18 He Often does This

He often does this!

After I had had lunch at a village pub, I looked for my bag.

I had left it on a chair beside the door and now it wasn't there!

As I was looking for it, the landlord came in.

‘Did you have a good meal?' he asked.

‘Yes, thank you, ' I answered, ‘but I can't pay the bill. I haven't got my bag. '