Horrid Henry and the Mega-Mean Time Machine

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Horrid Henry and the Mega Mean Time Machine. Horrid Henry flicked the switch. The time machine worked. Dial spun, button pulsed, latches locked. Horrid Henry, time traveler, was ready for blast off. Now, where to go? Where to go? Dinosaurs. Oh Henry, yes! Henry loved dinosaurs. He would love to stalk a few Tyrannosaurus rexes as they rampaged through the primordial jungle. But what about King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table? Arise, Sir Henry. King Arthur would say, booting Lancelot out of his chair. Sure thing, King. Sir Henry would reply, twirling his sword. Out of my way, worms!

《淘气包亨利和超级无敌时光机》 淘气包亨利啪地按下了开关。 时光机真的启动了。 转盘转呀转，按钮闪呀闪，锁扣扣得牢牢的。 时光旅行者淘气包亨利，已经做好发射准备啦。 现在要去哪呢？要去哪呢？ 恐龙时代！ 哦亨利，太对啦！亨利最喜欢恐龙了。 他超想偷偷跟着霸王龙，看它们在原始丛林里横冲直撞。 可是去亚瑟王和圆桌骑士的时代怎么样？ “起来吧，亨利爵士。”亚瑟王会一脚把兰斯洛特从椅子上踹下来，这么对他说。 “没问题，陛下。”亨利爵士转着佩剑，这么回答。 都给我让开，你们这些小喽啰！

Or what about the siege of Troy? Heroic Henry, that's who he'd be. Fearless fighter dashing about doing daring deeds. Tempting, thought Henry, very tempting. Wait a sec! What about visiting the future where school was banned and parents had to do whatever their children told them? Where everyone had their own spaceship and ate sweets for dinner? And where King Henry the Horrible ruled supreme. Chopping off the head of anyone who dared to say no to him. To the future, thought Henry, setting the dial. Bang! Bang! Henry braced himself for the jolt into hyperspace. Tom, nine, eight, quack! Quack, quack, quack, Henry. Henry, it's my turn. Horrid Henry ignored the alien's whine. Five, four, three.

不然去特洛伊战争时代怎么样？亨利会变成大英雄亨利哦。 无畏的勇士冲来冲去，干尽各种大胆的壮举。 好诱人啊，亨利想，真的太诱人了。 等一下！ 去未来怎么样？未来没有学校，爸妈都得乖乖听小孩的话。 人人都有自己的宇宙飞船，晚餐全都吃糖果？ 还有“可怕的亨利国王”统治全世界。 谁敢说个不字，就砍谁的脑袋。 就去未来，亨利想着，调好了转盘。 砰！砰！ 亨利绷紧身子，等着进入超空间的那阵颠簸。 汤姆，九，八，嘎！ 嘎，嘎，嘎，亨利。 亨利，轮到我了。 淘气包亨利才不理这个“外星人”的哼哼唧唧。 五，四，三。

Henry, if you don't share, I'm going to tell Mum. Aaaaaaah! The time machine jutted to a halt. Henry climbed out. Go away, Peter, said Henry, you're spoiling everything. But it's my turn. Go away!

亨利，你要是不跟我一起玩，我就去告诉妈妈。 啊啊啊啊啊！ 时光机猛地停了下来。亨利爬了出来。 走开，彼得，亨利说，你把一切都搞砸了。 可是轮到我了。你走开！

"'Mum said we could both play with the box,' said Peter. "'We could cut out windows, make a little house, paint flowers.' "'No!' screeched Henry. "'But,' said Peter, he stood in the sitting -room, holding his scissors and crayons. "'Don't you touch my box,' hissed Henry. "'I will if I want to,' said Peter. "'And it's not yours.' "'Henry had no right to boss him around,' thought Peter. "'He'd been waiting such a long time for his turn. "'Well, he wasn't waiting any longer. "'He'd start cutting out a window this minute.' "'Peter got out his scissors. "'Stop it, that time machine, you toad!' shrieked Henry. "'Peter paused. Peter gasped. "'Peter stared at the huge cardboard box. "'A time machine? A time machine? "'How could it be a time machine?' "'It is not,' said Peter.

“妈妈说我们俩都可以玩这个箱子的。”彼得说。 “我们可以剪出窗户，做个小房子，再画上小花呀。” “不行！”亨利尖声叫道。 “可是，”彼得站在客厅里，手里拿着剪刀和蜡笔说道。 “你敢碰我的箱子试试。”亨利气冲冲地低声说。 “我想碰就碰。”彼得说。 “而且这又不是你的。” “亨利根本没权利对我指手画脚。”彼得心想。 “他都等了好久好久才轮到他玩的。” “哼，他才不要再等下去了。” “他现在就要剪出一个窗户来。” 彼得掏出了他的剪刀。 “住手，那是时光机，你个小蠢货！”亨利尖叫道。 彼得停了下来，倒抽了一口气。 彼得盯着那个大大的硬纸板箱子。 时光机？时光机？ 这怎么可能是时光机呀？ “才不是呢。”彼得说。

"'It's two,' said Henry.' "'But it's made of cardboard,' said Peter. And the washing machine came in it.' Henry sighed. "'Don't you know anything? If it looked like a time machine, everyone would try to steal it. It's a time machine in disguise!' Peter looked at the time machine. On the one hand, he didn't believe Henry for one minute. This was just one of Henry's tricks. Peter was a hundred million billion percent certain Henry was lying.' On the other hand, what if Henry was telling the truthful ones and there was a real time machine in his sitting room? "'If it is a time machine, I want to have a go,' said Peter. "'You can't. You're too young,' said Henry. "'I'm not?' "'Ah, true!' Perfect Peter stuck out his bottom lip.'

“就是的呀。”亨利说。 “可它是硬纸板做的呀。”彼得说。 它本来是装洗衣机的箱子呀。 亨利叹了口气。 “你怎么什么都不懂呀？ 要是它看起来就像时光机，所有人都会来偷它的。 它是伪装起来的时光机呀！” 彼得看了看这个时光机。 一方面，他半点儿都不相信亨利的话。 这肯定又是亨利的鬼点子之一。 彼得敢打包票，亨利绝对是在撒谎。 可另一方面，万一亨利说的是真话呢 他家客厅里真的有一台时光机呢？ “如果它真的是时光机，我也要玩。”彼得说。 “不行，你太小了。”亨利说。 “我才不小呢？” “啊，对哦！” 完美彼得撅起了小嘴。