Horrid Henry Runs Away

Horrid Henry gets rich quick. Na na na na na na na na na na na By Francesca Simon. Read by Miranda Richardson.

淘气包亨利快速赚大钱。 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 作者：弗朗西斯卡·西蒙 朗读者：米兰达·理查森

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Horrid Henry runs away. Horrid Henry was not having a good day. His younger brother, Perfect Peter, had grabbed the hammock first and wouldn't get out. Then mum had ordered him to tidy his room just when he was watching Rapper Zapper on TV and now dad was yelling at him. What's the meaning of this letter, Henry? Shouted dad. What letter? Snapped Henry. He was sick and tired of being nagged at. You know perfectly well what letter, said mum. The letter from Miss Battle Axe, the third this week. Oh, that letter.

淘气包亨利离家出走了。 淘气包亨利今天过得糟透了。 他的弟弟「完美彼得」先抢到了吊床，而且 死活不肯下来。 然后妈妈偏偏在他正看电视的时候，命令他去收拾房间 节目《说唱达人扎普》，现在爸爸又在冲他大吼大叫。 亨利，这封信是怎么回事？ 爸爸吼道。 什么信？ 亨利没好气地回嘴。 他烦死了总被人念叨。 你心知肚明是哪封信。妈妈说。 战斧老师寄来的信，这星期都第三封了。 哦，那封信啊。

Dear Henry's parents, I'm sorry to tell you that today Henry poked William, tripped Linda, shoved Dave, pinched Andrew, made rude noises, chewed gum, and would not stop talking in class. Your sincerely, Boudicca Battleaxe." Henry scowled. Henry said, Can I help it if I have to burp? And what about all the children you hurt? said Dad. Hardly touched William. Linda got in my way and Dave and Andrew annoyed me, said Henry. What a big fuss over nothing.

亲爱的亨利家长：很遗憾地通知您，今天亨利捅了威廉，绊了琳达， 推了戴夫，掐了安德鲁，发出怪声，嚼口香糖，上课还一直讲话 不停。此致，布狄卡·巴特尔艾克斯。 亨利皱起了脸。 亨利说： 我忍不住要打嗝也怪我吗？ 那你弄伤的那些小朋友怎么说？爸爸问。 我根本没碰几下威廉。琳达挡了我的路，戴夫和安德鲁惹我生气了。亨利说。 多大点事啊，至于这么小题大做嘛。

Right, said Dad, I'm very disappointed with you. No TV, no comics and no sweets for a week. A week? screamed Henry, for giving someone a little tap. It's not fair. What about my letter? said Peter. Dear Peter's parents, I'm delighted to tell you that today Peter helped Gordon, shared with Sam, volunteered to clean the paintbrushes, picked up the balls in PE and tidied the classroom without being asked. Well done Peter. He's in the Good as Gold book for the third time this month. A school record. Yours sincerely, Lydia Lovely.

行啊，爸爸说，我对你太失望了。罚你一周不准看电视，不准看漫画，不准吃糖果， 整整一周。 一周？亨利尖叫起来，我就轻轻碰了别人一下啊。这太不公平了。 那我的信呢？彼得说。 亲爱的彼得家长：非常高兴地通知您，今天彼得帮助了戈登，和萨姆分享东西， 主动清理画笔，体育课上捡了球，还没等人吩咐就主动打扫了教室。 彼得做得太棒了。这是他本月第三次登上「金乖乖光荣榜」， 创下了学校纪录哦。 此致，莉迪亚·拉夫利。

Dad glowed. At least one child in this family knows how to behave. Peter smiled modestly. You really should think more about other people, Henry, said Peter. There may be one day you'll be in the Good -as -girl book. Horrid Henry snarled and leapt on Peter. He was primordial slime oozing over a trapped insect. Yeow! howled Peter. Stop it, Henry! shouted Mum. Go straight to your room, now! Horrid Henry stomped upstairs to his bedroom and slammed the door. That's it! screamed Henry. No one in this family likes me, so I'm leaving! He'd show his horrible parents. He would run away to the jungle. He would fight giant snakes, crush crocodiles, and paddle alone up piranha infested rivers hacking his way through the vines. And he'd never ever come back. Then they'd be sorry. Serve them right for being so mean to him.

爸爸笑得满脸放光。 咱们家总算有个懂规矩的孩子了。 彼得谦虚地笑了笑。 亨利，你真该多替别人想想。彼得说。 说不定哪天你也能登上「乖乖榜」呢。 淘气包亨利气得嗷嗷叫，一下就扑到了彼得身上。 他现在就像裹住被困小虫子的原始黏泥似的。 嗷！彼得疼得大叫。 亨利，住手！妈妈大喊。 现在立刻回你自己房间去！ 淘气包亨利噔噔噔跑上楼回自己房间，「砰」地摔上了门。 够了！亨利大喊。 这个家没人喜欢我，我要走了！ 他要让他那讨厌的爸妈后悔。 他要逃到丛林里去。 他要和巨蛇搏斗，揍扁鳄鱼， 独自划着船穿过满是食人鱼的河流，一路砍断藤蔓开路。 他永远永远都不回来了。 到时候他们就该后悔了。 谁让他们对我这么坏，活该。