One Thousand Pills

Journey to the West, Chapter 46, 1 ,000 Pills.

《西游记》第四十六章：一千粒仙丹

The Tang monk glared at Wukong. Bajie says you can bring the king back to life, said the monk. Please do so now. Wukong shot a look at Bajie, who was trying not to laugh. Master, use the tight headband spell, said the pig. Don't! cried Wukong. I'll ask Laozi for help. He makes pills that can make people live forever. Maybe he makes pills that can bring people back to life.

唐僧瞪着悟空。 唐僧说：“八戒说你能让国王起死回生。” 请你现在就施法吧。 悟空瞪了八戒一眼，八戒正憋着笑呢。 八戒嚷嚷：“师父，念紧箍咒！” 悟空连忙大叫：“别念！” 我去找太上老君帮忙。 他炼的仙丹能让人长生不老。 说不定他还有能起死回生的仙丹呢。

Laozi was busy working on a potion. Steam rose from the bubbling cauldron. Suddenly Wukong burst into the room. Hello Laozi! Laozi groaned. What are you doing here Wukong? You're supposed to be helping the Tang monk reach the western paradise.

太上老君正忙着炼丹药。 冒泡的炼丹炉正冒着热气。 悟空突然闯了进来。 老君你好呀！ 老君叹了口气。 悟空，你到这儿来干什么？ 你应该陪着唐僧去西天取经才对啊。

Wukong walked around the room, looking at all the bottles and equipment. I'm still helping the Tang monk, he said. We're helping a king right now, though. He poked a blue bottle filled with liquid. Laozi looked up from his potion. Don't touch anything. Just tell me why you're here.

悟空在房间里走来走去，瞅着所有的瓶瓶罐罐和法器。 他说：“我还在跟着唐僧取经呀。” 不过我们这会儿正在帮一个国王。 他戳了戳一个装着液体的蓝色瓶子。 老君从炼丹炉前抬起头。 什么都别碰，直接说你来找我干什么。

I need pills that will bring someone back to life said Wukong give me 1 ,000 of them Lao's a stopped what he was doing and walked over to Wukong How dare you tell me to give you 1 ,000 pills he said get out of here right now the monkey laughed I'm kidding. I don't really need 1 ,000 pills Just give me 100 and then I'll leave

悟空说：“我要能起死回生的仙丹，给我一千粒。” 老君停下手里的活，走到悟空跟前。 他说：“你居然敢找我要一千粒仙丹？现在马上给我出去！” 猴子哈哈大笑。 我开玩笑的，我哪要得了一千粒啊。 给我一百粒我就走。

Laozi squeezed his hands into fists. I'm not giving you any pills. Now get out of here. Wukong scratched his head, pretending to think. Now that I think about it, I don't need 100 pills. Just give me 10. You are rude and disrespectful! yelled Laozi. Get out!

老君气得攥紧了拳头。 我半粒仙丹都不会给你，现在就滚出去。 悟空挠了挠头，假装在想事情。 哦对哦，我也用不着一百粒，给我十粒就行啦。 老君大吼：“你真是太无礼太放肆了！” 出去！