Horrid Henry's Bathtime

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Horrid Henry's bath time. Horrid Henry loved baths. He loved causing great big tidal waves. He loved making bubble bath beards and bubble bath hats. He loved staging battles with yellow duck and snappy croc. He loved diving for buried treasure, fighting sea monsters and painting the walls with soapy suds. But best of all, being in the bath meant Peter couldn't bother him or wreck his games or get him into trouble. Henry stretched out in the lovely warm water. The bubbles were piled high to overflowing just as he liked.

淘气包亨利的洗澡时间。 淘气包亨利可喜欢洗澡啦。 他最爱掀起超级大的水浪。 他爱用泡泡捏胡子，还爱做泡泡帽子。 他爱指挥小黄鸭和凶猛小鳄鱼打架玩。 他爱潜到水里找“宝藏”，打“海怪”，还用肥皂泡沫在墙上画画。 不过最棒的是，待在浴缸里就意味着彼得没法来烦他，没法搞砸他的游戏，也没法害他挨骂啦。 亨利在暖乎乎的舒服水里伸了个懒腰。 泡泡堆得老高老高，都要溢出来了，正合他的心意。

Slosh, slosh, slosh. A bucket -load of soapy suds cascaded onto the floor. Yippee! The first tidal wave of the day. Good thing Mum wasn't around. But then, what Mum didn't know wouldn't hurt her. Now, what to do first? A croc and duck fight? Or the killer tidal wave? He he he, cackles Horrid Henry. Watch your tail, yellow duck, cause Stappy Croc is on the attack. Slap, slap, slap, slap. Suddenly the bathroom door opened. A slimy toad slithered in.

哗啦，哗啦，哗啦。 一大桶肥皂泡沫哗啦啦淌到了地上。 耶！今天的第一个大浪来啦！ 幸好妈妈不在旁边。 再说啦，妈妈不知道的事，也不会惹她生气嘛。 现在，先玩点啥好呢？ 鳄鱼大战小黄鸭？ 还是玩超级无敌大浪？ 嘿嘿嘿，淘气包亨利咯咯笑出了声。 小心你的尾巴哦，小黄鸭， 因为凶猛小鳄鱼要进攻啦。 啪啪，啪啪。 突然，浴室的门开了。 一只黏糊糊的癞蛤蟆溜了进来。

Get out of here, Peter! said Henry. Dad said we had to share a bath, said Perfect Peter, taking off his shirt. What? You liar! Screeched horrid Henry. You are dead neat! He reached for his super soaker. Henry was not allowed to use it in the house, but this was an emergency. Screams! Squealed Peter as a jet of water hit him in the face. Dad dashed in. Put that super soaker away or I'll confiscate it! Shouted Dad. Henry's finger trembled on the trigger.

“滚出去，彼得！”亨利喊道。 “爸爸说我们得一起洗澡。”乖宝宝彼得一边说一边脱衬衫。 “什么？” “你骗人！” 淘气包亨利尖叫道。 “你死定了！” 他伸手去拿自己的超级水枪。 亨利是不可以在家里玩水枪的，但现在情况紧急呀。 啊——！ 一股水喷到了彼得脸上，他尖声叫了起来。 爸爸冲了进来。 “把超级水枪收起来，不然我就没收了！” 爸爸吼道。 亨利的手指在扳机上微微发抖。

Dad's red face was so tempting Henry could see it now Pow dad soaking wet dad screaming dad snatching super soaker and throwing it in the rubbish I'm telling Henry no TV forever hmm Dad's red face was a little less tempting Just look at this floor Henry said dad what a waste of water It's not a waste said hurried Henry holding tight to his super soaker in case dad lunged. It's a tidal wave Too much water is being wasted in this house said dad from now on you and Peter will share a bath

爸爸涨红的脸看着太诱人了，亨利都能想象到接下来的画面了 砰！爸爸浑身湿透，大叫着抢过超级水枪扔到垃圾桶里 我要罚亨利永远不许看电视 嗯…… 爸爸涨红的脸好像没那么诱人了 “亨利，你看看这地板！”爸爸说，“太浪费水了！” “这不是浪费，”亨利紧紧攥着超级水枪生怕爸爸过来抢，急忙说道，“这是海浪呀。” “咱们家浪费的水太多了，”爸爸说，“从现在起，你和彼得一起洗澡。”

Horrid Henry could not believe his ears. Share a bath, share a bath with stupid smelly Peter. No, wailed Henry. I don't mind sharing, Dad, said Peter. We all have to do our bit to save water. But Peter pees in the bath, said Henry. I do not, said Perfect Peter. Henry does. Liar! Liar! I will be squashed, wailed Henry. And he likes the bath too cold. I need... That's enough, Henry, said Dad. Now make room for Peter. Horrid Henry ducked his head under water. He was never coming back up, never. Then they'd be sorry they made him share his bath with an ugly toad, snot -faced, telltale, goody -goody poo breath. I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Dad.

淘气包亨利简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。 一起洗澡？和又蠢又臭的彼得一起洗澡？ “不要！”亨利哭喊道。 “爸爸，我不介意一起洗呀。”彼得说。 “我们都该为节约用水出一份力嘛。” “可是彼得会在浴缸里尿尿！”亨利说。 “我才没有。”乖宝宝彼得说。 “是亨利会。” “你撒谎！” “你才撒谎！” “我会被挤扁的！”亨利哭喊道。 “而且他总把洗澡水调得特别凉。” “我要……” “够了，亨利。”爸爸说。 “现在给彼得腾点位置。” 淘气包亨利猛地把头埋进了水里。 他再也不出来了，永远都不出来了。 到时候他们就会后悔了，后悔逼他和一只丑癞蛤蟆一起洗澡， 那只癞蛤蟆满脸鼻涕，爱打小报告，假惺惺的，嘴巴还臭烘烘的。 “对不起，爸爸。” “对不起，爸爸。” “对不起，爸爸。” “对不起，爸爸。”