Horrid Henry and the Comfy Black Chair

HURRIED HENRY'S HAUNTED HOUSE by Francesca Simon read by Miranda Richardson

《急吼吼亨利的鬼屋大冒险》 弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 著 米兰达·理查森 朗读

Horrid Henry and the Comfy Black Chair. Ah, Saturday! Best day of the week, thought Horrid Henry, flinging off the covers and leaping out of bed. No school, no homework, a day of TV heaven! Mum and Dad liked sleeping in on a Saturday. So long as Henry and Peter were quiet, they could watch TV until Mum and Dad woke up. Horrid Henry could picture it now. He would stretch out in the Comfy Black Chair, grab the remote control and switch on the TV. All his favourite shows were on today. Rappa Zappa, Mutant Max and Gross Out. If he hurried, he would be just in time for Rappa Zappa.

淘气包亨利和超舒服黑椅子 哇，周六啦！ 这可是一周最棒的日子呀，淘气包亨利一把掀开被子，噌地跳下了床。 不用上学，不用写作业，一整天都是看电视的快乐天堂！ 爸爸妈妈周六总爱睡懒觉。 只要亨利和彼得安安静静的，就能一直看电视看到爸爸妈妈醒过来。 淘气包亨利现在都能脑补出那幅美美的画面了。 他要瘫在那把超舒服的黑椅子上，抓过遥控器打开电视。 今天全是他最爱看的节目。 说唱侠扎帕、变种人麦克斯，还有《恶心大挑战》。 要是他动作快点，刚好能赶上看说唱侠扎帕。

He thudded down the stairs and flung open the sitting -room door. A horrible sight met his eyes. There, stretched out on the comfy black chair and clutching the remote control, was his younger brother, Perfect Peter. Henry gasped. How could this be? Henry always got downstairs first. The TV was already on, but it was not switched to Rappaz Rapper. A terrible tinkly tune trickled out of the TV. Oh no! It was the world's most boring show. Daffy and her dancing daisies.

他咚咚咚跑下楼梯，一把推开了客厅的门。 眼前的场景差点把他气晕。 他弟弟乖乖仔彼得正瘫在那把超舒服的黑椅子上，手里还攥着遥控器呢。 亨利倒抽一口凉气。 这怎么可能啊？ 每次都是亨利第一个跑下楼的呀。 电视已经开了，但播的不是说唱侠扎帕。 电视里飘出一阵叮铃哐啷超难听的曲子。 我的天！这是全世界最无聊的节目啊。 《黛菲和她的跳舞小雏菊》。

Switch the channel !" ordered Henry. Rapper zappers on. That's a horrid nasty program, said Perfect Peter, shuddering. He held tight to the remote. I said, switch the channel, hissed Henry. I won't, said Peter. You know the rules. The first one downstairs gets to sit in the comfy black chair and decides what to watch, and I want to watch Daffy. Henry could hardly believe his ears. Perfect Peter was refusing to obey an order. No! screamed Henry. I hate that show. I want to watch Rapper Zapper. Well, I want to watch Daffy, said Perfect Peter.

“快换台！”亨利命令道。 我要看说唱侠扎帕。 “那个节目超讨厌超恶心的。”乖乖仔彼得打了个哆嗦说。 他把遥控器攥得死死的。 “我说了，快换台。”亨利压低声音恶狠狠地说。 “我才不换。”彼得说。 “你知道规矩的呀。” “谁第一个下楼，谁就能坐那把超舒服的黑椅子，还能决定看什么节目。” “我就要看黛菲。” 亨利简直不敢相信自己的耳朵。 乖乖仔彼得居然敢不听他的命令。 “不行！”亨利尖叫起来。 “我最讨厌那个节目了。” “我要看说唱侠扎帕。” “哼，我就要看黛菲。”乖乖仔彼得说。

But that's a baby show! said Henry. Dance my daisies, dance! squealed the revolting daffy. La la la la la! trilled the daisies. La la la la la! sang Peter. Baby, baby! taunted Henry. If only he could get Peter to run upstairs crying, then he could get the chair. Peter is a baby! Peter is a baby! jeered Henry. Peter kept his eyes glued to the screen. Horrid Henry could stand it no longer. He pounced on Peter, snatched the remote, and pushed Peter onto the floor. He was rapper -zapper, liquidating a pesky android. Ahhhhh! screamed Perfect Peter. Mum! Horrid Henry leaped into the comfy black chair and switched channels. Grrrrrrr! growled rapper -zapper, blasting a baddie.

“那是小宝宝才看的节目！”亨利说。 “我的小雏菊呀，跳起来！” 讨厌的黛菲尖着嗓子喊。 啦啦啦啦啦！ 小雏菊们叽叽喳喳地唱。 啦啦啦啦啦！ 彼得也跟着唱。 “小屁孩，小屁孩！”亨利嘲讽道。 要是能把彼得惹得哭着跑上楼，他就能抢到椅子了。 “彼得是小屁孩！” “彼得是小屁孩！” 亨利讥笑道。 彼得眼睛死死粘在电视屏幕上，理都不理他。 淘气包亨利再也忍不了了。 他猛地扑向彼得，一把抢过遥控器，把彼得推到了地上。 他现在就是说唱侠扎帕，正在消灭烦人的机器人坏蛋呢。 “啊啊啊啊啊！”乖乖仔彼得尖叫起来。 “妈妈！” 淘气包亨利一下跳到超舒服的黑椅子上，换了台。 “嗷——！”说唱侠扎帕大吼一声，一炮轰飞了坏蛋。