Horrid Henry's Hike

Horace Henry and the Mega Mean Time Machine by Francesca Simon Read by Miranda Richardson

《霍勒斯·亨利和超级坏时光机》，作者：弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 朗读者：米兰达·理查森

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Area Henry's hike Nooooooooooo! Horrid Henry looked out of the window. Aaaaaaaargh! It was a lovely day. The sun was shining. The birds were tweeting. The breeze was blowing. Little fluffy clouds floated by in a bright blue sky. Rats! Why couldn't it be raining? Or hailing? Or sleeting? Any minute, any second it would happen. The words he'd been dreading. The words he'd give anything not to hear. The words... Henry Pettigrew! Peter! Time to go for a walk! Called Mum.

亨利的远足之旅 不——————！ 调皮鬼亨利看向窗外。 啊——————！ 今天天气真好。 太阳明晃晃照着。 小鸟叽叽喳喳叫。 微风轻轻吹着。 蓝蓝的天上，软软的小云朵飘来飘去。 糟透了！ 为什么不下雨呢？ 下冰雹也行啊？雨夹雪也行啊？ 下一秒，马上就要发生那件事了。 那句他最怕听到的话。 那句他花多少钱都不想听见的话。 那句话就是…… 亨利·佩蒂格鲁！ 彼得！该出门散步啦！ 妈妈喊道。

Yippee! said Perfect Peter. I can wear my new yellow wellies. No! screamed hurried Henry. Go for a walk! Go for a walk! Didn't he walk enough already? He walked to school. He walked home from school. He walked to the TV. He walked to the computer. He walked to the sweet jar and all the way back to the comfy black chair. Horrid Henry walked plenty. The last thing he needed was more walking. More chocolate? Yes! More crisps? Yes! More walking? No way! Why couldn't his parents ever say, Henry, time to play on the computer or Henry, stop doing your homework this minute. Time to turn on the TV.

太棒啦！乖宝宝彼得说，我可以穿我的新黄色雨靴啦。 不要！调皮鬼亨利尖叫道。 去散步！去散步！他走的路还不够多吗？ 他走路去上学，走路放学回家，走路到电视跟前，走路到电脑跟前。 他走路去拿糖罐，再走回舒服的黑椅子上。 调皮鬼亨利走的路多了去了。 他最不需要的就是多走路。 多来点巧克力？好啊！多来点薯片？好啊！多走点路？ 门都没有！为什么他爸妈从来不说， 亨利，该玩电脑啦，或者亨利，现在立刻别写作业了，该开电视啦。

But no, for some reason his mean, horrible parents thought he spent too much time sitting indoors. They'd been threatening for weeks to make him go on a family walk. Now the dreadful moment had come. His precious weekend was ruined. Horrid Henry Hated Nature Horrid Henry hated fresh air. What could be more boring than walking up and down streets, staring at lampposts, or sloshing across some stupid muddy park? Nature smelled. Eww. It'd much rather be inside watching TV. Mum stomped into the sitting room. Henry, didn't you hear me calling? No, lied Henry.

可惜才不是，不知道为啥，他那坏心眼的讨厌爸妈觉得他坐太久了 待在屋里。 几个星期以来他们一直威胁说要带他去全家散步。 现在这个可怕的时刻终于来了。 他宝贵的周末就这么毁了。 调皮鬼亨利讨厌大自然 调皮鬼亨利讨厌新鲜空气。 还有什么比在街上走来走去盯着路灯看，或者 踩得满脚泥穿过某个傻兮兮的公园更无聊的事吗？ 大自然臭烘烘的。 咦~ 他宁愿待在家里看电视。 妈妈噔噔噔走进客厅。 亨利，你没听见我喊你吗？ 没听见。亨利撒谎道。

Get you well is on we're going said dad rubbing his hands. What a lovely day. I don't want to go for a walk said Henry. I want to watch rapper zapper zaps Terminator Gladiator. But Henry said perfect Peter fresh air and exercise is so good for you. I don't care shrieked Henry. Horrid Henry stomped downstairs and flung open the front door. He breathed in, he hushed, hopped on one foot then shut the door. There done it fresh air and exercise snarled Henry. Henry we're going said mum get in the car. Henry's ears pricked up. The car? said Henry. I thought we were going for a walk. We are said mum in the countryside. Hooray said perfect Peter. A nice long walk.

把你的雨靴穿上，我们要出门了，爸爸搓着手说，多好的天气啊。 我不要去散步，亨利说，我要看《说唱大侠大战角斗士终结者》。 可是亨利，乖宝宝彼得说，新鲜空气和运动对你特别好呀。 我才不管！亨利尖叫道。 调皮鬼亨利噔噔噔跑下楼，猛地拉开前门。 他吸了口气，不吭声了，单脚跳了一下，然后关上了门。 好了，新鲜空气也吸了，运动也做了，亨利气鼓鼓地说。 亨利，我们要走了，妈妈说，上车。 亨利的耳朵一下竖起来了。 开车去？亨利问。 我以为我们要走路去散步呢。 我们是要散步呀，妈妈说，去乡下散步。 太好啦！乖宝宝彼得说，走长长的路真好。