Horrid Henry's Wedding

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Horrid Henry's Wedding I'm not wearing these horrible clothes and that's that Horrid Henry glared at the mirror a stranger smothered in a lilac ruffled shirt green satin knickerbockers tights pink cummerbund tied in a floppy bow and pointy white satin shoes with gold buckles glared back at him Henry had never seen anyone looking so silly in his life Shrieked horrid Henry pointing at the mirror

《淘气包亨利的婚礼》 我才不要穿这些丑爆了的衣服，说什么都没用。 淘气包亨利瞪着镜子，一个 裹着淡紫色荷叶边衬衫、绿色缎面灯笼裤、紧身袜、粉色 宽腰带，系着松垮蝴蝶结，脚蹬带金色搭扣的白色尖头皮鞋的陌生人正瞪着他。 亨利长这么大，从没见过这么傻气的人。 淘气包亨利指着镜子尖叫起来。

Then Henry peered more closely. The ridiculous -looking boy was him. Perfect Peter stood next to horrid Henry. He, too, was smothered in a lilac -ruffled shirt, green satin knickerbockers, tights, pink cummerbund, and pointy white shoes with gold buckles, but unlike Henry, Peter was smiling. "'Aren't they adorable?' squealed Prissy Polly. "'That's how my children are always going to dress.' Prissy Polly was horrid Henry's horrible older cousin. Prissy Polly was always squeaking and squealing. "'Eek! It's a speck of dust! Eek! It's a puddle! Eek! My hair is a mess!' But when Prissy Polly announced she was getting married to pimply Paul, and wanted Henry and Peter to be page boys, Mum said yes before Henry could stop her.

亨利凑近了再看，这个傻里傻气的男孩居然是他自己。 乖乖仔彼得站在淘气包亨利旁边，他也裹着一件带淡紫色荷叶边的 衬衫、绿色缎面灯笼裤、紧身袜、粉色宽腰带，还有白色尖头皮鞋，配着 金色搭扣，不过和亨利不一样，彼得笑得可开心了。 “他俩是不是太可爱啦？”娇气包波莉尖叫道。 “我以后的小孩就得这么穿。” 娇气包波莉是淘气包亨利的讨厌表姐。 娇气包波莉总爱大惊小怪地哇哇叫。 “呀！有颗灰！呀！有个水洼！呀！我头发乱了！” 可当娇气包波莉说她要嫁给痘痘保罗，还想让亨利和 彼得当花童的时候，亨利还没来得及反对，妈妈就一口答应了。

What's a page boy?' asked Henry suspiciously. A page boy carries the wedding rings down the aisle on a satin cushion, said Mum. And throws confetti afterwards, said Dad. Henry liked the idea of throwing confetti, but carrying rings on a cushion. No thanks. I don't want to be a page boy, said Henry. I do, I do, said Peter. You're going to be a page boy, and that's that, said Mum. And you'll behave yourself, said Dad. It's very kind of Cousin Polly to ask you. Henry scowled. Who'd want to be married to her, said Henry. I wouldn't if you paid me a million pounds.

“花童是干嘛的？”亨利疑惑地问。 “花童要拿着缎面垫子托着婚戒，沿着过道走过来。”妈妈说。 “之后还要撒彩纸屑哦。”爸爸补充道。 亨利挺喜欢撒彩纸屑这个环节，可是拿垫子托戒指？ 不了谢谢。 “我才不要当花童。”亨利说。 “我要当！我要当！”彼得说。 “你必须当花童，就这么定了。”妈妈说。 “而且你得守规矩。”爸爸说。 波莉表姐能邀请你，真是太好了。 亨利皱起了脸。 “谁会想娶她啊。”亨利说。 给我一百万英镑我都不娶。

But for some reason the bridegroom, Pimply Paul, did want to marry Prissy Polly, and as far as Henry knew, he had not been paid one million pounds. Pimply Paul was also trying on his wedding clothes. He looked ridiculous in a black top hat, lilac shirt and a black jacket covered in gold swirls. I won't wear these silly clothes, said Henry. Oh, be quiet, you little brat, snapped Pimply Paul. Horrid Henry glared at him. I won't, said Henry, and that's final. Henry, stop being horrid, said Mum. She looked extremely silly in a big floppy hat dripping with flowers. Suddenly Henry grabbed at the lace ruffles round his throat.

可不知道为啥，新郎痘痘保罗就是想娶娇气包波莉，而且 据亨利所知，他可没拿到一百万英镑。 痘痘保罗也在试他的结婚礼服。 他戴着黑色高顶礼帽，穿淡紫色衬衫，还有印着金色旋涡纹的黑外套，看起来傻透了。 “我才不要穿这些傻衣服。”亨利说。 “哦，闭嘴，你个小破孩。”痘痘保罗没好气地说。 淘气包亨利瞪了他一眼。 “我就不穿，”亨利说，“说啥都没用。” “亨利，别调皮了。”妈妈说。 她戴着顶缀满花的大软帽，看起来傻极了。 突然，亨利一把抓住自己脖子周围的蕾丝荷叶边。

I'm choking !" he gasped. I can't breathe. Then Henry fell to the floor and rolled around. Uggh! Moaned Henry. I'm dying. Get up this minute, Henry, said Dad. Eee! There's dirt on the floor! Shrieked Polly.

“我喘不上气了！”他喘着气说。 我透不过气啦。 接着亨利倒在地上，滚来滚去。 呃啊！ 亨利哼哼着。 我要死啦。 “现在立刻给我起来，亨利。”爸爸说。 呀！ 地上有灰！ 波莉尖叫起来。