Horrid Henry's School Project

Horrid Henry's School Project Susan, stop shouting! Ralph, stop running! William, stop weeping! Henry, just stop! Miss Battle Axe glared at her class, her class glared back. Miss, screeched lazy Linda, Henry's pulling my hair. Miss, screeched gorgeous Corinda, Ralph's kicking me. Miss, screeched anxious Andrew, Dave is poking me. Stop it, Henry! barked Miss Battle Axe. Henry stopped. What was bothering the old bat now?

《淘气包亨利的学校项目》 苏珊，别喊啦！ 拉尔夫，别跑啦！ 威廉，别哭啦！ 亨利，你给我消停点！ 战斧老师瞪着班上的同学，同学们也瞪了回去。 老师，懒鬼琳达尖叫道，亨利扯我头发。 老师，漂亮的科琳达尖叫道，拉尔夫踢我。 老师，急脾气安德鲁尖叫道，戴夫戳我。 亨利，住手！战斧老师吼道。 亨利停了下来。 这老太婆又在烦什么呀？

Now pay attention,' said Miss Battle -Axe. Today we're doing group projects on the ancient Greeks. We're studying the sucking of Troy!' shrieked Henry. Yes! He could see it now. Henry leading the Greeks as they crashed and slashed their way through the terrified Trojans. His spear would be the longest and the sharpest, and Miss Battle -Axe fixed Henry with her lacy stare. Henry froze. We're going to divide into small groups and make Parthenons out of cardboard loo -rolls and card,' continued Miss Battle -Axe. First you must draw the Parthenon, agree a design together, then build and paint it. I want to see everyone sharing and listening. Also the head teacher will be dropping by to admire your work and to see how beautifully you are working together.

“现在注意听。”战斧老师说道。 今天我们要做关于古希腊的小组项目。 “我们要学习特洛伊沦陷的内容对不对！”亨利尖声叫道。 没错！ 他现在都能脑补出画面了。 亨利领着希腊人一路砍杀，冲破惊慌失措的特洛伊人的防线。 他的长矛会是最长最锋利的，就在这时，战斧老师用她那双 冰冷的眼神死死盯住了亨利。 亨利一下子僵住了。 我们要分成小组，用硬纸板和厕纸筒做帕特农神庙模型 还有卡纸。”战斧老师继续说道。 首先你们要画出帕特农神庙，一起确定设计方案，然后再搭建涂色。 我希望看到大家懂得分享、认真倾听别人的想法。 另外校长会过来参观你们的作品，看看大家 合作得有多棒。

Horrid Henry scowled. He hated working in groups. He detested sharing. He loathed listening to others. Their ideas were always wrong. His ideas were always right. But the other children in Henry's groups never recognized Henry's genius. For some reason they wanted to do things their way, not his. The ancient Greeks certainly never worked together beautifully, thought Horrid Henry resentfully. So why should he? They just speared each other or ate their children for tea.

淘气包亨利皱起了脸。他讨厌小组合作，讨厌分享，讨厌听 别人说话。别人的想法永远是错的，他的想法永远是对的。可亨利小组里的 其他同学从来都没意识到亨利有多厉害。不知道为什么，他们总想 按他们的想法来，不听他的。 古希腊人才不会好好合作呢，淘气包亨利气呼呼地想。 他凭什么要合作？古希腊人要么互相捅刀子，要么把自家小孩当下午茶吃掉。

Henry, Burt, William and Claire, you're working together on table three," said Miss Battlex. Horrid Henry groaned. What a horrible, horrible group! He hated all of them. Why did Miss Battlex never put him in a fun group with Ralph or Graham or Dave? Henry could see it now. They'd be laughing together in the corner, making trumpets out of loo -rolls, sneaking sweets, throwing crayons, flicking paint, having a great time.

“亨利、伯特、威廉和克莱尔，你们几个在第三桌合作。”战斧 老师说道。 淘气包亨利忍不住哀嚎。 这组也太烂太烂了吧！ 这几个人他都讨厌。 为什么战斧老师从来都不把他分到有意思的组，和拉尔夫、格雷厄姆或者戴夫一组？ 亨利都能想到那画面了。 他们肯定会在角落里笑个不停，用厕纸筒做喇叭，偷偷吃 糖，扔蜡笔，甩颜料玩，开心得不得了。

But, oh no! He had to be with bossy -boots Clare, crybaby William and Bird. Miss Battle -Axe did it on purpose, just to torture him. No! protested horrid Henry. I can't work with her. No! protested clever Clare. I can't work with him. Wailed weepy William. I want to work with Andrew. Silence! shouted Miss Battle -Axe. Now get in your groups and get to work. I want to see everyone sharing and working together beautifully. Or else... It was a mad scramble as everyone ran to their tables to grab the best pencils and the most pieces of paper. Henry snatched the purple, blue and red pencils and a big pile of paper.

可天呐！他偏偏要和霸道鬼克莱尔、爱哭鬼威廉还有伯特待在一组。战斧老师 肯定是故意的，就是想折磨他。 不要！淘气包亨利抗议道，我不要和她一组。 不要！聪明的克莱尔抗议道，我不要和他一组。 爱哭鬼威廉哭哭啼啼地说，我想和安德鲁一组。 安静！战斧老师吼道，现在立刻去你们的小组开始干活。我要看到 大家都懂得分享，好好合作。不然的话... 大家疯了一样冲到自己的桌子旁，抢最好的铅笔和最多的 纸张。 亨利一把抓走了紫色、蓝色和红色的铅笔，还有一大堆纸。