Horrid Henry's Stinkbomb

Horrid Henry's stink bomb. I hate you, Margaret! shrieked Sour Susan. She stumbled out of the secret club tent. I hate you too! shrieked Moody Margaret. Sour Susan stuck out her tongue. Moody Margaret stuck out hers back. I quit! yelled Susan. You can't quit, you're fired! yelled Margaret. You can't fire me, I quit! said Susan. I fired you first! said Margaret, and I'm changing the password.

淘气包亨利的臭弹。 “我恨你，玛格丽特！”酸苏珊尖叫道。 她跌跌撞撞地冲出了秘密俱乐部的帐篷。 “我也恨你！”暴脾气玛格丽特尖叫道。 酸苏珊吐了吐舌头。 暴脾气玛格丽特也冲她吐了吐舌头。 “我不干了！”苏珊大喊。 “你不能辞职，你被开除了！”玛格丽特大喊。 “你不能开除我，是我主动要走的！”苏珊说。 “是我先开除你的！”玛格丽特说，“而且我要改密码。”

Go ahead, see if I care. I don't want to be in the secret club any more,' said Susan sourly. Good, because we don't want you. Moody Margaret flounced back inside the secret club tent. Sour Susan stalked off. Three at last! Susan was sick and tired of her ex -best friend Bossy Boots Margaret, blaming her for the disastrous raid on the Purple Hand Fort when it was all Margaret's fault was bad enough. But then to ask stupid Linda to join the secret club without even telling her! Susan hated Linda even more than she hated Margaret. Linda hadn't invited Susan to her sleepover party, and she was a copycat. But Margaret didn't care. Today she'd made Linda Chief Spy. Well, Susan had had enough. Margaret had been mean to her once too often.

“随便你，我才不在乎。我再也不想待在这个破秘密俱乐部了。”苏珊没好气地说。 “好得很，我们也不想要你。” 暴脾气玛格丽特气呼呼地冲回了秘密俱乐部的帐篷里。 酸苏珊怒气冲冲地走了。 终于只剩三个人啦！ 苏珊早就受够了她曾经的好朋友“霸道鬼玛格丽特”，上次突袭紫手堡垒搞砸了明明全是玛格丽特的错，却怪到她头上，这就够糟的了。 结果玛格丽特居然连招呼都不打，就邀请傻兮兮的琳达加入秘密俱乐部！ 苏珊恨琳达甚至超过恨玛格丽特。上次琳达开留宿派对都没邀请她，而且她还特别爱跟风模仿。 可玛格丽特根本不在乎。今天她还任命琳达当首席间谍呢。哼，苏珊已经受够了，玛格丽特欺负她实在太多次了。

Susan heard gales of laughter from inside the club tent. So they were laughing, were they? Laughing at her, no doubt. Well, she'd show them. She knew all about Margaret's top -secret plans, and she knew someone who would be very interested in that information. Halt! Password! Smelly toads, said Perfect Peter. He waited outside Henry's purple hand fort. Wrong, said Horrid Henry. What's the new one then, said Perfect Peter? I'm not telling you, said Henry. You're fired, remember? Perfect Peter did remember. He had hoped Henry had forgotten. Can't I join again, Henry? asked Peter. No way, said Horrid Henry. Please, said Perfect Peter. No, said Horrid Henry. Ralph's taken over your duties.

苏珊听见俱乐部帐篷里传来阵阵大笑声。 呵，他们笑得还挺开心，是吧？ 不用想，肯定是在笑她。 行啊，她会给他们点颜色看看的。 玛格丽特所有的绝密计划她都一清二楚， 而且她知道有个人肯定对这些情报特别感兴趣。 “站住！说密码！” “臭癞蛤蟆。”乖乖仔彼得说。 他等在亨利的紫手堡垒外面。 “不对。”淘气包亨利说。 “那新密码是什么呀？”乖乖仔彼得问。 “我才不告诉你。你被开除了，忘了吗？”亨利说。 乖乖仔彼得当然没忘。 他本来还指望亨利已经忘了这事儿呢。 “亨利，我能不能再加入呀？”彼得问。 “门都没有。”淘气包亨利说。 “求求你了。”乖乖仔彼得央求道。 “不行，你的活儿已经都交给粗鲁拉尔夫干了。”淘气包亨利说。

Rude Ralph poked his head through the branches of Henry's lair. No babies allowed! said Rude Ralph. We don't want you here, Peter! said Horrid Henry. Get lost! Perfect Peter burst into tears. Cry, baby! jeered Horrid Henry. Cry, baby! jeered Rude Ralph. That did it. Mum! wailed Perfect Peter. He ran towards the house. Henry won't let me play and he called me a cry, baby! Stop being horrid, Henry! shouted Mum. Peter waited. Mum didn't say anything else. Perfect Peter started to wail louder. Mum! Henry's being mean to me!

粗鲁拉尔夫从亨利藏身巢穴的树枝缝里探出头来。 “小屁孩不准进！”粗鲁拉尔夫说。 “我们这儿不欢迎你，彼得！”淘气包亨利说。 “滚开！” 乖乖仔彼得哇的一声哭了出来。 “哭吧，小屁孩！” 淘气包亨利嘲笑道。 “哭吧，小屁孩！” 粗鲁拉尔夫也跟着嘲笑道。 这下可把彼得彻底惹急了。 “妈妈！” 乖乖仔彼得哭嚎着。 他朝房子跑去。 “亨利不让我跟他玩，还骂我是爱哭鬼小屁孩！” “亨利，别欺负人！”妈妈大喊道。 彼得等着妈妈继续说。 结果妈妈没再说别的了。 乖乖仔彼得开始更大声地哭嚎。 “妈妈！” “亨利欺负我！”

"'Leave Peter alone, Henry!' shouted Mum. She came out of the house. Her hands were covered in dough. "'Henry, if you don't stop!' Mum looked around. "'Where's Henry?' "'In his fort,' sniffled Peter. "'I thought you said he was being mean to you,' said Mum. "'He was,' wailed Peter. "'Just keep away from him,' said Mum.' She went back into the house. Perfect Peter was outraged. Was that it? Why hadn't she punished Henry? Henry had been so horrid he deserved to go to prison for a year. Two years. And just get a crust of bread a week. And Brussels sprouts. Ha! That would serve Henry right.'

“亨利，别招惹彼得！”妈妈大喊道。 她从房子里走出来。 两只手上全沾着面团。 “亨利，你再不老实我就对你不客气了！” 妈妈四下张望。 “亨利去哪儿了？” “在他的堡垒里。”彼得抽抽搭搭地说。 “你不是说他欺负你吗？”妈妈问。 “他刚才确实欺负我了。”彼得哭嚎道。 “那你离他远点就行。”妈妈说。 她转身回房子里去了。 乖乖仔彼得气炸了。 这就完了？ 妈妈为什么不惩罚亨利？ 亨利这么坏，就该关他一年禁闭才对。 不对，关两年。 每周只给他吃一块面包皮。 还要吃难吃的抱子甘蓝。 哈！ 那样亨利才是罪有应得。