6-04 Mercy Watson Something Wonky This Way Comes

Chapter 4 Leroy Ninker was a small man with a big dream. Leroy Ninker wanted to become a cowboy. But for now, Leroy was working at the Bijou Drive-In concession stand. Leroy Ninker was selling Bottomless Buckets of popcorn.

" Yippie-i-oh! " he shouted. " There's nothing faux! That's right. It's real butter, folks. Top-quality! Bottomless! And out of this world! Yippie-i-oh! "

In between pouring butter and popping popcorn, Leroy Ninker worked on his lasso skills. He twirled the lasso. He made the lasso whistle. He lassoed a Bottomless Bucket. He lassoed a stool. " Yippie-i-oh! " sang Leroy. " There's nothing faux about my skill with a lasso. "