6-02 Mercy Watson Something Wonky This Way Comes

Chapter 2 Where are you going?" said Baby Lincoln. " We're off to the movies! " said Mr. Watson. " Oh, " said Baby. " What movie are you going to see?" " It is a movie called When Pigs Fb, " said Mrs. Watson.

" Is it a romance?" said Baby. " Is it a movie about love?" " Well, " said Mrs. Watson, " I think it is basically a movie about pigs flying. " " Don't be ridiculous, " said Eugenia Lincoln. " Pigs don't fly. It's a figure of speech. " " What's a figure of speech?" said Mr. Watson. " The movie title, " said Eugenia, " is a figure of speech signifying the impossible. "

" Well, " said Mrs. Watson, " we are going to be impossibly late if we don't get going. " " Would you care to join us?" said Mr. Watson. " Yes! " said Baby Lincoln. " Absolutely not, " said Eugenia Lincoln. " Oh, Sister, " said Baby, " please say yes. " No, " said Eugenia. But she got into the Watsons' convertible anyway.

" Where are you going?" shouted Stella. " We're off to the movies! " said Mr. Watson. " What kind of movie are you going to see?" said Frank.

" It's a romance, " said Baby. " It will be inspirational, " said Mrs. Watson. " It's a figure of speech! " shouted Eugenia.

" Is it a movie with a happy ending?" said Frank. " Oh, it must end happily, " said Mrs. Watson. " Can we come, too?" said Stella. " The more the merrier, " said Mr. Watson.