Horrid Henry's School Trip

Horrid Henry's School Trip Don't forget my Pat lunch for the school trip Shouted horrid henry for the tenth time. I want crisps biscuits chocolate and a fizzy whiz drink No way Henry said dad grimly slicing carrots. I'm making you a healthy nutritious lunch Well, I don't want a healthy lunch how old Henry I like sweets Sweets yuck said perfect Peter. He peeked in his lunchbox

《淘气包亨利的学校旅行》 别忘了给我准备学校旅行的便当啊 淘气包亨利第十次嚷嚷道：我要薯片、饼干、巧克力，还有嘶嘶冒泡的汽水 没门，亨利，爸爸一边切胡萝卜一边沉着脸说，我要给你做一顿健康营养的午餐 哼，我才不要什么健康午餐，亨利大吼道，我就爱吃甜食 甜食？好恶心哦，完美小彼得说，他探头往自己的便当盒里瞧

Oh boy, an apple, said Peter, and egg and crass on brown bread with the crusts on, and carrot and celery sticks, my favourite. Thank you so much, Dad. Henry, if you don't eat healthy food, you'll never grow big and strong. Oh yeah, said Henry, I'll show you how big and strong I am, you little pipsqueak, he landed, springing at Peter. He was a boa constrictor, throttling his prey. Choked Peter, stop being horrid, Henry, shouted Mum, or there will be no school trip for you. Henry let Peter go. Horrid Henry loved school trips. No work, no assembly, a packed lunch, a chance to fool around all day. What could be better?

哇，有苹果哎！彼得说，还有鸡蛋、全麦面包夹水芹，面包皮都留着呢，还有 胡萝卜条和芹菜条，这可是我的最爱！太谢谢你啦爸爸 亨利，你要是不吃健康食品，就永远长不高长不壮哦 哦是吗？亨利说，我这就给你看看我有多壮多高大，你这个小不点，他 扑向彼得，假装自己是条大蟒蛇，正死死缠住猎物呢 彼得被掐得喘不过气，别闹了亨利，妈妈大吼道，不然你就别去学校旅行了 亨利松开了彼得。淘气包亨利可喜欢学校旅行了，不用上课，不用开集会，还有便当吃， 还能疯玩一整天，还有比这更美的事吗？

I'm going to the frosty freeze ice cream factory, said Henry. Free ice creams for everyone. Yippee! Perfect Peter made a face. I don't like ice cream, he said. My class is going somewhere much better. Our town museum. And Mum's coming to help. I'd rather be boiled alive and eaten by cannibals than go to that boring old dump, said Horrid Henry, shuddering. Mum had dragged him there once. Never again. Then Henry noticed Peter's T -shirt. It was exactly the same as his. Purple, striped with gold stars. Tell Peter to stop copying what I wear to school, screamed Henry. It doesn't matter, Henry, said Mum. You're going on different trips. No one will notice.

我们要去冰冰霜冰淇淋工厂哦，亨利说，所有人都能免费吃冰淇淋！ 耶！太好啦！ 完美小彼得做了个鬼脸 我才不喜欢冰淇淋呢，他说 我们班要去的地方好玩多了，是咱们镇的博物馆，而且妈妈还要去帮忙哦 我宁可被活活煮了给食人族吃掉，也不要去那个无聊透顶的破地方，淘气包 亨利打了个寒颤说。妈妈之前硬拉他去过一次，打死他都不想再去了 这时候亨利注意到了彼得的T恤，和他的那件一模一样，紫色的，上面还有 金色星星的条纹 叫彼得别再学我穿衣服去学校！亨利尖叫道 没关系的亨利，妈妈说，你们去的旅行不一样，没人会注意到的

Just keep out of my way, Peter, snarled Henry. I don't want anyone to think we're related. Horrid Henry's class buzzed with excitement as they scrambled to be first on the bus. I've got crisps! shouted Dizzy Dave. I've got biscuits! shouted anxious Andrew. I've got toffee and chocolate and lollies and three fizzy wizzies! shouted greedy Graham.

别挡我的道，彼得，亨利恶狠狠地说 我可不想让别人觉得我们俩是一家人 淘气包亨利的班上闹哄哄的，大家都兴奋极了，争先恐后要第一个上车 我带了薯片！晕乎乎的戴夫大喊 我带了饼干！慌兮兮的安德鲁大喊 我带了太妃糖、巧克力、棒棒糖，还有三瓶嘶嘶汽水！贪吃鬼格雷厄姆大喊

Wailed weepy William, I forgot my packed lunch. Quiet! ordered Miss Battleaxe as the bus started moving. Sit still and behave. No eating on the bus. William, stop weeping. I need a wee! shouted Lazy Linda. Well, you'll have to wait! snapped Miss Battleaxe. Horrid Henry had trampled his way to the window seats at the back next to rude Ralph and greedy Graham. He liked those seats best. Miss Battleaxe couldn't see him and he could make faces at all the people in the cars behind him. Henry and Ralph rolled down the window and chanted, Beans, beans, good for the heart! The more you eat, the more you, Henry! bellowed Miss Battleaxe. Turn round and face forward now!

哭唧唧的威廉哭着说：呜，我忘带便当了 安静！巴士开动的时候，战斧老师命令道 坐好，规矩点 车上不许吃东西 威廉，别哭了 我要尿尿！懒兮兮的琳达大喊 哼，那你就得憋着！战斧老师厉声说 淘气包亨利一路挤到了巴士后排靠窗的座位，旁边坐的是粗鲁鬼拉尔夫和贪吃鬼 格雷厄姆 他最喜欢那几个座位了 战斧老师看不到他，他还能对着后面车里的所有人做鬼脸 呢 亨利和拉尔夫把窗户摇下来，一起唱道：豆子，豆子，对心脏好呀！ 吃的越多，你就越……亨利！战斧老师怒吼道 立刻转过来坐好，面朝前面！