Curious Ear

Journey to the West, Chapter 74, Curious Ear.

《西游记》第七十四回：谛听

Guan Yin recited the tight headband spell. Both Wukongs fell to the ground, howling in pain. Please stop! They cried. Guan Yin stopped reciting the spell and the two monkeys stood back up. The Bodhisattva frowned. I still don't know which of you is the real Wukong. You should both go to heaven. The real Wukong used to live there. Maybe the Jade Emperor can tell who is who.

观音念起了紧箍咒。 两个悟空都摔倒在地， 疼得嗷嗷直叫。 请别念了！ 他们大喊道。 观音停下了咒语 两只猴子又站了起来。 菩萨皱起了眉。 我还是分不清你们谁是真悟空。 你们俩都去天庭吧。 真悟空以前在那儿住过。 也许玉帝能辨出谁真谁假。

Good idea, said one Wukong. He pointed at the other. The Jade Emperor will see that this monkey is a fake. I'm not a fake, cried the other monkey. You are. He tried to strike the other Wukong, but that one dodged the blow and swung back. The two monkeys were still fighting when they arrived at the southern gate of heaven.

好主意。”一个悟空说。 他指着另一个悟空。 玉帝肯定能看出这只猴子是假的。 我才不是假的！”另一只猴子大叫。 你才是假的。 他抬手就要打另一个悟空，对方躲开了，也挥棒打了回来。 两只猴子一路打个不停，打到了南天门。

The guard narrowed his eyes. Wukong? Is that you? Yes, it's me! Said both of the Wukongs. I must speak with the Jade Emperor! Said one monkey. He pointed at the other monkey. He's a fake Wukong! I'm not a fake Wukong! Said the other monkey. I'm the real one! I must speak with the Jade Emperor!

守卫眯起了眼睛。 悟空？是你吗？ 是我！ 两个悟空齐声说道。 我要见玉帝！ 一只猴子说。 他指着另一只猴子。 他是假悟空！ 我才不是假悟空！ 另一只猴子说。 我是真的！ 我要见玉帝！

The guard allowed both Wukongs to enter heaven. Crash, clang, bang! Spirits and gods bled as the two Wukongs fought all over heaven. The monkeys knocked over statues and trees. Still fighting, they stormed into the Cloud Palace. When the Jade Emperor saw them, he was furious.

守卫让两个悟空都进了天庭。 哐当！轰隆！乒乓！ 两个悟空在天庭里打得到处乱窜，天兵天将都被打伤了。 两只猴子打翻了雕像和树木。 他们一边打，一路冲进了凌霄宝殿。 玉帝看到他们，气得火冒三丈。

What's going on? He boomed. Your majesty, said one of the Wukongs. Please punish this monkey. He's pretending to be me. Punish him! cried the other. He's pretending to be me. Stand still, both of you, said the Jade Emperor. Let me get a good look at you.

怎么回事？ 他怒声喝问。 陛下，”一个悟空开口道， 请您惩罚这只猴子，他假扮成我。 快惩罚他！ 另一个大喊。 他才是假扮我的那个。 你们两个都站好别动，”玉帝说， 让我好好看看你们。