Moody Margaret Casts a Spell

Moody Margaret casts a spell. You are getting sleepy, said Moody Margaret. You are getting very sleepy. Slowly she waved her watch in front of Susan. So sleepy. You are now asleep. You are now fast asleep. No I'm not, said Sour Susan. When I click my fingers you will start snoring. Margaret clicked her fingers. But I'm not asleep, said Susan. Margaret glared at her. How am I supposed to hypnotise you if you don't try, said Margaret.

穆迪·玛格丽特念起了咒语。 “你开始困啦。”穆迪·玛格丽特说。 你越来越困啦。 她慢悠悠地在苏珊面前晃着自己的手表。 困得睁不开眼啦。 你现在已经睡着了。 你现在睡得可香啦。 “我才没有。”坏脾气苏珊说。 等我打个响指，你就会开始打呼噜。 玛格丽特打了个响指。 “可我没睡着呀。”苏珊说。 玛格丽特瞪了她一眼。 “你都不配合，我怎么给你催眠呀？”玛格丽特说。

I am trying, you're just a bad hypnotist, said Susan sourly. Now it's my turn. No it's not, it's still mine, said Margaret. You've had your go, said Susan. No I haven't. But I never get to be the hypnotist, wailed Susan. Crybaby, meanie, cheater, cheater, slap, slap. Susan glared at Margaret. Why was she friends with such a mean, moody, bossy boots? Margaret glared at Susan. Why was she friends with such a stupid, sour, sulker? I hate you Margaret, screamed sour Susan. I hate you more, screamed moody Margaret.

“我很配合呀，明明是你催眠技术太差。”苏珊气鼓鼓地说，“现在轮到我了。” “才不要，还没轮到你呢。”玛格丽特说。“你已经试过啦。”苏珊说。“我才没有。” “可我从来都没当过催眠师啊。”苏珊哭嚎起来。“爱哭鬼，小气鬼，耍赖皮，耍赖皮，我打我打。” 苏珊瞪着玛格丽特：她怎么会跟这么小气、阴晴不定又霸道的家伙当朋友啊？ 玛格丽特瞪着苏珊：她怎么会跟这么笨、脾气臭又爱闹别扭的家伙当朋友啊？ “我讨厌你，玛格丽特！”坏脾气苏珊尖叫道。“我更讨厌你！”穆迪·玛格丽特也尖叫起来。

Shut up, landlubbers !" shrieked hurried Henry from his hammock in the garden next door, or the purple ham will make you walk the plank. Shut up yourself, Henry, said Margaret. Yeah, Henry, said Susan. You are stupid, you are stupid, chanted rude Ralph, who was playing pirates with Henry. You're the stupid, snapped moody Margaret. Now leave us alone, we're busy. Henry, can I play pirates with you? asked Perfect Peter, wandering out from the house. No, you puny prawn! screamed Captain Hook, out of my way before I tear you to pieces with my hawk. Mum! wailed Peter. Henry said he was going to tear me to pieces. Stop being hurried, Henry! shouted Mum.

“闭嘴，旱鸭子们！”冒失鬼亨利在隔壁花园的吊床上尖声喊道， 不然紫手海盗就让你们走跳板喂鲨鱼。 “你才闭嘴，亨利。”玛格丽特说。 “就是，亨利。”苏珊说。 “你是笨蛋，你是笨蛋！”和亨利一起玩海盗游戏的粗鲁拉尔夫念叨个不停。 “你才是笨蛋。”穆迪·玛格丽特气冲冲地回嘴。 现在别来烦我们，我们忙着呢。 “亨利，我能跟你一起玩海盗游戏吗？”乖乖彼得从房子里溜达出来问。 “不行，你个小虾米！”胡克船长吼道，“快滚开，不然我就用我的鹰把你撕成碎片。” “妈妈！”彼得哭喊道，“亨利说他要把我撕成碎片。” “别冒冒失失的，亨利！”妈妈大声喊道。

And he won't let me play with him, said Peter. Can't you be nice to your brother for once, said Dad. No, thought Horrid Henry. Why should he be nice to that telltale brat? Horrid Henry did not want to play pirates with Peter. Peter was the world's worst pirate. He couldn't sword fight, he couldn't swashbuckle, he couldn't remember pirate curses. All he could do was whine. Okay, Peter, you're the prisoner. Wait in the fort, said Henry. But I'm always the prisoner, said Peter. Henry glared at him. Do you want to play or don't you? Yes, Captain, said Peter. He crawled into the lair of the Purple Hand. Being prisoner was better than nothing, he supposed. He just hoped he wouldn't have to wait too long.

“而且他不让我跟他一起玩。”彼得说。 “你就不能对你弟弟好一次吗？”爸爸说。 才不，淘气包亨利心想。 他凭什么要对那个爱打小报告的小屁孩好啊？ 淘气包亨利才不想带彼得玩海盗游戏。 彼得是全世界最糟糕的海盗。 他不会比剑，也不会耍威风， 连海盗的骂人话都记不住。 他就会哭哭啼啼的。 “好吧，彼得，你当囚犯。去堡垒里待着。”亨利说。 “可我每次都当囚犯。”彼得说。 亨利瞪了他一眼。 “你到底玩不玩？” “玩，船长。”彼得说。 他爬进了紫手帮的老窝。 他觉得，当囚犯总比没得玩好。 他只希望自己不用等太久。