Horrid Henry's Car Journey

Horace Henry's car journey. Henry, we're waiting! Henry, get down here! Henry! I'm warning you! Horace Henry sat on his bed and scowled. His mean, horrible parents could warn him all they liked. He wasn't moving. Henry! We're going to be late! yelled Mum. Good! shouted Henry. Henry, this is your final warning! yelled Dad. I don't want to go to police! screamed Henry. I want to go to Ralph's birthday party!

霍勒斯·亨利的汽车之旅 亨利，我们都在等你呢！ 亨利，快下来！ 亨利！我警告你哦！ 霍勒斯·亨利坐在床上，气鼓鼓地板着脸 他那坏透了的讨厌爸妈爱怎么警告就怎么警告呗 反正他才不要动 “亨利！我们要迟到啦！”妈妈大喊道 “太好了！”亨利喊道 “亨利，这是最后一次警告你！”爸爸大吼 “我才不要去参加洗礼！”亨利尖叫道 我要去参加拉尔夫的生日派对！

Mom stomped upstairs. "'Where you cut?' said Mom. "'You're coming to the christening, and that's that.' "'No!' screeched Henry. "'I hate Polly! I hate babies, and I hate you!' Henry had been a pageboy at the wedding of his cousin Prissy Polly when she'd married Pimply Paul. Now they had a prissy Pimply baby, vomiting Vera. Henry had met Vera once before. She'd thrown up all over him. Henry had hoped never to see her again until she was grown up and behind bars, but no such luck. He had to go and watch her be dunked in a vat of water on the same day that Ralph was having a birthday party at Gooshute World. Henry had been longing for ages to go to Gooshute World. Today was his chance, his only chance, but no, everything was ruined."

妈妈噔噔噔地上了楼 “你躲在哪儿呢？”妈妈说道 “你必须去参加洗礼，没得商量。” “我不！”亨利尖声大叫 “我讨厌波莉！” “我讨厌小宝宝，我也讨厌你！” 亨利之前在表姐娇滴滴波莉的婚礼上当过花童，那时候波莉嫁给了 满脸痘痘的保罗 现在他们生了个娇滴滴的痘痘宝宝，爱吐人的薇拉 亨利之前见过薇拉一次 她吐得亨利满身都是 亨利本来希望在薇拉长大蹲大牢之前再也不要见到她，可惜啊 他没那个好运气 他今天非得去看她被泡在一大缸水里行洗礼，偏偏今天拉尔夫要 在咕舒特乐园办生日派对 亨利想去咕舒特乐园想了好久好久了 今天本来是他的机会，唯一的机会，结果全泡汤了。

Perfect Peter poked his head round the door. "'I'm all ready, Mum,' said Perfect Peter. His shoes were polished, his teeth were brushed, and his hair neatly combed. "'I know how annoying it is to be kept waiting when you're in a rush.' "'Thank you, darling Peter,' said Mum. At least one of my children knows how to behave.' Horrid Henry roared and attacked. He was a swooping vulture digging his claws into a dead mouse. "'Ahhhhh ehhhhhh!' squealed Peter. "'Stop being horrid, Henry,' said Mum.'

乖乖彼得从门口探进个脑袋 “妈妈，我都准备好啦。”乖乖彼得说 他的鞋子擦得亮闪闪，牙也刷好了，头发梳得整整齐齐 “我知道赶时间的时候等人超烦的。” “谢谢你呀，我的乖彼得。”妈妈说 “至少我还有个孩子懂规矩。” 淘气包亨利大吼一声就扑了过去 他就像一只猛扑下来的秃鹫，爪子狠狠抓着一只死老鼠 “啊啊啊！啊啊啊！”彼得尖声大叫 “别捣蛋，亨利。”妈妈说。

No one told me it was today! Screeched Henry. Yes we did, said Mum, but you weren't paying attention. As usual, said Dad. I knew we were going, said Peter. I don't want to go to police! Screamed Henry. I want to go to Ralph's! Get in the car now, said Dad. Or no TV for a year, said Mum. Eek! Horrid Henry stopped wailing. No TV for a year? Anything was better than that. Grimly, he stomped down the stairs and out the front door. They wanted him in the car, they'd have him in the car. Don't slam the door, said Mum. Slam!

“没人告诉我就是今天啊！”亨利尖叫道 “我们说过啊，”妈妈说，“是你自己没认真听。” “老样子。”爸爸补了句 “我就知道我们要去的。”彼得说 “我才不要去参加洗礼！”亨利尖叫道 “我要去拉尔夫家！” “现在立刻上车。”爸爸说 “不然一整年都不许看电视。”妈妈说 呀！ 淘气包亨利立马不哭了 一整年不许看电视？ 干啥都比这强啊 他气呼呼地噔噔噔走下楼梯，出了前门 他们想让他上车，那他就上车呗 “别摔门。”妈妈说 哐当！

Hurried Henry pushed Peter away from the car door and scrambled for the right -hand side behind the driver. Perfect Peter grabbed his legs and cried to climb over him. Victory! Henry got there first. Henry liked sitting on the right -hand side so he could watch the speedometer. Peter liked sitting on the right -hand side so he could watch the speedometer. Mom, said Peter, it's my turn to sit on the right. No it isn't, said Henry, it's mine.

急吼吼的亨利一把把彼得从车门边推开，赶紧往驾驶座后面的 右边位置爬 乖乖彼得一把抓住他的腿，哭喊着要从他身上爬过去 赢啦！ 亨利先抢到了位置 亨利喜欢坐右边，这样他就能盯着速度表看 彼得也喜欢坐右边，这样他就能盯着速度表看 “妈妈，”彼得说，“这次该轮到我坐右边了。” “才不是，”亨利说，“这是我的位置。”