A Very Strange Pill

Journey to the West, Chapter 22, A Very Strange Pill.

《西游记》第二十二章：奇怪的小药丸

The Black Wind King took a step back. He looked confused. That pill jumped down my throat! The entire cave filled with light. The bear squeezed his eyes shut. When he opened them, Guan Yin was standing before him. Guan Yin! The bear cried. You tricked me with a disguise! Return the robe at once, said Guan Yin.

黑风王往后退了一步。 他一脸疑惑。 那粒药丸直接蹦进了我的喉咙里！ 整个山洞瞬间亮了起来。 黑熊精紧紧闭上了眼睛。 等他睁开眼时，观音菩萨正站在他面前。 观音菩萨！ 黑熊精大叫起来。 你居然变了样子骗我！ “立刻把袈裟还回来。”观音菩萨说。

No! said the Black Wind King. I don't want to! He held his stomach and groaned. Are you feeling okay? asked Wukong's voice. The bear looked around surprised. I just heard the monkey. He fell to his knees and groaned again. Where are you?

“不！”黑风王喊道，“我才不要！”他捂着肚子哼哼道：“你 还好吗？”悟空的声音传了过来。黑熊精惊讶地四处张望：“我刚 才听见那猴子的声音。”他跪倒在地，又哼哼起来：“你在哪儿？”

I'm inside you, said Wukong. I changed myself into a pill to trick you. Now I'm going to practice some of my fighting skills. The monkey punched and kicked the bear's insides. Boom pow, boom pow! Argh! Cried the Black Wind King, rolling on the floor. Wukong jumped up and down, did flips, and ran around in circles.

“我在你肚子里呀。”悟空说。 我变成药丸故意骗你吞下去的。 现在我正好练练我的打架本领。 猴子在黑熊精的肚子里拳打脚踢。 嘭咚！嘭咚！ 啊——！ 黑风王疼得大叫，在地上滚来滚去。 悟空一会儿蹦上蹦下，一会儿翻跟头，还绕着圈乱跑。

Please stop! shouted the black wind king. You're hurting my belly! Give back the robe said Guan Yin. I will I promise said the bear. I will do anything you say just please tell the monkey to stop. Guan Yin held up the metal headband it looked just like the one on Wukong's head. She placed it on the bear's head.

“快停下！”黑风王大叫，“我的肚子好疼啊！” “把袈裟还回来。”观音菩萨说。“我还！我保证还！”黑熊精说，“你说什么我都 愿意做，求求你快让那猴子停下来吧。 观音菩萨举起一个金属头箍，样子和悟空头上戴的那个 一模一样。她把头箍戴在了黑熊精的头上。

Wukong, come out now, said Guan Yin. A tiny Wukong popped out of the Black Wind King's nose. He quickly grew to his normal size. Where's the robe? asked the monkey. The bear pointed to a dark room in the back of the cave. After Wukong left to get the robe, the Black Wind King charged at Guan Yin.

“悟空，你现在出来吧。”观音菩萨说。 小小的悟空“嗖”的一下从黑风王的鼻子里蹦了出来。 他很快就变回了正常大小。 “袈裟在哪儿？”猴子问道。 黑熊精指了指山洞深处的一个暗室。 等悟空去拿袈裟后，黑风王猛地朝观音菩萨扑了过去。