1 Goes to the Museum

My Weird School Goes to the Museum

我的奇葩学校去了博物馆

My name is Andrea and I LOVE school! I love tests! I love homework! I love teachers— and teachers love ME!

我叫安德里亚，我爱学校！我喜欢考试！我喜欢家庭作业！我爱老师，老师也爱我！

"Teacher's pet!" A.J. calls me. He thinks it's an insult, but I love it. Who wouldn't want to be the teacher's favorite?

“老师的宠物!”A.J.给我打电话。 他觉得这是一种侮辱，但我喜欢。 谁不想成为老师的宠儿呢？

A.J., that's who. All he wants to be is class clown. He doesn't even care that he's in gifted and talented.

aj，就是他。他只想成为班里的小丑。 他甚至不在乎自己是天才还是天才。

I LOVE being in gifted and talented! We're the only ones in the class. So we get to go on field trips, just the two of us.

我喜欢有天赋和才华的人！我们是班里唯一的学生。 所以我们可以去实地考察，就我们两个。

"Ooooh," Ryan said this morning. "A.J. and Andrea are going to the art museum together. They must be in love!" Well, duh. Of course we are. A.J. just doesn't know it yet. "When are you two getting married?" said Michael. "NEVER!" yelled A.J. Ha. That's what he thinks.

“哦，”Ryan今天早上说。 “A.J.和安德里亚要一起去艺术博物馆。 他们一定是相爱了！”嗯,咄。 当然了。a。j。还不知道。 “你们俩什么时候结婚？”迈克尔问。 “决不！”A.J.哈喊道。这就是他的想法。