6-03 Mercy Watson Something Wonky This Way Comes

Chapter 3 Police Officer Tomilello had the night off. Officer Tomilello was at the Bijou Drive-In. He was with his wife, Mrs. Officer Tomilello. They were in the front row.

" Is it nice to have a night off from the relentless duties of keeping the world safe from crime?" Officer Tomilello asked himself. " It is nice, " he answered himself. " It is very nice. " Mrs. Officer Tomilello smiled. Mrs. Officer Tomilello patted Officer Tomilello's arm. Animal Control Officer Francine Poulet was at the Bijou Drive-In, too. Animal Control Officer Francine Poulet was with Alfred P. Tomkins.

Alfred P. Tomkins and Francine Poulet were on a date.

" Do you think that there will be actual pigs in this movie?" said Francine Poulet. " I'm not certain, " said Alfred P. Tomkins. " As an Animal Control Officer, " said Francine Poulet, " I have found pigs to be the wiliest clients of all. " " Really?" said Alfred. " Absolutely, " said Francine. " Although I did catch a pig once. At least, I think I caught a pig.

" Fascinating, " said Alfred P. Tomkins, " simply fascinating. " He put his arm around Francine Poulet.