Horrid Henry Eats a Vegetable

Horrid Henry's Underpants Caw! Foo -wee! By Francesca Simon Read by Miranda Richardson

《淘气包亨利的小内裤》 呱！呋——！ 作者：弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 朗读：米兰达·理查森

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Horrid Henry eats a vegetable. Eww! Eww! Gross! Yuck! Blech! Horrid Henry glared at the horrible, disgusting food slithering on his plate. Globby, slobby globs. Bumpy lumps. Rubbery, blubbery globules of glop. Blech! How Dad and Mum and Peter could eat this swill without throwing up was amazing. Henry poked at the white, knobbly clump. It looked like... brains. It felt like brains. Maybe it was. Eww! Horrid Henry pushed away his plate. I can't eat this! moaned Henry. I'll be sick!

淘气包亨利吃了一口蔬菜。 呃！ 呃！好恶心！呸！ 呕！ 淘气包亨利瞪着盘子里滑溜溜的、可怕又恶心的食物。 黏糊糊、软塌塌的一团团。 疙疙瘩瘩的一块块。 像橡胶又软乎乎的黏糊小团子。 呕！ 爸爸、妈妈还有彼得怎么能吃下这种泔水还不吐，也太神奇了。 亨利戳了戳那块白白的、疙疙瘩瘩的团块。 它看起来就像……脑子。 摸起来也像脑子。 说不定真的是。 呃！ 淘气包亨利一把推开了盘子。 “我吃不下这个！”亨利哼哼着，“我会吐的！”

Henry, cauliflower cheese is delicious said Mum and nutritious said Dad. I love it said Perfect Peter, can I have seconds? It's nice to know someone appreciates my cooking said Dad. He frowned at Henry. But I hate vegetables said Henry, yuck! Vegetables were so healthy and tasted so vegetably. I want pizza. Well you can't have it said Dad. Ralph has pizza and chips every night at his house said Henry. And Graham never has to eat vegetables. I don't care what Ralph and Graham eat said Mum. You've got to eat more vegetables said Dad. I eat loads of vegetables said Henry. Name one said Dad. Crisps said Henry.

“亨利，菜花奶酪可好吃了。”妈妈说。“而且很有营养。”爸爸补充。 “我超爱吃！”乖乖仔彼得说，“我可以再要一份吗？” “真高兴还有人喜欢我做的饭。”爸爸说。 他皱着眉看向亨利。 “可是我讨厌蔬菜！”亨利说，“呸！” 蔬菜都健康得要命，吃起来就是一股菜味儿。 我要吃披萨。 “不行，你不能吃。”爸爸说。 “拉尔夫家每天晚上都吃披萨和薯条！”亨利说。 还有格雷厄姆从来都不用吃蔬菜。 “我不管拉尔夫和格雷厄姆吃什么。”妈妈说。 “你得多吃点蔬菜。”爸爸说。 “我吃了好多蔬菜啊。”亨利说。 “说一个出来听听。”爸爸说。 “薯片。”亨利说。

crisps aren't vegetables are they mum said perfect Peter no said mum go on Henry ketchup said Henry ketchup is not a vegetable said dad it's impossible cooking for you said mum you're such a picky eater said dad I eat loads of things said Henry like what said dad chips crisps burgers pizza chocolate sweets cake biscuits loads of food said horrid Henry

“薯片不是蔬菜对吗，妈妈？”乖乖仔彼得问。“不是哦。”妈妈说，“快吃。” “还有番茄酱！”亨利说。“番茄酱不是蔬菜。”爸爸说，“这根本不可能。” “给你做饭可真难。”妈妈说。“你也太挑食了。”爸爸说。“我吃好多东西的。” 亨利说。“比如什么？”爸爸问。“薯条、薯片、汉堡、披萨、巧克力、” 糖果、蛋糕、饼干，好多好多吃的呀。淘气包亨利说。

That's not very healthy, Henry," said Perfect Peter. You haven't said any fruit or vegetables. So? said Henry, my drone business toad. Henry called me toad! wailed Peter. Ribbit, ribbit, croaked, horrid Henry. Don't be horrid, Henry, snapped Dad. You can't go on eating so unhealthily, said Mum. Agreed, said Dad. Uh -oh, thought Henry. Here it comes, nag, nag, nag. If there were prizes for best naggers, Mum and Dad would win every time. I'll make a deal with you, Henry, said Mum. What? said Henry, suspiciously. Mum and Dad's deals usually involved his doing something horrible for a pathetic reward. Well, no way was he falling for that again.

“这些可一点都不健康，亨利。”乖乖仔彼得说。 你一个水果或者蔬菜都没说出来呀。 “那又怎么样？”亨利说，“要你管，小癞蛤蟆。” “亨利骂我癞蛤蟆！”彼得哭唧唧地喊。 “呱~呱~”淘气包亨利呱呱叫着。 “别调皮，亨利。”爸爸厉声说。 “你不能一直吃得这么不健康。”妈妈说。 “没错。”爸爸说。 哎哟，亨利心里咯噔一下。 又来了，念叨，念叨，没完没了地念叨。 要是有最佳唠叨鬼比赛的奖，爸爸妈妈每次都能拿第一名。 “我和你做个交易吧，亨利。”妈妈说。 “什么交易？”亨利满是怀疑地问。 爸爸妈妈的交易向来都是要他做超级讨厌的事，换来的奖励却抠门得要命。 哼，他才不会再上当呢。