents in the world. And now he was stuck indoors all day long with absolutely nothing to do. The rain splattered down. The house was grey. The world was grey. The universe was grey. I'm bored! wailed Horrid Henry. Read a book, said mum. Do your homework, said dad. No! said Horrid Henry.

这也太不公平了，全是彼得的错，谁让他打小报告的。 爸爸妈妈是全世界最小气、最讨厌的爸妈。 现在他整天被困在家里，啥好玩的都没有。 雨哗啦哗啦下个不停。 房子灰扑扑的。 整个世界都灰扑扑的。 全宇宙都灰扑扑的。 “我好无聊啊！”淘气包亨利哀嚎道。 “读会儿书呀。”妈妈说。 “做你的作业去。”爸爸说。 “我才不！”淘气包亨利说。

Then tidy your room, said Mum. Unload the dishwasher, said Dad. Empty the bins, said Mum. No way! shrieked Horrid Henry. What was he, a slave? Better keep out of his parents' way, or they'd come up with even more horrible things for him to do. Horrid Henry stomped up to his boring bedroom and slammed the door. Urk! He hated all his toys. He hated all his music. He hated all his games. Urgh! What could he do? Aha! He could always check to see what Peter was up to. Perfect Peter was sitting in his room arranging stamps in his stamp album. Peter is a baby, Peter is a baby, cheered Horrid Henry, sticking his head round the door.

“那去收拾你的房间。”妈妈说。 “把洗碗机里的碗拿出来摆好。”爸爸说。 “去把垃圾桶倒了。”妈妈说。 “门都没有！”淘气包亨利尖声喊。 他是家里的奴隶吗？ 最好离爸妈远点，不然他们还会想出更多讨厌的差事让他干。 淘气包亨利蹬蹬蹬跑回他那无聊的卧室，“砰”的一声甩上了门。 呃！他讨厌所有的玩具。 他讨厌所有的音乐。 他讨厌所有的游戏。 哎！他能干点啥呢？ 啊哈！他可以去看看彼得在干啥呀。 乖乖彼得正坐在自己房间里，往集邮册里摆邮票呢。 “彼得是小屁孩，彼得是小屁孩！”淘气包亨利探着脑袋在门口喊。

Don't call me baby, said Perfect Peter. You call poop, said Henry. Don't call me Duke, shrieked Peter. Okay, Poopsicle, said Henry. Mum! wailed Peter. Henry, call me Poopsicle. Don't be horrid, Henry, shouted Mum. Stop calling your brother names. Horrid Henry smiled sweetly at Peter. Okay, Peter, cos I'm so nice, I'll let you make a list of ten names that you don't want to be called, said Henry, and it will only cost you one pound.

“不许叫我小屁孩。”乖乖彼得说。 “那你叫粑粑。”亨利说。 “不许叫我公爵！”彼得尖声喊道。 “好呀，冰棒粑粑。”亨利说。 “妈妈！” 彼得哀嚎道。 亨利叫我冰棒粑粑！ “别调皮，亨利。”妈妈大声喊。 不许给你弟弟起外号。 淘气包亨利对着彼得甜甜一笑。 “行呀彼得，我可好心了，你列十个不想被叫的外号出来，我就不叫了，”亨利说，“只要收你一英镑哦。”

One pound! Perfect Peter could not believe his ears. Peter would pay much more than that never to be called Poopsicle again. Is this a trick, Henry?' said Peter. No, said Henry. How dare you! I make you a good offer, and you accuse me! Well, just for that— Wait, said Peter. I accept. He handed Henry a pound coin. At last all those hurried names would be banned. Henry would never call him Duke of Poop again. Peter got out a piece of paper and a pencil. Now let's see what to put on the list, thought Peter. Poopsicle, for a start. And I hate being called Baby. And Nappy Face. And Duke of Poop. Peter wrote and wrote and wrote. Okay, Henry, here's the list, said Peter.

一英镑！乖乖彼得简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。哪怕花更多钱 他也愿意再也听不到“冰棒粑粑”这个外号。 “你不会骗我吧，亨利？”彼得说。 “怎么会。”亨利说。 “你胆子好大！我好心给你优惠，你居然怀疑我！行啊，就冲你这话——” “等等，”彼得说，“我答应。”他递给亨利一英镑硬币。终于那些烦人的外号 都要消失了。亨利再也不会叫他粑粑公爵了。 彼得拿出一张纸和一支铅笔。 我看看清单上要写啥呢，彼得心里想。 首先是冰棒粑粑。还有我讨厌被叫小屁孩，尿布脸，还有粑粑公爵。 彼得写呀写呀写个不停。 “好了亨利，给你清单。”彼得说。